Eiza González is terrified no one will pick up her prank calls—but her friends and co-stars prove they’re ride or die, even when a crime is involved. In this episode of “Phoning It In,” the ‘Ash’ star shows off her acting chops, from telling James Marsden she crashed into their friend’s car and fled the scene (while also asking him to split the bill) to convincing Aaron Paul she leaked their new movie. After this, one thing’s for sure—Eiza’s calls are going straight to voicemail.
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00:00How much do you actually love me?
00:02Like a lot?
00:03I love and adore you.
00:04You adore me, okay?
00:05Do you adore me enough that you're gonna get mad at me
00:07that I just prank called you?
00:09Are you kidding me?
00:13Hi, this is Asa Gonzalez, and this is Phoning It In with Elle.
00:17My inner child is, like, terrified that no one's gonna pick up the phone
00:21and feel like I'm a loser.
00:23But here we go.
00:24Okay, so I'm gonna close my eyes and choose.
00:27I think that's fair.
00:28Okay, here we go.
00:29One, two, three.
00:31Oh, my God.
00:32No!
00:33I'm gonna call James Marsden, and I'm gonna tell him that I smashed into our friend's car and ran away.
00:40Hey.
00:41How are you?
00:42I'm doing good.
00:43How are you?
00:44I'm good.
00:45Are you in LA?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Hey, I wanted to say something.
00:48So I basically, I don't know what to do.
00:50I went to Dave Bernard's house to, like, drop off some stuff that I forgot,
00:55and I crashed into his car.
00:58Oh, oh.
00:59Like, I crashed into his car and ran away.
01:02Oh, well, I think, here's what I think.
01:07I think you just, we call him and say, hey, I did this and totally blacked out and panicked,
01:13and I'm so sorry.
01:14I think the sooner you do that, the better, and he'll totally understand it.
01:17He'll know that it's coming from you.
01:18Do you think if I lie, I will get caught?
01:21I can't even answer that.
01:22No.
01:23James, James, it was so bad.
01:24Like, I totaled the car.
01:25Look, it's a friend of yours, though.
01:28So it's not like a stranger who's gonna come after you and sue you, you know?
01:31Do you think he's gonna sue me?
01:32Do you think he's gonna ask me to pay for it?
01:34Well, no, but I think you're gonna, you know, you'll probably have to figure out.
01:38Yeah, somehow, someone's gonna have to pay for it, but I mean...
01:41Can you pay for it for me?
01:46Um, I think you're just gonna have to, I mean, one of your insurance companies will figure it out,
01:51but he's a friend, and he'll understand, and it was an accident.
01:55I am so stressed out.
01:56I don't know what to do.
01:57Like, I was like, maybe James can help me, and maybe he can pay half of it.
02:02My God, what?
02:04Well, I mean, yeah.
02:06James.
02:07What's this?
02:08Are you fucking with me?
02:11What the fuck?
02:13What the hell?
02:14I love you so much.
02:15I'm really, really sorry.
02:16I just pranked you.
02:17You're on Elle magazine.
02:19You're being pranked.
02:20What?
02:23I started to go off the rails when you said you think you'll pay half of it with me?
02:29James, I'm crying.
02:30I'm actually tearing up.
02:31You're gonna give me a fucking heart attack, baby.
02:33What the hell?
02:34I love you so much.
02:35No, you know what?
02:36What if I said do not bring it up, baby?
02:39Just hit the road.
02:41Okay, well, next time you can call me, you can have payback with me.
02:45Ooh, my creative juices are already spinning.
02:48Bye.
02:50Oh my God, poor James.
02:51I'm shivering.
02:53Okay, so this one says, say you lost a $2 million diamond necklace.
02:57You were loaned.
02:58This is believable because we just went to the Vanity Fair party.
03:01Oh my God, I can call my best friend.
03:03She's hilarious.
03:04I can call my best friend, Jen.
03:06Okay, here we go.
03:10Hello?
03:11Hi, babe. How are you?
03:13Good, honey. How are you?
03:14I'm freaking out, babe.
03:16What?
03:17I lost all the jewelry, like lost it all.
03:20How? Where? Why?
03:21After the party, I think I just like put it in my purse and I left it in the car and then now the driver has it and he's bribing me.
03:30What?
03:31Bribing you for what?
03:32He has the earrings, the ring, and then I had a whole pocket, like the packet of the rest of the earrings for New York and all the press for Ash.
03:38It was all there, so it has to be like, I'm not even joking, like a million dollars in jewelry.
03:42Wait, wait, wait. Why did you have all that stuff with you?
03:45Because I got confused and I put it in my purse.
03:49Did you leave your red purse?
03:51I left my red purse.
03:53Oh my God. What?
03:54I know this is a crazy thing, okay? I know this is a crazy thing, but what if we like break into his house and just like take the jewelry?
04:02I mean, you're just making another crime then. Where does he live? Like what's his situation?
04:07We have to think about it. Like we go in, we grab the jewelry. Like what are we doing?
04:13Well, I mean, I need to know more details. I need to know his full name. I need to know where he lives. I need to like what company he works with. What pieces does he have?
04:21But do you think we can find all his information on the internet? You're really good at this. Do you think we can find everything?
04:26Yeah, just send me all the details that you have and I'll look at it in like the next hour.
