Couple Fails pt 1

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This compilation is packed with the funniest, most relatable couple fails—because when two people spend too much time together, chaos is guaranteed!

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00:00I think she didn't record it.

00:28From this day forward, from this day forward, until death do we part.

00:58What happened?

01:05I just had it.

01:09Where did it go?

01:16Wait, are we talking?

01:17Oh my god.

01:20Fuck.

01:22When nothing can go right?

01:24Oh my god.

01:25Wait, yeah, we're...

01:31Good job, Randy.

01:33Did you get that?

01:40Did you get that?

01:44I love you.

01:55Do you want to marry me?

01:57Yeah.

01:59The dog's pooping right there on the floor.

02:05I'm not...

02:15Who are you talking to?

02:16I don't want to.

02:17Okay.

02:18Oh my god.

02:20Wait, you dummy!

02:22What are you doing?

02:24Oh, it's stuck in my hair.

02:26You know, like...

02:27People do, like...

02:29This would be resistant on my knee.

02:32I'm holding up his...

02:33What do you think of your birthday cake, Dad?

02:43That's good.

02:45I need a chaser.

02:47It'll be good with ice cream on it.

02:50What happened to it, Mom?

02:51I dropped it.

02:56Yes.

02:57Yes.

02:58Yes.

03:01Yes.

03:02Perfect.

03:03Got it.

03:04Alright, kiss each other.

03:08Got it.

03:09He tongueed me.

03:10I'd like to toast to you to a long, loving, happy, prosperous marriage.

03:18Congratulations.

03:19Love you guys.

03:22Okay, shut it off.

03:27That was nice.

03:29That wasn't so bad.

03:30That was like...

03:31Oh!

03:32He didn't shut off.

03:33Was there any spark left after 65 years?

03:37Any what?

03:38Any spark left after 65 years.

03:41Do you still like her?

03:42I don't think so.

03:43Yeah.

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