These Shoe Crafts Are Unreal. The Dudes Can’t Handle It!

Archie 5

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00:00You're from 5-Minute Crowds.

00:02I'm like, yeah, it was a while ago.

00:05Yeah.

00:05I even didn't know what to do.

00:07Except the laces.

00:08Mmm, yeah.

00:09Got some...

00:10Imagine eggs on feet.

00:12I know some people in the comments are going to be like,

00:14I love eggs on feet.

00:15But no!

00:16No eggs on feet.

00:18Please.

00:19This is the wrong website for you, sir.

00:21Or ma'am.

00:22You don't need it.

00:23You don't need...

00:24Maybe you do.

00:25I don't know.

00:26That's up to you.

00:27But it's not here.

00:28It's not for you.

00:29Wow!

00:31Okay.

00:32What is this?

00:33I mean, I know what is the tool for it, but I'm not sure...

00:37Yes, it's for touching feet.

00:41We have a new tool for touching your feet.

00:44For a new tool.

00:45Touch your feet.

00:46Even more sensations.

00:47Yes.

00:48It will fit perfectly.

00:49For your foot pleasure.

00:51Yes.

00:52Call 99955.

00:54No, we don't have...

00:55No!

00:56There's no 99955.

00:5955555555.

01:00That's how all the movies did it, you know?

01:02555555.

01:035555.

01:04Nice.

01:05Don't give out that number, okay?

01:06Yes.

01:07Okay, so now...

01:08Ooh.

01:09That's a cool sander.

01:10I would be kind of afraid for my fingers to go near that.

01:13But if you...

01:14I guess if you have a long nail...

01:15You just...

01:16And then that's it.

01:17Uh...

01:18I wouldn't...

01:19No?

01:20No.

01:21I'm officially...

01:22Wanna say...

01:23Don't try.

01:24So that's your official...

01:25Archie5...

01:26Uh...

01:27Motto.

01:28Motto.

01:29Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it.

01:31Don't do it.

01:32Whatever Flint wants to do, never do that.

01:34That's true.

01:35Yeah, usually I say I wanna put things in my mouth, but I'm just, you know, I'm not that guy

01:40at this video, you know?

01:41That's for someone else.

01:42Exactly.

01:43If you wanna test something, don't do it.

01:45Let us...

01:46Let us do it first.

01:47Yes.

01:48So, we can test it for you, so you can be safe, and sometimes it's really good for you.

01:54Mm-hmm.

01:55And if you have like really, really tasty chocolate that you wanna test, don't eat it.

02:00Send it to us.

02:01I will test it for you.

02:04Yeah.

02:05I do that for my people.

02:07So...

02:08I always send all chocolates.

02:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:12I taste tests to see if they're poisoned, and...

02:14Mr. Beast did his chocolate just for you.

02:17Oh, yes, exactly.

02:18Yeah, he sent me loads of foot-shaped chocolate.

02:21Oh, we should get him to send us some chocolate.

02:26Okay.

02:27I mean, he's kind of small-time, so like, maybe we shouldn't even bother with him, right?

02:34Yeah.

02:35Yeah.

02:36Maybe we should go for someone bigger.

02:37Like...

02:38Like who?

02:39Um...

02:40Ah...

02:41Julius Caesar.

02:44Like...

02:45That's the only person I can think of.

02:48Let's go for like Robert Downey Jr.

02:51I feel like we could get him on the show for sure.

02:53It would be nice.

02:54Imagine his head just popping through and be like, I am Iron Man.

02:57Ah...

02:58Just for the second.

02:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:00Because he's also kind of small-time.

03:02So, subscribe to our channel.

03:04Yeah.

03:05You want to see Robert Downey Jr.

03:07Bashi.

03:08We're...

03:09For now, we can offer you a cardboard cutout of Robert Downey Jr.

03:13Yes.

03:14At most.

03:15Even that might be a little too much.

03:17We're...

03:18Our cardboard budget is low.

