Cuban Disney Cruise

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Two criminals fleeing the USA for Cuba get rescued by one of the most annoying ships to ever sail the sea!

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00:00well three guys from cuba got arrested in new orleans back in october for credit card fraud

00:13then two of them got arrested again for the exact same thing their names are luis rivera garcia

00:19juliet estrada perez and enrique gonzalez torres and they made bail but they knew they'd be going

00:27to prison for this oh yeah yeah so early last week they got their hands on a small boat and here's

00:33something you don't see very often they tried to float back to cuba usually it's the other way

00:40around right cubans trying to get out and come to the u.s but this is where it gets even more strange

00:47because they ran into some trouble their boat capsized they were just about 40 miles north of

00:53havana so they were so close but then they heard

00:58the disney cruise ship that was passing by

01:04the most american thing that could ever exist

01:08are you kidding me they play the stupid songs on their horn the horn oh my god

01:21you'd see me jump in the boat i'll jump to the boat with this cube and say let's get this thing

01:27flipped over juliet i am just going to sink to the bottom there's no need to be on a disney cruise

01:33they picked them up ended up dropping them off in key west florida where the u.s marshals were

01:39waiting to arrest them so they're all back in jail now facing charges for trafficking stolen credit

01:44guards and more the worst part was being on that disney cruise oh my god get us to prison please

01:52help us i am not a humany cricket i hate the humany quickie humany cricket is a bug people love him

02:13he is beloved by the americans i don't know if a humany cricket was in my house i would kill him

02:18i would shoot him with a bug assault gun i would blast him i would get a kind of raid stupid stupid locust

02:27it's the big world because we couldn't even make it you know what's upsetting me is you can

02:47hear the people cheering oh of course this was great like that was great you know jesus like i

02:54honestly i could go on a massive killing spree on a disney cruise

02:58they'd be reading about stuff they're like oh my god no one could put him down

03:03and he just kept going that is that's the sad thing when they cheer for the horn isn't it

03:08they cheer for a horn listen to them hold on let's make you kill people right here

03:14hold on they're like is it done yet wow that's great

03:19start stabbing people right in the neck the disney pool would run red with blood

03:38oh those poor cubans though and they were 40 miles away from havana they made it so far

03:47i mean poor they are criminals yeah but still

03:49the worst part was not the prison sentence it was not a falling in the water it was being on

03:56that boat it was hearing the sound of the like they're like letting you know they're there and

04:01they're playing this stupid crap oh christ i wish a shark would just a bite of my legs out

04:09it'll bleed out in the ocean it'd be crazy to be on a disney cruise and then you're like oh a bunch

04:15of refugees we gotta pick them up yeah you're like you're like wearing your mickey mouse ears and

04:20you're like this guy's from anonymous who tried to destroy a children's network who was hacking

04:26i'm glad i paid so much money for this cruise but honestly imagine for one goddamn second

04:34they get put on a cruise ship a disney cruise liner and they're like

04:41what in the f is going on here they've got americans with matching shirts and the disney

04:49ears and the cartoon stuff and grown men probably loving cartoons and they're like what they never

04:57get to see the ship come on they're putting like cruise ship jail i'm sure they're i don't know they

05:02don't give them uh mickey mouse ears down in the jail yeah there's a disney jail they're sitting there

05:06with their mickey mouse ears they gave him a goofy nose yeah oh yeah sorry we ran out of mickey

05:15it's okay goopy is okay too i've never seen so many fat people at chair for a ball horn

05:25they would be utterly in culture shock oh they absolutely would put on that boat there's nothing

05:32more american than a disney cruise ship picking you up like it's like a deep fried twinkie for god's

05:37it is yeah it is the crazy

05:39the crazy

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