04:31And what are we going to do after that?
04:33I don't know. Let me think about it. But he has your red purse.
04:37Yes, the red purse. You're also being pranked by Elle on the phone.
04:42You asshole!
04:44And everyone knows that you're capable of breaking into a house with me.
04:48I was like, I didn't even see the red purse. Why did we have to commit a crime?
04:52I love that the first thing you said is like, that would be also a crime, but then you were just like, okay, you kind of brushed over it and you're like, let's break into it.
05:00Which is why I love you. And this is why you're my best friend.
05:03Fuck you.
05:05I love you, Jenski. Bye.
05:08Oh my God. You don't have friends like that.
05:11I got ride or dies.
05:13Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
05:15This is pretty terrible.
05:16I could call Aaron.
05:18I'm going to prank call my co-star, Aaron Paul, and I'm going to tell him that I leaked Ash the film before it came out.
05:25It would be so funny if he picks up.
05:27Please pick up.
05:30Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
05:32Call back ASAP.
05:35Please, it is imminent to speak to you.
05:40He goes, oh shit, I'm done with this thing soon.
05:42I will rush myself off.
05:44He's going to kill me, you guys.
05:46Give me 10, he said.
05:47Oh, I'm so nervous.
05:52Hey.
05:54Hey, babe, how are you?
05:56I'm good, sorry.
05:58Aaron, I leaked the movie.
06:01What do you mean? How?
06:02You know that they sent us these links that you connect, but you can't see it on your TV.
06:08You can only see it on your iPad, and they convinced them to send me something that I could show on screen for my mom and my brother.
06:14And they were like, okay, we'll send it to you, but just in case, you've got to be super careful.
06:20And then I just got an email of someone bribing me, because they're like, we have the link, and it's the link.
06:27And I opened it, and it's the movie, and they're like, we're going to sell the movie.
06:29You have to pay us.
06:31What? No.
06:32This is a scam.
06:34Do you think so?
06:35Yes.
06:36No, because, no, no, no, babe, because I opened the link, and the movie was there.
06:39Like, your face was in it.
06:42Okay.
06:43So wait, so you got a link from IFC?
06:47Yes, and it got leaked.
06:48They're bribing me.
06:49They're asking me for $2 million, and they're going to release it today.
06:51Any minute now.
06:52This sounds like an inside job.
06:54You think so?
06:55No, I'm just saying I would contact IFC as soon as possible.
07:01I think I'm going to just pay the money.
07:03I think I'm going to pay.
07:04I think I'm going to pay $2 million.
07:05No, you're not going to pay the money.
07:07No, you're not going to pay the money.
07:08I mean, you think, I mean, $2 million, like, I don't know what I'm going to do.
07:12Maybe I can sell my house.
07:13You know they're going to sue me.
07:14I love you so much.
07:17You are the best.
07:18But let me tell you, there's no way.
07:21There's just no way.
07:22Do you think this is the end of my career?
07:24Like, this is it?
07:25Like, it's done.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:27No.
07:28Are you kidding me?
07:29No.
07:30This movie is not going to go out.
07:31Also, for some reason, movies get leaked all the time.
07:34And it is what it is.
07:36You know what I mean?
07:37Will you have my back in the process?
07:38Like, if they say something, would you lie with me?
07:41I have had your back from, of course, I will always have your back.
07:46If this thing gets leaked, I'm not going to be like, what the fuck did you do?
07:50Like, I love you.
07:51Are you kidding me?
07:52I love you, too.
07:53How much do you actually love me?
07:55I love you.
07:56Like, a lot?
07:57I adore you.
07:58You adore me.
07:59Okay.
08:00Do you adore me enough that you're going to get mad at me that I just prank called you?
08:03Are you fucking kidding me?
08:06You are in a prank call for Elle magazine, Aaron Paul.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:11Are you serious?
08:12I jump off of my board?
08:14I love you.
08:15It's so worth it.
08:16It's for a movie.
08:17Are you gonna-
08:18You are so fucked.
08:20You are so fucked up.
08:23My heart.
08:24My heart.
08:25Oh.
08:26And you're like, I'm gonna pay it.
08:28I'm like fucking-
08:30I love you so much, Aaron.
08:32Say hi to Elle magazine and tell them how much you love them and that they owe you a cover
08:36of a magazine after this.
08:37We didn't know Elle would just go that dark.
08:41Yeah, I know.
08:42I can't believe you did this to me.
08:44I love you.
08:45You can- you can get your payback.
08:47I will take it like a champ.
08:48I love you.
08:49Lots of love.
08:50Bye, baby.
08:51I feel so bad.
08:53Aaron Paul is the kindest human being you'll ever meet in your entire life.
08:57He has dedicated his heart and soul to be the best friend for me, and I appreciate it.
09:02And he's allowed to print me back after this, for sure.
09:05It's safe to say that I have great people around me.
09:07That they will protect me.
09:08They'll do anything.
09:09I will ride and die for them forever.
09:11Thank you so much for watching.
09:13That was crazy.
09:14And don't forget to watch Ash out in theaters.
09:17Watch it, please, please, please.
09:39I'll see you next time.
09:40Bye.
09:41Bye.
09:42Bye.
09:43Bye.
09:44Bye.
09:45Bye.
09:46Bye.
09:47Bye.
09:48Bye.