Alien Encounters

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey having to do with aliens and after Lisa answers they imagine what her alien encounter would be like.

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00:00Well, if aliens ever do come down and attack Earth, at least most people will be like,

00:09yep, I knew this was coming.

00:11I do, I do know.

00:12A new survey asked over 26,000 people in 24 different countries whether they think aliens

00:19are out there in the universe.

00:2161% said yes.

00:24Another 22% say they aren't sure.

00:26And 17% say they definitely think we're alone.

00:32There's no such thing as aliens.

00:35If you were asked the same question, would it be yes, not sure, or no?

00:39Yes.

00:40Yes.

00:41Lisa?

00:42Yes, but I don't care.

00:44I didn't see that as an option, but okay.

00:46I can see aliens being like, wait, what are we getting, what are we getting?

00:49It's Lisa, and she's like, shut up, Jesus.

00:51Just don't right now.

00:52Just listen.

00:53Do whatever you're going to do.

00:55Just what?

00:56I just don't think about it or worry about it, I guess.

01:00It fuels my desire to bang it every day.

01:03We only have a finite amount left.

01:05Don't care.

01:05Yes or maybe.

01:06I mean, it's a possibility, I guess.

01:10Yeah, I'm kind of with Lisa.

01:12I'm not saying, I would never rule it out.

01:14No.

01:15But until you see something that you can truly believe, which I have not yet, I can't say

01:22yes.

01:23Yeah.

01:23I know that it's going to happen.

01:27I know what's happened.

01:28Yeah.

01:29Someone said Lisa has the same method with ghosts and aliens.

01:32Go away, aliens.

01:32Yeah.

01:33Go away.

01:34It's like the idea of them being a nuisance.

01:36It's like, I have so much to do today.

01:37I do.

01:38I do.

01:39I have a point.

01:39Earth things.

01:40And you're just.

01:41Earth things.

01:42She's got earth things to do.

01:44Hello.

01:44Like Lisa is the one that's representing us.

01:49Okay.

01:49Like Lisa finds herself for whatever reason.

01:51She took Molly to a park that day and alien came down.

01:56I was like, hello.

01:58Oh my.

01:59Hello.

01:59Alien.

02:02So here's the deal.

02:04This is my dog.

02:06Molly.

02:08I'm out for a walk.

02:10So I'm going to go now because I've got to get back.

02:14Molly doesn't like to walk for much.

02:17So you guys do your thing.

02:19I've got earth stuff to do.

02:20I've got it on my earth to do list.

02:22There's a ton of stuff.

02:23Oh, hey, alien.

02:27You guys from Zeta Reticuli.

02:32Oh, sure.

02:33I'm having a really super hard time understanding your alien gibberish.

02:38Let me use my telepathy.

02:40Oh my God.

02:41You're in my mind.

02:42Get out of there.

02:43We are here to share the secrets of the universe.

02:46Oh, that's great.

02:47Listen, go find someone who cares.

02:51Because I've got earth stuff to do.

02:54I've got boots on the way.

02:56You're mean.

02:57I'd probably give them your number.

02:59Here's Chuck or Andy's number.

03:02Call them.

03:04Lisa gave you my number?

03:14She is a rascal.

03:15She's walking, Molly.

03:18And you told her about the whole taking over the world thing.

03:21Yep.

03:22Yep.

03:22She just walked away?

03:24That is so Lisa.

03:26Oh, man.

03:27Well, are you guys coming here for my bot?

03:30Your bot?

03:32Oh, no.

03:34All right.

03:34I guess I'll get it ready.

03:35You are the alien overlords.

03:37Lube.

03:38I know I've got plenty of that.

03:40I know I've got plenty of that.

03:42All right.

03:43Well, tell Lisa I said hi if she's still right there.

03:46That's what you think?

03:47They're coming for your butt?

03:48They're coming for all our butts.

03:49Anal probes, Lisa.

03:50I can't worry about that.

03:51I really can't.

03:52They're coming for all our butts.

03:54It all depends.

03:55It depends which aliens are going to show up.

03:56Oh, okay.

03:58Hopefully those aliens don't show up.

04:00I can't worry about that.

04:01I really can't worry about aliens on my ass.

04:04I can't.

04:05There's some aliens that would be friendly and then some that are after us.

04:10Is there anyone listening who believes they've had an alien encounter?

04:16Oh, that's a cool question.

04:18There's probably quite a few.

04:19Is there anyone listening who believes they have had an alien encounter?

04:24I tell you.

04:24Hold on your butts because here comes the crazy.

04:26Yeah.

04:26Oh, it's awesome, though.

04:27One out of, I'd say once every six months or so, I'll wake up in the middle of the night

04:33and little bitties with her white face and dark eyes will be staring at me.

04:36You think it's an alien?

04:37And I'm like, there's been a couple times where I've been like,

04:39And I scream several times until it comes into focus.

04:46And she's like,

04:47I'm like, oh, God!

04:50Oh, Bitty Jean Green!

04:52Oh, Bitty Jean Green, it's just you.

04:55Oh, it's a little bitty.

04:56That's so funny that your mind works that way.

04:58I would never think it's an alien!

05:00Because the way she's standing over me, like, at the side of me, I do.

05:04I, like, swirl together reality and I'm like, what is it?

05:07Ah!

05:08Ah!

05:09Oh, Bitty Jean Green, it's just you.

05:12Oh, thank God.

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