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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, I'll, uh, be ready in a sec
00:34I told you, Eric, if you want to be a man, you gotta start having shakes
00:45No, Eric, I meant protein shakes
00:50Here, why don't you make your own? It's about time
00:54Okay
00:54Buddy, did you just blend your gold Rolex?
01:01You said it was about time
01:02Right
01:03BT dubs, where's Ivanka?
01:07She's been MIA for Dad's entire presidency
01:10You must ask yourself, am I willing to give up greed and material possessions in order to lead an honest and ethical life?
01:24I mean, we are so lucky that America will always be a rich and powerful nation
01:35I mean, can you imagine how awful it would be if America lost all its money and no one in the world respected us anymore?
01:45You would never let our economy go to pieces
01:52Right, hon?
01:57I love my butter noodles
02:00Uh-oh
02:01By the way, Mom, what is that accent? Aren't you from Slovenia?
02:06No, North Carolina, go Tar Heels
02:09Oh, and your Commerce Secretary, Howard Lutnick, is sitting over there
02:13Says he wants to watch America get bent over and railed by other countries?
02:19You know, some people are just weird
02:23Like that man who arrived on the boat with us, RFK Jr.
02:27I mean, it's like I have all these crazy ideas, you know
02:30Like, I have this syringe full of active measles virus
02:37And I just want to stab somebody with it, you know
02:39And I mean, I mean, these insane ideas
02:41Like, what if we took all the fluoride out of the drinking water
02:44But what would that do to people's teeth?
02:47Fluoride? What's that?
02:50Oh, look, a monkey
02:52I'm gonna go kill it and eat it
02:55No, not the monkey
02:57These old white Trump dudes are trying to ruin my life
03:03Oh, my God
03:07That's $5 million in my bank account
03:09It was $20 million last week
03:12Christy Gnome, I am so glad you're sending all those Venezuelans back to where they belong
03:18El Salvador
03:20But I couldn't do it without you, Pam Bondi
03:22You're the Attorney General
03:24And I've been told that generally
03:25Everything I'm doing is illegal
03:28Totally
03:30Hey, people like me, right?
03:32Yeah, you're great, Marco
03:34We love you
03:34Hey, we're gonna go take a walk over there for a second
03:39Hey, can I cheer you up?
03:54Out of your poo?
03:55You look sad
03:56Come, dance with me
03:59Okay
04:00Okay
04:01Don't do it
04:23I'm gonna do it
04:24I'm gonna put a 500% tariff on China
04:27No
04:29Hey
04:31What's the matter, baby?
04:33Vladimir
04:34I think we're all having weird dreams
04:37What did I do last night?
04:41Yeah, baby
04:42Surprise
04:43Surprise
04:47It's me, Tiger Woods
04:49Look
04:50Look
04:50Look
04:51White Pudence
04:53An American Horror Story
04:54And The Masters
04:56Only on CBS
04:58The Masters
04:59Thanks
04:59I think
04:59Thanks
05:00Thanks
05:00You
05:01You