- 4/13/2025
A bitter samurai cop and his sidekick intend to get their revenge and bravely try to go after the Yakuza.
Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.
They call him Samurai. He speaks fluent Japanese. He was trained by "The Masters" in Japan. Joe must strike a balance between his insatiable appetite for women and his quest to stop the gang violence. Endless obstacles abound
#samurai #cops #movies #film
Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.
They call him Samurai. He speaks fluent Japanese. He was trained by "The Masters" in Japan. Joe must strike a balance between his insatiable appetite for women and his quest to stop the gang violence. Endless obstacles abound
#samurai #cops #movies #film
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00:00Samurai
00:20So they call him Samurai, huh?
00:22Yes. His real name is Joe Marshall.
00:26They call him Samurai. He speaks fluent Japanese.
00:29He got his martial arts training from the Masters in Japan.
00:33He was brought over here from the police force in San Diego to fight us.
00:37To fight us? To fight me?
00:40To destroy my operation?
00:43To kill you and my other men?
00:45To put handcuffs on me?
00:47And put me in the gas chamber?
00:53Samurai?
00:55If he's a Samurai, what the hell are you?
00:58I'll get to know him.
01:00And then we'll see who the real Samurai is.
01:02So you know where our man is?
01:04Yes, boss. I know the hospital and the room.
01:06And he's burned bad.
01:08Real bad.
01:10He won't be able to talk.
01:12I want him dead.
01:14I want his head cut off and brought here.
01:16I want his head on this piano.
01:18So that every man in my organization understands once more that no Katana gets captured alive or talks.
01:24Got that?
01:34I will bring you his head and I will place it on your piano.
01:36I know the real Samurai is here.
01:38So I'm lying there in bed with probably the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life.
01:48Hey! What are you talking about?
01:50I'm just kidding. You know you're number one.
01:52I've heard enough of these stories.
01:54I've heard enough of these stories.
01:56So anyway, you get on the phone and you tell me that these, uh, what's his name?
01:58Omaha, Yamaha, whatever his face's name is, right?
02:00Is after me.
02:01So I figured I'm gonna have to knock a couple of these guys off.
02:04And I know I'm gonna get the speech from Captain Roma.
02:06I told you guys I don't want any more dead bodies.
02:08Well, what am I gonna...
02:10Frank.
02:12Come to my office.
02:14Hi, Jim.
02:18Hi, Elkie.
02:26In trouble again.
02:27What's it gonna be today?
02:37Hello, sir.
02:39Joe.
02:40Hey, Steve. How you doing?
02:41What's going on, Steve?
02:42Not much, sir.
02:43There's a nurse in there giving him an injection.
02:45He's burned pretty bad.
02:47Let's check it out.
03:00Hello.
03:01Hi.
03:02How is he?
03:04Do you think he'd be able to answer a few questions?
03:06No way. His lips are burned.
03:08So what? He'll never be able to talk again?
03:10Oh, he'll talk again.
03:11But you just have to give him a couple of weeks.
03:13Next time, guys, catch him in one piece.
03:16Thanks, nurse.
03:17Do you like what you see?
03:19I love what I see.
03:22Would you like to touch what you see?
03:24Yes.
03:25Yes, I would.
03:27Would you like to go out with me?
03:29Would you like to go out with me?
03:32Uh-huh. Yes, I would.
03:33Would you like to fuck me?
03:42Bingo.
03:43Well, then, let's see what you've got.
03:47It doesn't interest me.
03:49Nothing there.
03:50Nothing there?
03:55Just exactly what would interest you?
03:57Something the size of a jumbo jet?
04:00What?
04:02Have you been circumcised?
04:04Yeah, I have. Why?
04:06Well, your doctor must have cut a big portion of it off.
04:09No, he, uh, he was a good doctor.
04:12Good doctors make mistakes, too.
04:14That's why they buy insurance.
04:16Hey.
04:18Don't worry.
04:19I got enough.
04:20It's big.
04:22I want bigger.
04:23Hey, I have, uh...
04:28Have you been circumcised?
04:30Shut up.
04:34Okay, Steve.
04:35I want you to watch the room and watch it good.
04:38You got three more officers coming to assist you.
04:41And remember, no one goes in the room except for doctors and nurses. Got it?
04:44Okay, Joe.
04:45All right. Let's go.
04:46All right.
04:53All right.
05:00Hi, Joe.
05:01Hi, Frank.
05:02How you doing?
05:03Watch the room from all sides.
05:05The burnt man's very important to us.
05:07Okay, sir.
05:17Hey, hey. What are you doing?
05:18I have to change the trash. Is that all right?
05:21All right.
