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  • 4/16/2025
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00:00The final patch.
00:10Not including updates for bugs and so forth.
00:13Oh, bugs?
00:14What does it mean?
00:15It means we're at the end of an era.
00:18One last indulgence to sink our teeth into.
00:26It's been such a long road, hasn't it?
00:29And against all odds, we've made it.
00:32You know, I never thought I'd say this,
00:35but I wouldn't have survived this madness without my family.
00:42Who is there for you when you get home from school?
00:46Always look so stylish, always act so cool.
00:49Who's your guiding light, always ready to fight for your right to delight?
00:57Asterion!
00:57He's the pookie Asterion, so perfect it's spooky.
01:03Asterion, the meaning of our lives.
01:08And most of all, you.
01:11Oh, so handsome Asterion, infinite wisdom Asterion.
01:16Asterion, I want to give him all my blood.
01:20Just open it!
01:26That's, um, more literal than I anticipated.
01:29What the hell's happened?
01:47Try carefully.
01:48Subtle magic has woven something new into the fabric of this place.
01:52Actually, it's pretty good.
01:58Wait, something is different.
02:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
02:25Injorn!
02:26Time to die!
02:30Ha ha ha ha!
02:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
02:33Pocketsan!
02:49Oh, no!
02:50I swear!
02:52Oh, I swear!
02:54I swear I'm almost full of gold.
03:07Aah!
03:19Release the bees!
03:38Say cheese!
03:40Good game guys! Catch you next time!
03:44Oh fuck!
03:46Oh, not again!
03:48What did you say? Stupid game.
03:50Now what?
03:52Want to play again?
03:53I'm in. One more adventure.
03:57Fine. But I won't be carrying you all again.
04:01Go have your party adventure fort, darling.
04:04Okay, but I'm getting a new hairdo.
04:06Don't forget to save this time.
04:16Guys?
04:18Hello?
04:20Anyone?
04:22You can't.
04:24I'm not going to go for it.
04:28You know, I will.
04:30I will.
04:32I'm not going to get away.
04:34Oh, God.
04:36My God.
04:38I willCuid.
04:40I will.
04:42I will.

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