Sex Doll Batlle

Beasley Digital

The show started off by talking about a potential sex doll brothel opening in James' neighborhood which lead into a pretty serious sex doll battle.

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00:00James let me in on a little something that's going on in his neighborhood.

00:10Have you guys heard this?

00:11No.

00:11Okay.

00:12There's a business.

00:13I want you to try and guess.

00:14There's a business trying to move into his neighborhood that people are upset about.

00:19James is not upset about it?

00:21James thinks it's awesome.

00:23Okay.

00:23What do you think it is?

00:25Let's see if anyone can figure out what it is before we talk to him.

00:27People are upset.

00:28He's excited.

00:29But he's excited.

00:30An exterminator?

00:32A sex store?

00:33Oh, a dildo shop.

00:34Okay.

00:34So Lisa's closer, but not yet.

00:36Getting warmer.

00:37Getting warmer, Lisa.

00:39Sex store.

00:40Is this one of those guy bathhouses?

00:42No.

00:43I wish.

00:44See excitement on Chuck's face when he said that?

00:47Well, because I can't believe it.

00:48I couldn't believe it.

00:49You're fine.

00:49Get Chuck in the hot tub with me.

00:50Yeah, exactly.

00:52It's a rental type place.

00:55Is it the sex doll rental?

00:57Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:59Ding, ding, ding, ding.

01:00No.

01:01Congratulations, Andy Green.

01:02You won.

01:03That's wild.

01:03There's a sex doll rental place trying to move into James' neighborhood.

01:08They want to open up a sex doll brothel in my neighborhood.

01:11No way.

01:11So wait.

01:12The dolls stay there.

01:14You go and bang them.

01:16Yeah.

01:16So you go there.

01:17You bang like a whorehouse, but there's not any real hookers.

01:20It's just sex dolls.

01:21Lisa's eyeballs almost came right out of her head.

01:24You should have seen my reaction when I saw the letter.

01:27It's so funny that they decided to come here and in your neighborhood.

01:31I know.

01:31What are the chances of that?

01:33They knew.

01:33Oh, it's crazy.

01:34And so they're saying they're going to look into whether or not they should be legal.

01:37And until they do, don't approve any.

01:39What's the problem with it?

01:41They're not.

01:42There's no.

01:43On paper, what's the problem?

01:44Would you want a sex doll brothel in your neighborhood?

01:46I mean, it's not like it's an actual.

01:50Brothel.

01:51Brothel.

01:51It is literally it's just dudes that want to go in and bang dudes are coming to your

01:56town to bang sex dolls.

01:58I feel like there's better dudes coming to bang sex dolls and dudes that are coming to

02:02bang real hookers.

02:02Really?

02:03I think they're.

02:04I don't know.

02:05I don't know.

02:05I think you should keep your eye on.

02:06I don't know about that.

02:07Also, I'm I mean, it's not like you want it to get out there, but at the same time,

02:12it's not lowering yourself to having sex with a hooker.

02:17You wait.

02:18Hold on a second.

02:18You think having sex with a hooker is lower than having sex with a sex doll?

02:24Yeah, I think in some cases.

02:25Yes, I think in some cases.

02:26Yeah.

02:26Oh, my God.

02:27I'm not sure about that.

02:28I do.

02:28I'm not sure.

02:29I feel like my my life has sunk to a new low if I'm having sex with a sex doll.

02:35I feel like you just had the one super pathetic loser to bang a sex doll.

02:38Yeah.

02:39And to pay for it.

02:40I feel like you're one step above that if you're actually paying a real.

02:44I think it goes hooker then sex doll.

02:46Yeah, I agree.

02:47I'm I'm on that same.

02:48I don't know.

02:48Someone's wondering if they'd have male dolls.

02:50I think it goes like women just as a level, right?

02:53Yeah.

02:53I don't need that sex doll.

02:57Side of the road hooker.

02:58Right.

02:59Side of the road hook.

03:00And then lot lizard.

03:02Yeah.

03:03Someone's at the market.

03:04Guys who want to be more kinky than their wife in this way, they don't have to cheat.

03:07Plus, no STDs or pregnant.

03:09Oh, I never thought of that.

03:10The aspect of like, you're not cheating.

03:13You're how many women would find it a real turnoff to find out that a guy that they were

03:19dating or married to or liked had sex with a doll.

03:24They wouldn't like it.

