- 4/18/2025
Barbie Q. (Joey De Leon), the candidate endorsed by Vivian (Rufa Mae Quinto), wins and organizes a sports fest to teach the barangay about sportsmanship.
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00:00IDOL, IDOL, IDOL POP GANG
00:05La la la, la la la, la la la
00:12La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
00:19Hush! Hush!
00:20Wahoo!
00:22Wah!
00:23Mr. Chulengke!
00:25Babo!
00:27That's right, I'm Mr. Chulengke.
00:30I will lower the price of upo, palaya, talong,
00:34and I will increase the price of okra.
00:38Ladies and gentlemen,
00:40we are gathered here today to preach.
00:44To preach!
00:45Yes, to preach the Mayor's Barbecue!
00:48Yay!
00:50Thank you, Vivian.
00:52Well, first of all, I have a lot to tell you.
00:55The first reason I came here
00:57is to thank you for voting for me
01:01and I hope that I will not give you your requests
01:05and I will give you everything you want.
01:11Hey, it's a shame that Miong is not here.
01:13He's in the seminar.
01:15Who's Miong?
01:16Oh!
01:17Our barangay captain who came from America.
01:20Oh!
01:21Mayor, if you see that, it's Papa Chuchu.
01:24Excuse me, that Papa has a Mama.
01:28Wait, wait, wait.
01:30Stop with the Papa, Chuchu, and whatever Mama.
01:33I want to announce the second reason why I came here.
01:38Okay?
01:39In preparation of my administration for his first project,
01:43that is none other than the supports program.
01:47Oh!
01:48Sports program.
01:49Hey!
01:50That's right, that's right.
01:51So that kids like him can avoid drugs.
01:54Wait, he's not a kid. He's old.
01:56Is he old?
01:57Yes.
01:58You're correct there.
01:59Old or young, sports program is important
02:03because I believe that a healthy mind needs a sexy body.
02:09Excuse me.
02:12Stand there.
02:13Me.
02:14Me.
02:15Sorry.
02:16How's that?
02:17You're not here.
02:18Who's in charge?
02:19There.
02:20Well, who else but...
02:25Why don't you check up?
02:27Am I not?
02:28Sit down.
02:29No, sit down.
02:30Vivian is the one who's always okay.
02:37Wait, wait.
02:38Is it about sports?
02:40Yes.
02:41Gosh, I don't know anything about that.
02:44And what?
02:45And right, come on.
02:48Yes!
02:49Yes.
02:50Come on Vivian!
02:51Yes, and one.
02:53And three.
02:54No, no, no.
02:55One, one, one, one.
02:57Yes.
02:58What?
02:59Mayor said that we should act individually.
03:02Yes.
03:03And support the mayor!
03:04Support the mayor!
03:06Yay!
03:09Oh, my.
03:10Wait, wait.
03:11We disagree on this.
03:13A-one, a-two, a-three!
03:15Ibangsa!
03:16Ibangsa!
03:18Barbie, Ibangsa!
03:19Si Barbie, si Barbie, si Barbie!
03:22Ikulong, ikulong!
03:25Si Barbie, ikulong, ikulong!
03:28Sandali, sandali!
03:29Bakit ganyan ang kanta niyo sa akin?
03:31Mandaraya!
03:32Mandaraya!
03:34Hindi katunay na lalaki!
03:36Hindi katunay!
03:37Madaya, madaya, madaya!
03:41Ang kalukuhan yung ginagawa mo!
03:43Ibang, hindi kalukuhan ito.
03:45Talagang nagpoprotesta kami.
03:46Hindi namin naman kinikilala ang pagka-mayor nito si Barbie.
03:50Oo, oo, oo!
03:51Daya lang yan, kaya yan na nalawin.
03:53Bumibili niya ng boto.
03:55Bumibili.
03:56Sandali, ha?
03:57Hindi ako bumibili ng boto, hindi ako nandadaya!
03:59Excuse me!
04:01Ay, papano ka nanalo?
04:02Ganda lang.
04:03Ganda?
04:05Ganda?
04:06Ang ganda, ang ganda, ang ganda ng lola mo!
04:10Ang ganda, ang ganda, ang ganda ng lola mo!
04:14Ang pangit, ang pangit, ang pangit ng kantan nyo!
04:18Ang pangit, ang pangit, ang pangit ng kantan nyo!
04:22Oo, oo, oo!
04:24Oo, oo, oo!
04:26Ay, alam nyo, dyan lang tayo, nagkasundo.
04:28Ang pangit talaga ng kantan nyo!
