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  • 04/04/2025
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00:00♪♪♪
00:02♪♪♪
00:04♪♪♪
00:06Hey! Are you single?
00:08I'm a matchmaker. Give me a call if you want to meet somebody.
00:10♪♪♪
00:12I deserve someone who fulfills all of my criteria.
00:14Nothing over 20, BMI.
00:16I don't want someone who likes cats.
00:18I'm trying to settle.
00:20I promise you're going to marry the love of your life.
00:22♪♪♪
00:24How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy?
00:26Nine.
00:28If the girl asks for a tall drink of water
00:30with a salary over 500 grand,
00:32you deliver.
00:34You're the matchmaker.
00:36Do you want a drink?
00:38Sure. Coke and beer.
00:40♪♪♪
00:42Hey, buddy.
00:44Hi, John.
00:46♪♪♪
00:50Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight.
00:52I missed you.
00:54Yeah, you don't even know me.
00:56I missed you.
00:58Yeah, you don't even remember my face.
01:00♪♪♪
01:04Lucy M., the eternal bachelorette.
01:06You can do better than me.
01:08My instinct's usually right.
01:10♪♪♪
01:12Hi.
01:14Wow.
01:16You know how to do the math, don't you?
01:18You are what we call
01:20a unicorn.
01:22An impossible fantasy.
01:24I'd like to see.
01:26How much is this apartment?
01:28Twelve million.
01:30You're not gonna marry him, are you?
01:32Why not?
01:34Because he's good-looking and rich.
01:36He probably doesn't have roommates.
01:38Is that my charger?
01:40When I see your face,
01:42I see wrinkles and children
01:44that look like you.
01:46So where does that leave us?
01:48What are you thinking about?
01:50I don't think I'm very good at my job anymore.
01:52But the math doesn't add up.
01:56Why does anyone even get married?
01:58Because they're lonely.
02:00♪♪♪
02:06And because they're hopeful.
02:10I'm turning 48, and I think I need to
02:12meet someone more grown.
02:14I have a really beautiful client. She's 31.
02:16I wasn't really thinking
02:1830s.