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00:00Hey! What are you doing?
00:14What the hell?
00:17No, no, no. Relax, baby.
00:19You're so gorgeous and so beautiful.
00:22Want me to make it up with you as a ride in my car?
00:25What?
00:27No, no, no, no. I have even a better idea.
00:31What if we skip the ride and go straight to my place?
00:36Don't touch me.
00:38Don't be so uptight.
00:41There's clearly a spark between us, you know, and we can...
00:45Hey! She told you not to touch her.
00:49And who the hell are you? Orange Robin Hood?
00:52Say when everyone's not going anywhere with you.
00:55Listen, we are all adults here, right?
00:58So, let's her decide for herself how she wants to spend her day.
01:03In a luxury car.
01:05Or somewhere near...
01:07The dumpster?
01:12Yeah.
01:16I can decide for myself.
01:18Thank you very much.
01:20Okay, I thought you needed help. Sorry.
01:28Hmm.
01:30I knew you made the right choice.
01:32Yeah.
01:33You've got some strong arguments.
01:36True.
01:37Take a picture of me on the driver's seat.
01:39I want to make my friends to die of jealousy.
01:45Anything you say, sweetheart.
01:46Anything you say.
01:48Hmm.
01:49Hmm.
01:50Hmm.
01:51Hmm.
01:52Hmm.
01:53Hmm.
01:54Hmm.
01:55Hmm.
01:56Hmm.
01:57Hmm.
01:58Hmm.
01:59Hmm.
02:00Hmm.
02:01Hmm.
02:02Hmm.
02:03Hmm.
02:04Hmm.
02:05Hmm.
02:06Which one?
02:10Hey!
02:11Hey!
02:12Hey!
02:13Hey!
02:14What are you doing?
02:15Listen!
02:16Listen!
02:17Come on!
02:18Wait!
02:19Where are you going?
02:20Stop!
02:21Get me out of here right now!
02:22I'm not doing anything.
02:24It's all your beloved car.
02:27Have a nice day, Cazenolo.
02:29Thanks for standing up for me.
02:40I can look after myself, but it's nice to know there are still decent men in the world.
02:46And what about the rich guy?
02:48Don't worry about him.
02:49He's kind of busy now.
02:52Maybe we can go and grab some coffee?
02:59Hello.
03:00Nice new part.
03:01We need a breakup.
03:02And this time, I didn't know what secret Alexander was hiding, and why he broke my heart.
03:22My name is Zoe, and this is my love story.
03:27Please, enjoy these compliments of the house for all couples in love.
03:35Please, leave us alone.
03:46Listen, you are a young girl.
03:48You need someone with some financial security.
03:53Not a poor writer like me.
03:55What is this crazy talk about?
03:57I don't care about how much you earn.
04:00That's for now.
04:02Look, I won't be able to take you on trips, or buy you a javelry, or buy you a house on a coast like your father did.
04:10Do you believe even the words you're saying?
04:13You know that I don't care about my father's money, or about this house, and I can give it up anytime you want.
04:20You should just part ways.
04:22It's the best choice for you.
04:25Alexander was the most caring man I had ever met.
04:30I was sure that if he protected me like this, it meant that he loved me.
04:36But now I didn't recognize the man I'd been dating for six months at all.
04:41Tell me the truth.
04:45What's going on?
04:49Yesterday you told me that you love me.
04:52But I don't love you.
04:57Please.
05:02Don't go.
05:03Dress warm.
05:08I would hate for you to get sick again.
05:12I couldn't even move from the shock.
05:15It seemed as if my heart had been ripped out.
05:19Tears wouldn't stop dripping from my eyes.
05:22And I could see Alexander's ghost outside the window.
05:25All my dreams of our future were shattered.
05:29No wedding now.
05:31No happy life in the country house.
05:35Wait.
05:37How does he know that my father bought a house on the coast?
05:40We haven't even told my mom about it yet.
05:42And then I noticed the jacket he'd forgotten.
05:46It was a sign.
05:47I had to meet him and to talk to him.
05:53I knew where Alexandra lived.
05:55But I had never been to his apartment.
06:17Oh my god, you scared me.
06:27Ma'am, excuse me.
06:29Do you know which apartment?
06:31Alexandra lives in.
06:36What are you doing?
06:47Sorry.