03:21Uh...

03:24Okay, so it looks like we're doing a sort of sandal type...

03:27Yeah.

03:28Oh, but it's also a heel?

03:30I love them.

03:31I mean...

03:32Okay.

03:33I wouldn't wear them, but I...

03:36I kind of...

03:38Trust that they could be useful.

03:41It's interesting.

03:42It's interesting.

03:43Okay.

03:44I mean...

03:45Yeah, maybe.

03:46Yeah.

03:47I love them.

03:48That's what I want to see.

03:49Okay.

03:50Because...

03:51That's a friend.

03:52No, that's a friend.

03:53There's more.

03:54Is this a foot fetish video, or is this 5-Minute Crafts?

03:56What's the difference?

03:57I don't know.

03:58Let us know in the comments down below.

04:00Yeah.

04:01Okay, so it looks like we're making a type of shoe.

04:04Oh, we're making shoes.

04:05Okay.

04:06Okay.

04:07So we got 37, so they're small, small feet.

04:09Small feet.

04:10Small feet.

04:11Just how he likes them.

04:12Alright, now we have...

04:13Let's see.

04:14Are they making them together?

04:16I don't know.

04:17It's like...

04:18This is a bottle.

04:19The top part of your shoe.

04:21Mm-hmm.

04:22Uh...

04:23So...

04:24I like the colors so far.

04:26They're kind of weird together, but pretty cool.

04:29I don't really think that they're actually doing anything when they're just hammering

04:32it a little bit, you know?

04:33Like that doesn't do anything.

04:34You're making that up.

04:36I've never seen a sewing machine in my life.

04:38I don't even think they exist.

04:39They exist.

04:40This is BS.

04:41Okay.

04:42Yeah, yeah.

04:43I guess it's...

04:44O-C-G.

04:45Grandma's pretend like they're working on, like, your clothes, but they're actually

04:51just plotting what they're gonna talk to Santa about giving you coal in your stockings.

04:56That's what my grandma did anyway.

04:58Mm.

05:01Okay.

05:02Nothing to add here.

05:05Okay, so he's clamping down the shoe.

05:08He's making little pins go in, so they stay in place.

05:14I don't know, but I like the process when they, you know, they push the leather and do

05:20this action.

05:21How they're making shoes.

05:23Because it's not my first video about the shoe making.

05:27Oh, yeah?

05:28Have you made a shoe before?

05:29And I noticed, but...

05:30Have you ever made a shoe by yourself?

05:32No, of course no.

05:34Uh...

05:35Yes, yes, I did.

05:36I did flip flops.

05:37You didn't flip...

05:38Okay, well those aren't shoes.

05:39Those aren't fake shoes.

05:41Those wish they were shoes, okay?

05:43Yeah, out of plastic bottle.

05:45Alright, we're gonna have to make a shoe to make up for that.

05:47Yeah.

05:48I'm gonna make a pair of Crocs.

05:49It's bad.

05:50Yeah.

05:51Warm up the...

05:52No.

05:53Okay, we're warming up the glue, we're pulling the shoe.

05:58Uh-huh.

05:59What else will we do?

06:00The glue works dead well here.

06:03And they just make the one move and it's already glued there.

06:07Yeah, I hope they don't catch a shoe flu.

06:09Shoe flu?

06:10I like the shoe, especially the blue.

06:13Okay.

06:14What is the cover of your shoe?

06:17They're not blue.

06:18I thought when I was younger that my feet would shrink but they grew.

06:24My grandma makes the best stew.

06:29Yo.

06:30Yeah.

06:31What's that playboy guy's name?

06:32Oh yeah, Hugh.

06:33Hugh.

06:34These look pretty good.

06:36Yeah, I mean, nothing special to be honest.

06:41Not ugly.

06:42Pretty much well.

06:44But I don't like them.

06:46You don't like them?

06:47No.

06:48These are not my type of shoes.

06:50That's okay.