04:31Kaya katika-tika na, alam nyo, naguguluan na ako sa inyo.
04:34Pwede ba tigil nyo ngayong ma-awe-awe nyo?
04:37Nagdapit nyo na.
04:38Tama!
04:39Tama!
04:40Suportahan nyo nalang kasi, kaya puro kayong contra.
04:42May bakasin mo nga kayong mga kontrabiga.
04:44Hindi, hindi talaga, kontra kami dyan, talaga,
04:46hindi kami papayag, ha?
04:49Oo, okay, ayaw nyo talaga, ha?
04:51Hindi talaga!
04:52Hindi talaga kayong mapapatidyan.
04:53Hindi talaga!
04:54Okay, okay.
04:55Girls, ready?
04:57I-despair!
04:59I-despair!
05:00I-despair!
05:01I-despair!
05:02I-despair!
05:03I-despair!
05:04I-despair!
05:05I-despair!
05:07No!
05:08No!
05:10Hindi nyo sa akin.
05:11Hindi ako papayag, DX.
05:12Hindi pwede talaga.
05:13Torne naman, ano ba naman?
05:15Eh, ako nga eh.
05:16May kaliwan ng party ng puto
05:18inihindi nakasaya doon sa upuan bilang kapitan eh.
05:21Eh, mabuti pa, ha?
05:23Eh, suportahan mo nalang si Mayor Barbie.
05:26Eh, wala naman mangyayari siya, ginagawa mo eh.
05:28Torne.
05:29Pa, papasama ka na.
05:30Sige na, Torne.
05:32Sama mo na doon sa sports fest ni, ano, ni Mayor Barbie.
05:34Ha? Para hindi ka napagod.
05:37Oo nga, daddy.
05:38Tsaka wala na rin naman tayong magagawa eh.
05:40Saka isa pa.
05:41Ha?
05:42Nakakasama nito, Torne.
05:43Nabasa pa tayo eh.
05:44Eh, talagang magagalit ka eh.
05:47Ay, takot ka sa tubig eh.
05:49Pero iya, sa mga hinihiling ninyo, no.
05:52Count me out nalang.
05:53Ay, kuy.
05:55Hindi ako papayag yan.
05:56Ako'y hahanap nalang ng iba mga papaglibangan.
05:58Hindi ako sasalitin yan.
05:59Oh, ikaw naman na, Torne.
06:00Oh, oh, oh.
06:01Kabayon!
06:03Teka, teka, teka.
06:04Ito yung kabayon niyo, Barbie.
06:05Teka, teka.
06:06Hinomotong, ano,
06:08koboy na Indian?
06:09Oo.
06:10Hindi, hindi.
06:11Motosiklo dapat eh.
06:12Oo, eh.
06:13Bakit ba sa akin na, Torne?
06:14Ay, naka, eh.
06:16Pag gaya lahat ang bumbay,
06:17pag naniningel, ay, naka,
06:18madami matatakbuhan.
06:19Ha, ha, ha.
06:20Daddy, daddy.
06:21Para sa nga pala yan?
06:22Opo, ay, di binili ko.
06:23Binili ko.
06:25Gawa naman eh,
06:26itong kumpari nito,
06:27si Aldapair,
06:28ay, nangangailangan.
06:29Forty thousand talaga yan.
06:30Forty thousand.
06:31Eh, binigay sa akin ng twenty.
06:33Oo.
06:34Ito nga.
06:35Nakakura.
06:36Sige, sige, sige.
06:37Eh, bakit ka naman bumili ng kabayo?
06:39Ah, boy, siyempre.
06:40Pagkakakwaktahan natin yan,
06:42pangangarira ko yan.
06:44Opo.
06:45Daddy,
06:46eh, eh, eh,
06:47ito, pangangarira mo?
06:48Oo.
06:49Eh, ang lambot-lambot naman ng tindig,
06:50itiyan mo naman itsura nito.
06:51Wala, alam niya, alam niya.
06:53Mukhang malamot na.
06:54Oo, Aldapair.
06:55Ay, ano.
06:56Aldapair.
06:57Oo, ito ni.
06:58Akala ko ba sabi pangangarira,
06:59eh, mukhang pangkaruahe ito, eh.
07:01Wala, wala, wala.
07:02Pampira.
07:03Saka hindi tuli, eh.
07:05Training yan?
07:06Hindi, iti-training na nga.
07:08Eh, siya,
07:09ay, siya,
07:10takbang!
07:11Ito,
07:12ito ang tumakbo, eh,
07:13hindi naman yung kabayo.
