The Curse of Lasagna

Beasley Digital

A movie theatre accidentally screened parts of a horror movie to an audience that was expecting to see Detective Pikachu, so the show images Chuck and Andy being a couple of kids in the theatre.

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00:00um some folks were at a screening of the detective pikachu movie but instead of

00:11playing detective pikachu they played mexican horror film the curse of la la lorna oh yeah

00:20seems like a bad idea it looks spooky so would not like that they actually started by playing

00:26a trailer for annabelle comes home they're really trying to ruin these kids something's up i wish

00:33mom didn't just drop us off so it turns out the matinees made us all different for the rest of

00:38days yeah we thought about leaving but we just were frozen in fear and terror so i never pitch

00:44a bed at night but now i do every single time he pees all over everybody it's true he's on the top

00:50bunk and it thought it was raining inside it wasn't i thought it was blood it was my pee

00:56so not only did they start with a trailer for annabelle comes home they followed it up with

01:00trailers for joker and the child's play remake with the new chucky what are they doing why are they

01:06pretty freaky i tell you what it's high amount of dolls coming alive these days and being murderous

01:12it's really scary stuff nobody's talking about it paid attention in this seems like it was deliberate

01:18oh so i think it's just like you hit the button and it yeah everything's programmed yeah so those

01:25trailers were supposed to play before la la lorna yeah not before detective pikachu right because then

01:33yes when they're expecting now the wrong trailers but at least detective pikachu will start wrong

01:37that's when the curse of la la lorna known as curse of the weeping woman a film based on

01:42mexican folklore about the ghost of a grieving mother who attacks young kids oh who attacks

01:46young kids what are uh they say the trailer is i was gonna say i bet the trailer is terrifying

01:53pikachu gets a lot less screen time than you'd ever imagine i thought it was gonna be funny but it

01:58was really terrifying like pikachu is a ghost of an old woman mexican woman oh my god it looks

02:04terrible no one thought of this it's not to put this in front of the that movie jesus

02:09let's hope

02:10okay this is gonna be awesome gotta catch them all gotta catch them all

02:17so stella's watching this where's the phone part where you changed them

02:23i shouldn't look like the rocket twins

02:27do some where's charizard

02:30oh jeez stay in the car okay it must be going to a battle or something

02:38second tip dead bodies

02:40oh man i tried to stop her she must have seen a mewtwo

02:46what does that mean that's a new pokemon i've never heard of that guy let's be awesome yeah he's a new one for the movie i guess

02:54pretty sweet stats he's probably powerful i wonder what his powers are that's a little

02:59kid what's he doing what's he evolving to

03:01don't listen to the crying pikachu lady i'm so excited

03:06i bet it was that a squirtle i don't think that's a squirtle doesn't look like a squirtle

03:12oh let's go oh jeez don't go close oh man he's behind you

03:16yeah that's no squirtle squirtle got him squirtle got him squirtles are more dangerous

03:23sam sam let me in

03:25jesus christ

03:27squirtles are outside and squirtles are attacking

03:32it's like the balls at him

03:37oh it's oh the window is going down

03:43terrifying terrifying terrifying if something can unroll your window

03:48i got a real bone to pick with ryan reynolds i'm pretty upset about this

03:52this movie sucks

03:56the longest trip

04:00you don't stand a chance those poor kids just pop the hatch

04:03test it with a pokeball for christ's sakes just pop the hatch

04:07ghost

04:15i gotta be honest i just pooped my pants there's some lalorni

04:21the curse of lasagna

04:27listen mom seriously we saw the curse of lasagna

04:30it was absolutely terrifying and i probably pooped my pants like three

04:35times during the movie i'm really freaked out

04:37turn every single light on for the rest of my whole entire life

04:41because this is terrifying lasagna

04:45it is terrifying

04:47i will never want it if i see lasagna again it's over i might pass out

04:50or have an asthma attack

04:55and i tell you the most craziest part was that there's not even lasagna in the movie

05:00i never saw anyone italian i didn't see a single single slice

05:05you can never eat lasagna again

05:07the curse of lasagna

05:10do you know lasagna's curse

05:11we're like telling our friends about it we got like a flashlight on our on our face

05:17so then the curse of lasagna came

05:22lasagna was in a sewer

05:23are you serious

05:25and she could open up your windows

05:26and then she'd come inside with her lasagna

05:33tell him about the old car with the roll-up windows by hand

05:36yeah

05:36they had these ancient vehicles

05:38or anything like it

05:40they had a crank on it

05:41or something it just started cranking it must have been automatic

05:44it was about 10 minutes into the movie before they realized the big mistake uh

05:48the movie opens with the scene of a mother drowning her child that's what they first got to see

05:52nice

05:53so swimming's out

05:55swimming and lasagna

05:56and mom's out

05:59terrified of mom

06:00hey mom

06:01hey mom how's your son

06:02just keep your distance

06:03exactly what is that how's your day today

06:06like you relax

06:07you think about making me some breakfast and drowning me in a goddamn river

06:11you psychopath

06:13you're just like lasagna

06:17only lasagna would drop us off at that movie to be totally honest

06:21you're sick

06:21you're a sick woman

06:23you're a sick woman

06:24happy mother's day

06:25happy mother's day you freak

06:27i don't love you

06:30that's harsh

06:32so we had traumatic time for those people but uh luckily they eventually figured it out but after

06:37some moments of sheer terror for all those poor children they saw way too much

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