05:22All right.
05:51Yeah.
05:54You're welcome.
05:55I will see you all right now.
05:57Enough.
05:59No work.
06:01You're not unb radial.
06:03Go.
06:04Go.
06:06Blue.
06:07Listen.
06:08Whatever.
06:09...
06:12まだ gotta quote life.
06:13Go.
06:15No.
06:16Noone.
06:17Man.
06:19Augh.
06:21Augh.
06:23Augh.
06:25Augh.
06:27Mmm.
06:49Augh.
06:53Augh.
06:57Augh.
07:01Augh.
07:32Oh my God.
08:02Call security.
08:03I'm in corridor two.
08:24Hey, wait a minute, nurse.
08:34Wait a minute.
08:35Get up.
08:48Good job.
08:56No one's around.
09:06Let's go.
09:08Hey, wait a minute.
09:18Hey, wait a minute.
09:28I wanna talk to you.
09:33Hey, wait a minute.
09:34I wanna talk to you.
09:40Hey, wait a minute.
09:43Stop.
09:44Hey, wait a minute.
09:45I'd like to talk to you.
09:46Can I see some ID?
09:47Hey, wait a minute.
09:48Hey, wait a minute, doctor.
09:49I'd like to talk to you.
09:50Can I see some ID?
09:54Hey, wait a minute.
09:55Hey, wait a minute.
09:56Hey, wait a minute, doctor.
10:01Hey, wait a minute.
10:02Hey, wait a minute, doctor.
10:03Hey, wait a minute, doctor.
10:04I'd like to talk to you.
10:05Can I see some ID?
10:06Hey, wait a minute, doctor.
10:07Can I see some ID?
10:08Oh!
10:09Hey.
10:10Hey.
10:11Hey.
10:12Hey.
10:21Hey.
10:22Hey.
10:23Hey.
10:24Hey.
10:25Hey.
10:26Hey.
10:27Hey.
10:28Hey.
10:29Hey.
10:30Hey.
10:31Hey.
10:32Hey.
10:33Hey.
10:34Hey.
10:35Hey.
10:36Everything you did was wrong.
10:38You're the one that talked me into bringing this moron from San Diego
10:41to fight the Japanese Katana gang.
10:44You know what the results are?
10:46A man in our custody lost his head.
10:48An officer lost his hand.
10:50And there are three police officers in the hospital right now.
10:53Goddamn you guys.
10:55All you've done is cost me bloodshed and mayhem.
10:58And me, misery, my future.
11:00This man has been here one week and I almost lost my job.
11:03If he's here one more week, I might end up in jail
11:06and die of a heart attack and I don't want that.
11:08Hey, I've been here one week.
11:10And just how long will it take you to bring him to their knees?
11:12One week? One month? Next year?
11:15At what cost and how many lives?
11:17With all due respect, sir, now I can get these guys.
11:20All I'm asking for is more time.
11:22But I don't have the time and I don't have the patience.
11:24And I don't have much more credit in this department
11:26to have bodies laying around me.
11:28Fine. You don't want me here anymore.
11:29All you gotta do is ship me back to my place in San Diego.
11:32You bet your ass I will.
11:34You're on your way to San Diego and I'll write the order.
11:36Hey, hey, hey, Joe. Just wait. Just wait.
11:40Look, Captain. You know it and they know it themselves.
11:44And what they want is results.
11:46And that's what we're gonna give them.
11:47We're gonna give them the results.
11:49Now, why don't we give Samurai here a second chance?
11:52Cause I need him. We need him.
11:54So why don't we just help him and support him?
11:56Alright? What do you say, huh, Captain?
11:59I feel like somebody stuck a big club up my ass.
12:02And it hurts.
12:04We've gotta figure out a way to get it out of there.
12:07Goddamn it. Get the hell out of my office.
12:09Get out of here. I don't wanna see your face.
12:12Get out of here.
12:13You son of a bitch! Come back here, you motherfucker!
12:19Come back here, you motherfucker!
12:37What happened? You're out or in?
12:40Baby, I'm always in.
12:42Okay, Mr. Joe Samurai, now that you're in,
12:45I've got some interesting news for you.
12:47What is it?
12:49Well, it seems there's this restaurant,
12:51Blue Lagoon, on 3rd Street, near downtown.
12:55Well, Mr. Fujiyama, the head of the Katana Gang.
12:59This is where he's been hanging out.
13:01What does Katana mean?
13:03It means Japanese sword.
13:05Also, there are two other Japanese gangs,
13:07the Sinjuku and Ginza Gangs.
13:09They're both rivals to the Katana.
