Juste pour rire

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Récemment installé dans une maison de retraite, un agent hollywoodien encore fringant reprend contact avec un (très) ancien client et le persuade de remonter sur scène.

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00:00Et qu'est la meilleure façon de vous montrer les lieux de palme de sunshine

00:03que d'avoir un de nos habitants de tournage.

00:06Buddy?

00:07Al Hart.

00:08Ha! Vous êtes vieux.

00:10Me?

00:10C'est pas vrai que je ne me souviens.

00:11Je ne me souviens pas comme une maman.

00:14Buddy était mon premier client de la première fois.

00:16C'était l'un de la funniest en commerce.

00:18Je vous envoie de partout.

00:19Je vous envoie de l'application.

00:20From Ed Sullivan?

00:21Chaque cinquette.

00:22Ce qui s'est passé?

00:23Je me suis devenu la podiatrice.

00:25Vous avez donné le show business pour les feet?

00:27Oui.

00:27You don't miss it.

00:30What?

00:30Why not let me get you a few gigs?

00:32I retired 50 years ago.

00:35What a great comeback story.

00:39Okay, hit it.

00:44$10.

00:45They won't make it to Glendale.

00:48We'll play Chicago in Vegas.

00:50I'm gonna book you on The Tonight Show.

00:52He's making a comeback.

00:53Buddy Green.

00:54I decided to do it for the laughs.

00:56No one's laughing.

00:57Poor guy hasn't gotten laid since he made parole.

01:01And by the way, nice mullet.

01:03Do you even have an act?

01:05I never had an act.

01:06I got 50 years of jokes.

01:07My wife loves sex.

01:08Our favorite position was the missionary position.

01:11That's where she's in bed, on her back, and I'm in Africa.

01:17By the time we get to New York City, you're gonna be a top form.

01:20Have you heard from Carson's people yet?

01:22Not yet.

01:22And you're two hosts behind.

01:23What brings you to Kansas City?

01:26I'm on tour.

01:27I knew you were a rock star.

01:30Grandpa still got game.

01:33Dad?

01:34I'm just supposed to be thrilled that you found yourself at Aiden?

01:37Yes.

01:39Yeah.

01:39Yeah, buddy.

01:40Thanks.

01:41It's what I do.

01:44Whoa.

01:45What?

01:45Oh, no.

01:47What?

01:47Holy shit.

01:48Oh, yeah.

01:50I will buy pot for you.

01:52I will buy you a brick of Maori whoopies.

01:56Hey.

01:57What's up?

01:59Listen, you look like some pretty cool dudes.

02:03I'm just looking to score a little bit of Mary Jane pot.

02:07And stay in school.

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