06:54I told you never to come to my apartment.
06:56It's a dangerous neighborhood.
06:57I didn't know it was that dangerous.
06:59The entire apartment was cramped with expensive furniture, paintings, antique books, and jewelry that must have cost hundreds of dollars.
07:22And all the windows were drawn with thick curtains as if Alexandra was hiding all this.
07:38You told me you didn't have enough money to date with me.
07:43Where did all this stuff come from?
07:48Tell me straight.
07:49Tell me straight.
07:52Are you a thief?
07:56I'm not a thief.
07:58Then who?
07:59Where did all this expensive stuff come from?
08:03Why do all this tape on the windows?
08:08I've been collecting these things for the last hundred years.
08:11The tape helps me to hide from the sun.
08:19I'm a vampire, Zoe.
08:20What?
08:21I am a vampire.
08:22You can get over breaking up with a guy and even cheating.
08:25But I didn't know what to do about what I heard at all.
08:26You must really love me.
08:27You must really love me.
08:28To have never noticed anything.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33You're a liar, bitch.
08:34Don't say it like that.
08:35What?
08:36You're a liar, bitch.
08:37Don't say it like that.
08:38What?
08:39You're gonna sing your function to me?
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:43You're a liar, bitch.
08:44Don't say it like that.
08:45What?
08:46You're gonna sing your function to me?
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52You're a liar, bitch.
08:53Don't say it like that.
08:55A what?
08:58You're gonna sing your function to me?
09:19Do you believe me now?
09:22You know your thoughts and dreams.
09:25But I can never give you a normal family life like ordinary people have.
09:28No.
09:32Don't touch me.
09:35Zoe.
09:48I wanted to run as fast as possible.
10:01I tried to distract myself.
10:04To forget everything that happened.
10:06Even the most joyful friend in the nosy bar couldn't drown out my thoughts.
10:11Like last for my best friend.
10:13Kissed.
10:14She finally broke up with her broke-ass boyfriend.
10:19Yeah.
10:20And had a life and fast boyfriend waited for her.
10:24So, to Zoe!
10:26Zoe!
10:27Woo!
10:28Woo!
10:29Zoe!
10:30It's your time.
10:35Hey, baby.
10:36Do you wanna grab a cold beer at my place?
10:40I'll show you my rack.
10:43Zoe!
10:44Zoe!
10:45Zoe!
10:46Zoe!
10:47This guy has cold farm and a lot of money.
10:49What kind of meals you want?
10:51Like, simple, hard-working guns!
10:55Yeah!
11:05Listen, you are gonna be a queen on my farm.
11:10Mwah!
11:11Mwah!
11:12Mwah!
11:13Mwah!
11:14Mwah!
11:15At that moment, it was like I was struck by lightning.
11:17Do I even need this ordinary life?
11:19A French?
11:20A farmer husband?
11:21Why am I lying to myself?
11:24I want my Alexander.
11:27I want my vampire.
11:30The one I really love.
11:32Hey, baby.
11:33Where you going?
11:34Come on!
11:35Just have some fun with me!
11:39It would stop playing hard to catch.
11:41Hey baby, what are you going, come on, just have some fun with me and stop playing hard
11:54to catch.
11:55It's gonna be just fine, trust me.
11:59Listen Gov Boy, be careful until our calories at night, you might know who might be hiding
12:09there.
12:10What?
12:11Alexandra.
12:12I'm glad you're wearing a scarf.
12:17I know you love me.
12:34Yes, but your life will never be the same with me.
12:39But I can give anything to someone I love.
12:42Even to give up a house on the sunny coast.
12:46But then we can go to Alaska.
12:50It's night half a year there and no sun at all.
12:55I'm afraid we will still need a sun.
12:57What for?
13:01So you can see how it reflects on your finger.
13:13Zoe Jones, I promise to love you forever.
13:16Will you marry me?
13:18Will you marry me?
13:23But I can't live forever.
13:25I'm not a vampire.
13:27We can always fix that.
13:28We can always fix that.
13:29If so.
13:30I do.
13:34I don't know how to think right anymore.
13:41I don't know how to think right anymore.
13:45I don't know how to think right anymore.
14:00I don't know how to think right anymore.
14:01I don't know how to think right anymore.
14:03I don't know how to think right anymore.
14:07I think right now.