03:26But I guarantee this, their Johnson is more healthy than if they made any other choices.

03:33Is not healthy.

03:34No, I'm not.

03:35No, we all know that.

03:36We all know that.

03:37Inanimate.

03:38Inanimate.

03:39Be furious to find out my husband did this.

03:40I would never.

03:40I get it.

03:41I would never like be like, oh, yeah, you did that.

03:45I would be less disturbed with an actual hooker than a freaking doll.

03:50Yeah.

03:51I think that's freaking weird.

03:52It is.

03:53It is.

03:54Come on.

03:54That's weird.

03:56I get what you're saying.

03:56Yeah, you did that.

03:57A sex doll, huh?

03:58In a court of law.

03:59Wow.

04:00In a court of law.

04:01In a court of law.

04:03It wouldn't be cheating.

04:05You're having sex with a doll that somebody else had sex with.

04:08I get it.

04:09What?

04:09A rented doll.

04:10I know, but a hooker has had a million in her.

04:12Yeah, I get it.

04:13But it's not any better is my point.

04:16Yeah.

04:16I know.

04:17Personally, I think it's strange.

04:19Yeah.

04:19That's it.

04:19Yeah.

04:20It goes both ways.

04:21It's pretty much, I'd say, though, more people are against it than are for.

04:25Just from the vibes of the text.

04:26Which is, of course, yes, of course, that's the way life works.

04:30But, I mean, you're not, just like anything, just like playing video games, most people

04:35are, like, against it.

04:37You know, and I wouldn't want to date that guy.

04:40I know.

04:41I'm not trying to compare the two.

04:42I'm just saying that there are niche things that only a certain group of people are going

04:49to understand.

04:49It's never going to be mass appeal.

04:51These people aren't coming here to open this thing in James' neighborhood to be mass appeal.

04:56Which I think they can do.

04:58I mean, it goes without saying, you have to follow this closely.

05:00Oh, absolutely.

05:01To see what happens.

05:02Got my Google alerts all set up for it.

05:05Lisa was getting snappy with me.

05:07Lisa's Italian side's coming out.

05:09She's getting snappy with you.

05:10Yeah, I'm like, relax.

05:11You brought up video games.

05:12I was just saying.

05:13Hey, now you compare it.

05:13You compare it.

05:14More than compare it.

05:15I'm having a conversation about it.

05:17That's all.

05:19That's all.

05:20I'm just asking questions.

05:21I'm trying to defend myself.

05:21I'm not even into banging dolls.

05:23Getting yelled at.

05:25Holy Christ.

05:26Lisa's getting snappy.

05:27Sex doll battle.

05:28It's always a sex doll battle.

05:29Every time we talk about sex dolls, it gets heated.

05:33Start to remind me of my Italian girlfriend.

05:36That's my favorite Lisa quote ever.

05:38It's always a sex doll battle.

05:41Every time it gets heated, it's about sex dolls.

05:44Because you're so pro-sex dolls and I'm so anti.

05:47I'm just.

05:48Some people argue about politics.

05:49We argue about sex dolls.

05:52That's true.

05:53Totally different thing.

05:54Totally different thing.

05:56Someone said this should be our theme song.

05:58Love is a sex doll battlefield every time we talk about it.

06:01Only if Lisa's yelling at me.

06:03She's allowed to have an opinion?

06:05Speaking for the ladies?

06:06I just didn't know we had a point in counterpoints here like pro-sex doll, anti-sex doll.

06:13Yeah, it was like crossfire in here.

06:15It was like a CNN show.

06:17Like I'm moderate.

06:18Like I'm moderate.

06:19Like I see.

06:20I wanted to do that.

06:20I just kill myself.

06:21Video games are not the same as sex dolls.

06:22Both sides.

06:23Not even close.

06:24I like video games.

06:25Yeah, I know.

06:26I know.

06:27I got it.

06:28You always are so pro-sex doll.

06:29Holy Christ.

06:31Pro-sex doll.

06:32He is.

06:33You're excited about sex dolls.

06:34Someone gets him excited.

06:37Yeah, that's true.

06:37I'm just...

06:38I get excited about dollar signs when this show goes away.

06:41That's all I'm thinking about doing is dollar signs.

06:43We're going to need something.

06:45Like a perv's money.

06:46Get into the sex doll pissed.

06:48Second.

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