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Fire Captain Dave
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave had an eventful morning when the fire alarm went off in the building and had to let in the firefighters to investigate.
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fire captain dave reporting for duty what did you do you put a fire out yesterday what happened
00:15
uh no here uh you put a fire out here no i did not put it out uh but i should reported a fire
00:21
the i got in this morning i'm the only one in the building right yeah doing my business making my
00:26
coffee boop boop boop uh whoop whoop whoop the fire alarm went off it is you guys you've heard it
00:32
if we have it muffled in here because we're obviously could be on the air when it goes off
00:36
but in the hallways it's the loudest thing in the world yeah and um i'm like uh is the building on
00:43
my it's just me yeah i do so uh i call uh al to see like who's supposed to be in here this morning so
00:52
i can call someone and uh sherry the engineer i had to call her unfortunately like 4 15 or something
00:58
that's bad fire captain dave delegates yeah yeah delegating fire captain that's what they do yeah
01:05
so then i had to silence it and and then wait for the fire department to arrive oh so they show up
01:13
every time that thing goes off it said there was uh smoke reported in the reception area so they had
01:18
to come check it out was there there wasn't no no because i'm there jerry's like i'm like doing
01:26
what i learned in school i'm touching the door to make sure it's it's glass though right isn't it
01:31
it can still be hot no you would see the fire on the other side if it was the flame hey better safe
01:38
than sorry oh my goodness oh my good no back no comment lisa right backdraft dandy you seen it
01:44
scary a long time ago that movie doesn't really stick with me the door could have exploded and
01:51
fired across the whole lunchroom he could have been injured with glass in his face and burns when
01:56
fires on the other side of it it's glass window that's true you can like look and see that there's
02:01
no fire maybe the fight was around the corner yeah you never that's what i'm thinking you never
02:06
know where it is anyway it was fine so i just remembered one thing what oh what happened
02:11
uh-oh the firefighters walk in right there's like eight of them yeah and i'm like oh wait i do smell
02:20
smoke now it was from their suits some guy's like are you smelling it i'm like yeah it's probably
02:27
i smell smoke guys wait a second we got a real problem we got a big problem they must think you're
02:38
a big dork yeah like he's like hold on there's a glass door here i'm gonna check to see if fire's
02:44
on the other side of it i'll touch the handle boys you're good dave was like their damsel in distress
02:51
yes yeah really i'm surprised one didn't carry dave out yeah we got one survivor boys yeah hold
02:58
hold on tight mr hunter yeah oh lordy lordy oh lord jesus it's a fire i didn't grab my shoes or
03:06
nothing jesus it would have been a scene pulling up using dave being carried out on a stretcher with
03:15
oxygen no but listen could you even imagine dave having to deal with a real fire like if dave
03:21
walked around the corner and flames were there and it's dave i would have called it all the
03:26
whores oh my god the firemen show up and he's just screaming obscenities at it what's amazing is
03:33
that it's all on tape so all of dave's investigating of the fire is on tape please sherry it's not
03:41
dramatic it was just a gentle just a gentle touch i just i feel like he's sneaking up i'm not
03:48
sneaking i can't wait to see it like part of me thought is this like an intruder like is this i
03:53
wasn't sure if it was like a yeah like a burglar alarm or something because that made more sense to
03:58
me literally i've just after i walk in and there was a car i'd never seen before pulling behind me
04:02
oh and i'm like oh so did they turn the alarm off i did i know how to silence it now if you ever
04:08
need any it's good if you ever need any fire tips yeah dave's your guy it's never good it's
04:12
never good to learn something because then they're gonna call you and they're like dave
04:16
has to go do it i know how to silence that bitch i know where the main panel is yeah i know how to
04:21
shut it down wow wow impressive yeah no i figured i had a responsibility to take care of the building
04:29
didn't want it to burn down on my watch yeah so that's it that was my exciting morning so there
04:34
was no fire yes no luckily we did not yeah i do hate that though you never
04:38
know if it's a real emergency look never it almost never is i guess you'll smell smoke or
04:43
yeah but this is my mother and i've smelled smoke in this building before but it's usually somebody's
04:48
just making breakfast or something yeah yeah yeah yeah they burn i feel like i should ask for like
04:52
a master key now though i mean there was that parts of the buildings i couldn't access and what
04:56
if there had to be yeah exactly i mean you are the only person here at that time the superintendent
05:00
yeah you're the superintendent you're on you're like on the morning show here and now you're a
05:07
superintendent you gotta walk around with keys yeah he's got a little dangling keys he's gotta
05:12
and he's gonna go you don't want to be a key holder he wants another job this guy wants another job i'm
05:17
just saying like i couldn't let these guys into places to check it out because the doors were
05:22
locked what if the fire had been on the other side there is an emergency master key here oh yeah
05:27
oh well i'll have to find that out then well we'll meet you halfway dave get your mag light and a
05:33
baton to twirl there we go he like bashes someone on another station's head in you gotta wear a
05:40
uniform who are you yeah superintendent dave it's gotta have a badge i'm superintendent dave firefighters
05:49
how can i help you here i got the master key bitch we have an alarm as you can see that i have
05:54
silenced already on this master panel and i will lead you toward where the smoke could be
06:00
pussies stop here real men follow i got that train conductor hat we'll have to get him uh you know
06:09
i was doing my beasley best yeah you were you were doing i can't wait for the write-up in the
06:14
maybe you'll make it yeah maybe they should have that they don't know about it i'm gonna make sure
06:20
i'm gonna make sure they know what employee of the month nominee right here yeah let's get in that
06:26
space oh my god that space is worse than the one i normally park in well too bad you gotta park in it
06:31
all right you have to park you win you gotta park in it yeah
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