Granny Seducing Harrison Ford

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an older lady who had her car hit by a landing plane and since it was in California, wonder if Harrison Ford was piloting the aircraft.

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00:00A grandmother and her granddaughter are okay, their car was clipped by a plane

00:09that made an emergency landing on a California freeway.

00:14You don't expect that.

00:15You sure don't.

00:16What a crazy day for them.

00:17Here's what happened now from 10 News San Diego.

00:21It was just after 12 Tuesday afternoon when this single-engine Piper made an emergency

00:27landing on the southbound 5 at the same exact time.

00:31Seven-year-old Evie and her grandmother, Victoria Roberts, were heading home.

00:36According to CHP, the plane took off from Montgomery Field and was headed to La Jolla

00:41when it started having mechanical trouble.

00:44It clipped four cars as it landed on the freeway.

00:47Traffic on the 5 was backed up for hours until the plane was eventually towed back to Montgomery Field.

00:53Was that Harrison Ford?

00:54At least they better look into it.

00:57Harrison!

00:58They better look into it.

00:59Are you flying again?

01:01Sorry about that.

01:03It's in California.

01:07Yeah.

01:08Yep.

01:09He told them not to fly.

01:11You don't expect a wing in your back window.

01:14No.

01:14It's got to feel real weird when you see Harrison Ford get into his plane.

01:18You're one of the people like, you're like, oh boy, that's going to be a weird day.

01:21I know the exact feeling I would have.

01:22It's like when I see super, super old people get in their car and I'm like...

01:27That same feeling.

01:30Well.

01:31You don't stop them, but you feel uneasy.

01:33Yeah, you feel uneasy.

01:35You know stuff could happen.

01:35You know how it's going to end eventually.

01:37Should he have tried to land somewhere else?

01:40Do you...

01:41I don't know what the...

01:42I don't know if you have a choice.

01:44I think you're just looking for a place and think you can set it down.

01:47There has been planes that have landed on freeways where the cars just make room.

01:52Mm-hmm.

01:53You know, and no one is affected.

01:56That old lady probably didn't hear the plane.

01:58No, no.

01:59I don't hear it.

02:00Hey, shut up back there.

02:01Why don't you turn that TikTok off?

02:04What, are you watching plane videos?

02:06God, shut up.

02:09Your grandmother's trying to drive.

02:12Crazy the wing was stuck in.

02:13I don't know.

02:14Oh, yeah.

02:14Yeah.

02:15Harrison's wing was right in there.

02:18Harrison's wing.

02:20I got to meet Harrison Ford today.

02:24That was the upside.

02:27What a wild thing.

02:28You've always found him attractive, Grandma, haven't you?

02:30He is hot.

02:32I offered to please him.

02:34Now, you did not have your clothes soaked in fuel, but you stripped down as well.

02:39I did.

02:39I gave all of my clothing to Harrison Ford.

02:43Put your clothes back on.

02:44I love you, God.

02:45Take me, Harrison.

02:48No.

02:50I love you.

02:52Let's act out a scene.

02:55Worst plane crash ever.

02:56You said something very inappropriate, too, Grandma, about the Temple of Poon.

03:00I don't know.

03:01That's what I call my area.

03:03Oh, my God.

03:04That's insane.

03:07I wanted Harrison to dive through it like escaping a boulder in a tunnel.

03:15Jump for safety inside of my Temple of Poon.

03:18You're very perverse.

03:21I'm the horniest grandma you've ever run into.

03:26Get your hand out of there.

03:27Oh, my God.

03:28Oh, no.

03:29You see that?

03:30Yeah.

03:30I don't know.

03:31All right.

03:32Keep going.

03:32Watch this.

03:34Okay.

03:35You're really selling me on it.

03:38You think your plane had wings?

03:40Oh, my God.

03:44Oh, Lord.

03:45My goodness.

03:47So then Grandma was right on the side of the road having sex with him.

03:52Oh, my goodness.

03:54Strange man someone called Han Solo.

03:56No.

03:56Wow.

03:58That's a twist.

04:00Dad!

04:04The little girl saw a lot that day.

04:06She saw a lot.

04:07She saw a lot that day.

04:08Yeah, it went through.

04:09Quite a traumatic event.

04:11No.

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