13:11All right, both of those gangs are willing to cooperate with us.
13:15They're a small gang, mostly in gambling.
13:19They're afraid of Katana.
13:21That's why they're willing to help us.
13:23All right, in time we'll use their service, but not now.
13:27Right now I see you and I go pay a visit to this Blue Lagoon restaurant.
13:31You want to go?
13:35I can't, but I'll be home later on.
13:41I may stop by, so keep it warm.
13:45Come on, Frank, let's go.
13:47Jennifer, I have a small present for you.
13:59Thank you, Mr. Fujiyama, but I don't know if I should accept that.
14:02Please, take it.
14:04Thank you, it's beautiful.
14:20Hello, Mr. Fujiyama.
14:22Hi, everybody.
14:24Hey, Tony, you're late.
14:26Oh, sorry.
14:27Please have a seat.
14:28Nice ones.
14:29Very nice ones.
14:30Very nice ones.
14:31Are you Fujiyama?
14:33Yes, I am.
14:34Who are you?
14:35I'm a cop.
14:36In that case, you'll talk to me.
14:37I am Mr. Fujiyama's attorney.
14:39What do you want?
14:40So you're the infamous boss of this shit katana gang, huh?
14:55No, I'm a cop.
14:56I'm a cop.
14:58I'm a cop.
14:59In this case, you'll talk to me.
15:02I'm Mr. Fujiyama's attorney.
15:04What do you want?
15:05So you're the infamous boss of this shit katana gang, huh?
15:08Katana gang, huh?
15:20Sit down.
15:27Look, officer, you have no right insulting my client.
15:31You have nothing on him.
15:33And yes, we have.
15:35We have many things on him.
15:36And this client of yours is going to need more than a lawyer to clean up this shit.
15:41Officers, if you have anything against me, then book me.
15:44Otherwise, as they say, get the hell out of my face.
15:48This is America.
15:50Land of freedom and law.
15:53A man is innocent until he's proven guilty.
15:57You have nothing on me.
15:58Oh, I got a lot of shit on you.
16:03I'll sue you and the department
16:05for this insult to my client.
16:08I'll file the case first thing in the morning.
16:10Hey, counselor.
16:11You still have three or four hours before the courthouse closes.
16:16Now, I'm telling these son of a bitches
16:18that we respect the Japanese of this country
16:21who are honest businessmen.
16:23And yeah, this is the land of opportunity
16:26for legitimate business.
16:29Not for death merchants
16:30who distribute drugs to our children through schools and on the streets.
16:36Now, I'm telling these motherfuckers
16:38that if they continue killing our children
16:40to make their precious millions
16:42that they deposit in their secret Swiss bank accounts.
16:45Counselor, before your lawsuit
16:48even gets off the court clerk's desk,
16:50I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags
16:53and ship them back to Japan for fertilizer.
16:56Got it?
16:57And you too.
16:58Excuse me, miss.
17:05By the way,
17:07what's an all-American girl like you
17:09doing with a geek like this?
17:19See you around.
17:20Hey, counselor.
17:29We'll see you in court.
17:39Who's that blonde girl?
17:42Oh, her name is Jennifer.
17:44She's the boss.
17:46The boss?
17:47You mean she owns this place?
17:48Her mother owns the place.
17:50Where's her father?
17:52Bang!
17:53Killed?
17:54Who shot him?
17:55He.
17:56Who?
17:57Him.
17:58Who's him?
17:58Himself.
18:00Oh, he committed suicide.
18:01Yes!
18:03Listen.
18:05When you see Jennifer alone,
18:07tell her,
18:08tell her I think she's very lovely.
18:11I'll do that.
18:12Tell her,
18:13tell her I'll try to see her soon.
18:15Good.
18:16I'll help you.
18:17Oh, yeah?
18:18Yeah.
18:18I like cops.
18:20My cousin's a cop.
18:22Oh, really?
18:24Where?
18:25In Costa Rica.
18:27Oh.
18:28Good.
18:29What's your name?
18:31Alfonso R.
18:32El Federico Sebastian.
18:34This is my first name.
18:35Uh, what's your last name?
18:38Oh.
18:39Oh, that's all right.
18:40We just need your first name.
18:41Thanks a lot.
18:41Bye.
18:42Bye-bye.
18:43I'll tell my cousin I know you.
18:47Why didn't you let me hear his last name?
18:49Oh, come on, man.
18:50His last name would have made a book.
18:52Hey, check it out.
18:54Let's go.
19:15Oh!
19:16Ah!
19:16Whoa!
19:17Ah!
19:18Oh!
19:18Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:22Oh!
19:23It's under arrest!
19:53Get out.
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