Fire Captain Dave

Beasley Digital

Dave had an eventful morning when the fire alarm went off in the building and had to let in the firefighters to investigate.

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00:00fire captain dave reporting for duty what did you do you put a fire out yesterday what happened

00:15uh no here uh you put a fire out here no i did not put it out uh but i should reported a fire

00:21the i got in this morning i'm the only one in the building right yeah doing my business making my

00:26coffee boop boop boop uh whoop whoop whoop the fire alarm went off it is you guys you've heard it

00:32if we have it muffled in here because we're obviously could be on the air when it goes off

00:36but in the hallways it's the loudest thing in the world yeah and um i'm like uh is the building on

00:43my it's just me yeah i do so uh i call uh al to see like who's supposed to be in here this morning so

00:52i can call someone and uh sherry the engineer i had to call her unfortunately like 4 15 or something

00:58that's bad fire captain dave delegates yeah yeah delegating fire captain that's what they do yeah

01:05so then i had to silence it and and then wait for the fire department to arrive oh so they show up

01:13every time that thing goes off it said there was uh smoke reported in the reception area so they had

01:18to come check it out was there there wasn't no no because i'm there jerry's like i'm like doing

01:26what i learned in school i'm touching the door to make sure it's it's glass though right isn't it

01:31it can still be hot no you would see the fire on the other side if it was the flame hey better safe

01:38than sorry oh my goodness oh my good no back no comment lisa right backdraft dandy you seen it

01:44scary a long time ago that movie doesn't really stick with me the door could have exploded and

01:51fired across the whole lunchroom he could have been injured with glass in his face and burns when

01:56fires on the other side of it it's glass window that's true you can like look and see that there's

02:01no fire maybe the fight was around the corner yeah you never that's what i'm thinking you never

02:06know where it is anyway it was fine so i just remembered one thing what oh what happened

02:11uh-oh the firefighters walk in right there's like eight of them yeah and i'm like oh wait i do smell

02:20smoke now it was from their suits some guy's like are you smelling it i'm like yeah it's probably

02:27i smell smoke guys wait a second we got a real problem we got a big problem they must think you're

02:38a big dork yeah like he's like hold on there's a glass door here i'm gonna check to see if fire's

02:44on the other side of it i'll touch the handle boys you're good dave was like their damsel in distress

02:51yes yeah really i'm surprised one didn't carry dave out yeah we got one survivor boys yeah hold

02:58hold on tight mr hunter yeah oh lordy lordy oh lord jesus it's a fire i didn't grab my shoes or

03:06nothing jesus it would have been a scene pulling up using dave being carried out on a stretcher with

03:15oxygen no but listen could you even imagine dave having to deal with a real fire like if dave

03:21walked around the corner and flames were there and it's dave i would have called it all the

03:26whores oh my god the firemen show up and he's just screaming obscenities at it what's amazing is

03:33that it's all on tape so all of dave's investigating of the fire is on tape please sherry it's not

03:41dramatic it was just a gentle just a gentle touch i just i feel like he's sneaking up i'm not

03:48sneaking i can't wait to see it like part of me thought is this like an intruder like is this i

03:53wasn't sure if it was like a yeah like a burglar alarm or something because that made more sense to

03:58me literally i've just after i walk in and there was a car i'd never seen before pulling behind me

04:02oh and i'm like oh so did they turn the alarm off i did i know how to silence it now if you ever

04:08need any it's good if you ever need any fire tips yeah dave's your guy it's never good it's

04:12never good to learn something because then they're gonna call you and they're like dave

04:16has to go do it i know how to silence that bitch i know where the main panel is yeah i know how to

04:21shut it down wow wow impressive yeah no i figured i had a responsibility to take care of the building

04:29didn't want it to burn down on my watch yeah so that's it that was my exciting morning so there

04:34was no fire yes no luckily we did not yeah i do hate that though you never

04:38know if it's a real emergency look never it almost never is i guess you'll smell smoke or

04:43yeah but this is my mother and i've smelled smoke in this building before but it's usually somebody's

04:48just making breakfast or something yeah yeah yeah yeah they burn i feel like i should ask for like

04:52a master key now though i mean there was that parts of the buildings i couldn't access and what

04:56if there had to be yeah exactly i mean you are the only person here at that time the superintendent

05:00yeah you're the superintendent you're on you're like on the morning show here and now you're a

05:07superintendent you gotta walk around with keys yeah he's got a little dangling keys he's gotta

05:12and he's gonna go you don't want to be a key holder he wants another job this guy wants another job i'm

05:17just saying like i couldn't let these guys into places to check it out because the doors were

05:22locked what if the fire had been on the other side there is an emergency master key here oh yeah

05:27oh well i'll have to find that out then well we'll meet you halfway dave get your mag light and a

05:33baton to twirl there we go he like bashes someone on another station's head in you gotta wear a

05:40uniform who are you yeah superintendent dave it's gotta have a badge i'm superintendent dave firefighters

05:49how can i help you here i got the master key bitch we have an alarm as you can see that i have

05:54silenced already on this master panel and i will lead you toward where the smoke could be

06:00pussies stop here real men follow i got that train conductor hat we'll have to get him uh you know

06:09i was doing my beasley best yeah you were you were doing i can't wait for the write-up in the

06:14maybe you'll make it yeah maybe they should have that they don't know about it i'm gonna make sure

06:20i'm gonna make sure they know what employee of the month nominee right here yeah let's get in that

06:26space oh my god that space is worse than the one i normally park in well too bad you gotta park in it

06:31all right you have to park you win you gotta park in it yeah

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