Exorcising Demons

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the rise of exorcisms taking place in the Metro Detroit area and perform a few of their own.

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00:00The number of exorcisms is on the rise in Metro Detroit.

00:14They're fighting demons nonstop.

00:16Of course.

00:17And Channel 7 covers the story.

00:20Take a listen to the report here.

00:22Whether you believe it or not, the number of people calling for exorcisms or being exercised is growing in numbers.

00:28Why do they do this to her?

00:29Here in our own backyard.

00:30Religious leaders and other experts say demon possessions are actually a very real thing.

00:36And exorcisms have been performed for centuries.

00:39We will manifest scratches.

00:43We will have bite marks in our back.

00:47So usually attack from behind.

00:48The devils are told demons tend to feed off of fear and depression.

00:52Experts say reminding victims of their faith, whichever it may be, helps break the destructive bond.

00:58You are a Christian!

00:59It's an invoking of the love of Jesus and the name of Jesus into a place where there's evil and the evil leaves.

01:07And if you think a person might be possessed, they must first meet with a psychologist to rule out mental health.

01:12That's good.

01:12And some things to look out for.

01:13A person with abnormal strength, speaking fluently in random new languages, and when they get around a church or a crucifix, they start swearing.

01:21Hey, ask you!

01:22What the world can ask for you?

01:27Am I being scared?

01:29Am I human?

01:31Am I just a human?

01:34Oh, Chuck's my ass.

01:36What do I do?

01:38Oh, he's got a superhuman strength.

01:39I never knew I was going to get to play Danzig at my demon today, but I did.

02:04Can you imagine having that discussion?

02:08Chuck, I think Andy's possessed.

02:10No, I think Andy's possessed.

02:11I'm a real ass dude!

02:12No!

02:15He's acting weird, man.

02:16No, don't you let me know.

02:17Yeah, he's acting weird.

02:19Just gas, guys.

02:23I need to help you, man.

02:26Has he had any abnormal strength lately?

02:28Oh, he's so strong.

02:29He is.

02:30I lifted Chuck right over my head.

02:31Yeah, he did.

02:32And any random new languages you've heard?

02:36Oh, I didn't.

02:37He was speaking tongues the other day.

02:38Exus Dominoos, guys.

02:40Uh-oh.

02:41Uh-oh.

02:43You have a cross on you.

02:44Let's see just how he reacts to it.

02:46I don't, but...

02:46Just make a...

02:47Hey!

02:48Oh, don't like that much.

02:52Jeez.

02:54Oh, man.

02:55Huh?

02:55The cross got burned, and then that medallion got burned.

02:58Those are all the warning signs, Chuck.

02:59We've got to get them exercised.

03:02I just clicked on this website of the Society of Demonologists in Michigan.

03:08And these guys, they're both reverends.

03:10Oh, yeah.

03:12Also, keep in mind, guys, I am technically a reverend as well.

03:14Oh, yeah, James!

03:15That's right.

03:16James is part of my crew.

03:18Reverend James.

03:18You need a reverend?

03:19I'm here.

03:19James!

03:20What do we have here?

03:22We have a class five demon?

03:24Class five demon possession?

03:25Class five demon!

03:26Class five, James.

03:29We've got to catch them.

03:31That's the standard class five demon.

03:32Hand me my Bible and my donger.

03:33We'll get this demon out of here real quick.

03:35Well, we'd have geeks.

03:37Our exorcisms would be unlike anything anyone has ever seen before.

03:41James has a giant black donger that he's wiggling at the person.

03:47I will exercise those demons!

03:49Start whacking them in the head with it.

03:50All right.

03:51Instead of all that green stuff flying out of their mouth, there's poop flying out of their mouth.

03:53So, James, James, he's gone too far.

03:59We'll keep you on like a blue roll fly.

04:03Yeah!

04:04And don't they like...

04:05Oh, demons, man.

04:08Demons got you fired up.

04:09Well, they can do that.

04:11They get in you, you know, when you don't have power or happiness.

04:14Yep.

04:15Jeremy.

04:16Hi, Jeremy.

04:18How's she going, eh?

04:19How's she going, eh?

04:20The number of exorcisms are on the rise in Metro Detroit.

04:23All right, what's your take on this?

04:25Well, just hearing Andy say,

04:27geez, when the cross came out made me think there was a gay demon in him,

04:30and I wonder what it would sound like if the disco exorcist had to come.

04:34The power of Christ compelled you!

04:36Oh, geez, that's a twist.

04:38That is.

04:39This is a super twist.

04:40That's demons nasty.

04:41Oh, my God.

04:43Oh, sick.

04:45They want the semen demons.

04:47We'll get it out.

04:48Because that's by an ancient demon called Seamoon.

04:50They'll jerk the demons right out of you.

04:53I will suck forth the demons.

04:56The power of Officer Whistles compels you!

05:01Strange how we got into this.

05:02It is.

05:03I don't know.

05:04Gay exorcisms.

05:05Whole new twist on it.

05:07Well, beware.

05:08They're on the rise in Metro Detroit.

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