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Télé 7 Jours
  • 12/04/2025

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00:00Feels like it was just yesterday when we landed on this cesspool of a planet
00:05But through all the annoyances, we've really chilled out
00:10It was a classic meltdown, total season 1
00:17Why the F did we come back to this broken planet?
00:24I love Earth, it's worse than I remember
00:26Damn, I was all wet to get married, but I had no idea how great the honeymoon perks would be
00:31Everyone's falling over themselves to be nice to us
00:33This is our spa day now
00:35If you fail, I'll make sure you get help back a year
00:41We can't hang with the younger kids
00:43Those were raised on euphoria
00:45Maybe we pushed the planet a little far from the sun
00:50We can solve this with sci-fi
00:52Is this the best idea we've ever had?
00:54Suck it, consequences
00:55We brought our robo, JK7
00:59It's like a character who was added in the fifth season of a TV show
01:02Who has a big merchandising potential
01:03This is gonna rip
01:04Did I use that correctly?
01:06No, cool
01:07My life is amazing
01:17I'm in love with you and you love me back
01:19We have a great little family
01:21Honey, I am here for the tough times
01:23But you gotta stop with the hair dryer
01:25You got no hair, you're burning a hole in your head
01:27And you're making the house smell like broccoli
01:29I'm alive?
01:35Only on Hulu
01:39But you got no hair dryer
01:41And you got no hair dryer
01:43What do you think is a girl?
01:43I am not a girl
01:44I am sorry
01:44I am not a girl
01:45I am pretty sure
01:45But you got no hair dryer