06:51Which I like to see on the people.

06:53Okay, so now we're taking a mold.

06:55There's just so many feet in these videos.

06:57Wow.

06:58So.

06:59Like honestly.

07:00Okay, let's just like.

07:01Let's be honest.

07:02Let's have a real talk here.

07:03Yeah.

07:04Do you think that 5-Minute Crafts started off making feet videos because they wanted to?

07:11And then people just started watching it because people on the internet are weird?

07:16Or do you think that people on the internet are weird and they requested it and then 5-Minute Crafts did it?

07:22Oh, that's an interesting question.

07:24What came first?

07:25Actually, both good words here.

07:27Yeah, I think maybe a mix of both, right?

07:29They're like, maybe one time they accidentally showed someone's foot and then there were

07:32a bunch of comments about it.

07:33And they're like, okay, more feet, more feet.

07:35Yes.

07:36Yeah, yeah.

07:37We like feet.

07:38They like feet.

07:39We like feet.

07:40We're doing the real science here.

07:41This is, this is your channel.

07:43Come here for all of your 5-MC gossip.

07:46Okay.

07:47So.

07:48So.

07:49Yeah.

07:50Yeah.

07:51When I was there, just to answer them in the comments.

07:55You were there?

07:56Yeah.

07:57Oh my gosh.

07:58You were there?

07:59Okay.

08:00This is the first time when I'm saying here that I was there.

08:03Yes.

08:04I was there.

08:05And we didn't film setting videos.

08:07I didn't.

08:08I didn't.

08:09Okay.

08:10So you didn't partake.

08:11Yes.

08:12You were like, this is wrong.

08:13This is wrong.

08:14No, I didn't say that so.

08:15It's not wrong.

08:16Don't need to.

08:17This is wrong.

08:18I refuse to use feet for my advantage.

08:20I still love him.

08:22Feet?

08:23Feet.

08:25Okay.

08:26Yes.

08:27Yes.

08:28Okay.

08:29That's good.

08:30That's good.

08:31I'm glad.

08:32Yeah.

08:33Okay.

08:34So we have a nice new jeans shoe.

08:37With some blue.

08:39Today I met a girl.

08:42Like, she, oh, you're from Five Minute Crafts.

08:45Oh.

08:46And like, yeah, it was a while ago.

08:48Yeah.

08:49I even didn't know what to say.

08:50I'm from Five Minute Crafts.

08:51Is that your pickup line?

08:52You go to the bar, you're like, hey, I'm from Five Minute Crafts.

08:55No, I'm not trying to say.

08:57That'd be so funny.

08:59Yeah.

09:00A charging cable.

09:01And I don't know how to react on it sometimes.

09:03I think you should be like, um, I'm sorry.

09:06No.

09:11No, I'm not drinking.

09:12Okay.

09:13Okay.

09:14Listen, this conversation never happened.

09:15Unwatch that.

09:16Rewind.

09:17Like the video.

09:18Please cut.

09:19Please.

09:20Cut until this part right now.

09:21Okay, we got a cool jeans shoe.

09:22Yeah, it's looking good.

09:23Yeah.

09:24Wow.

09:25I really like this shoe.

09:26What is this, uh, feet, uh, from?

09:28The feet are from?

09:29I don't know where the feet are from.

09:31America?

09:32I don't know.

09:33Who owns them?

09:34I mean, this, uh, that one.

09:36This, uh, that one.

09:37Okay, I'm, I'm leaving.

09:39Okay.

09:40If you see a red dot on his head, that's the, that's the 5MC.

09:49They're like, what'd you say about us?

09:50What'd you say about the feet?

09:51Yes.

09:52I heard you talking about the feet.

09:53Everything is good.

09:54I love it.

09:55Those look pretty bad, actually.

09:56Uh.

09:57It's the laces.

09:58Everything else is alright.

09:59Give us more.

10:00More actions.

10:01Right now.

10:02Please.

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