07:15Takbang!
07:16Ito, ito, ito, ito.
07:17Pina-fake ako ng kabayo.
07:18Tony, palagay ko na,
07:19loo ka dyan, eh.
07:20Alam mo, Tony,
07:21pina-fake ako ni Tony.
07:23Ah, mabuti pa,
07:24silaki na lang sakyan mo.
07:25Bakit?
07:26Pagsakarira?
07:27Oo.
07:28Ay, hindi naman kabayo yan,
07:29galabaw yan.
07:30Ay, Tony,
07:32naman pampira ka, eh.
07:33At tandaan niyo,
07:34ang isa pangrason
07:35kung bakit tayo nagkakaroon ng Sportsfest
07:37ay para matutunan natin
07:38ang tamang kahulugan
07:39ng sportsmanship.
07:42Oo.
07:43Teka, teka,
07:44ano naman yun?
07:45Ah!
07:46Hindi mo alam ang sportsmanship?
07:47Oto, oto.
07:48Bumanad ka na naman.
07:49Ikaw, alam mo.
07:51Oo naman, ano,
07:52kaso ayoko nagawa ng moments, Mayor.
07:53Siya na bahala mag-explain.
07:54Oo pa.
07:55Ako na.
07:56Ang dinaw,
07:57ayan, o,
07:59ang sportsmanship
08:00ay ang magandang pakikilahok
08:01sa mga laro,
08:02di mainitin ang ulo,
08:04at pagiging marunong
08:05tumanggap ng pagkatalo.
08:06Ayan!
08:07Tama si Mayor,
08:08ibig sabihin nun,
08:09kailangan walang nag-aaway,
08:11walang pikunan,
08:12bati-bati lahat.
08:13That's nice.
08:14Kuriko!
08:15Ay, ako,
08:17sa akin walang problema yun,
08:18dahil hindi naman ako piko na tao, no.
08:20Oo!
08:21Talaga?
08:23Oo naman, lako.
08:24Teka, teka,
08:25parang meron kang gustong palabasin, ah.
08:27Ha?
08:28Gustong mag-walkout na naman ako rito?
08:30Oo, oo,
08:31hindi, hindi,
08:33hindi pa lang.
08:34Teka, teka, teka,
08:35sandali na.
08:36Ano ba naman kayo?
08:37Eh, kita mo,
08:38binabas na siya naman si Mayor.
08:39Huwag na naman mag-aaway-aaway dito.
08:41Mga ganda-ganda na panahon,
08:43tapos ako,
08:44akala na sumabat,
08:45ano?
08:46Ay, naman,
08:47eh!
08:48Ah!
08:49Siway.
08:51Ay, sorry.
08:52Oh,
08:53pagkalayo na nang inaabot natin,
08:55ayaw mo pa rin tumakbo.
08:56Di nalakin na kita do'n sa reclamation,
08:58ayaw mo pa rin nang tumakbo.
09:00Ayaw mo pa rin,
09:01ayaw mo pa rin,
09:03ayaw mo pa rin nang tumakbo.
09:04Naiintindihan mo ba ako?
09:06Ako, naiintindihan kita.
09:08Ako ang hindi mo ma-aintindihan, o.
09:12Kung hindi ka lang ang kabayo,
09:13pinatulan na kita.
09:14Tony,
09:15relax ka lang.
09:17Baka naman bigla kasagutin niya,
09:18magulat ka.
09:19Oh, pinatulan mo pa yung kabayo, eh.
09:21Eh, pinataan mo,
09:22kasabaan.
09:23Ganun eh,
09:24kabayo yan, eh.
09:26Ay.
09:27Hi, guys!
09:28I'd like you to meet my friend,
09:29si Tony.
09:30Equestrian champion siya.
09:33We've been working for 7 hours and we're done.
09:36Oh, diba?
09:37Bongga!
09:38Siyempre naman lang siya,
09:40sa sports fest.
09:41Hello!
09:42Hi, Tony!
09:43How are you?
09:44Hello!
09:45Hi, Tony!
09:46Hi!
09:48Hello!
09:52Buklasa tong friend mo,
09:53no may personal touch.
09:54Na-natutuwa daw siya sa inyo,
09:55e.
09:56Natutuwa daw siya sa inyo.
09:58Na-natutuwa daw siya sa inyo,
10:00na-natutuwa daw siya sa inyo,
10:01na-natutuwa daw siya sa inyo,
10:02Is that so? Then you're always happy with us.
10:05You're useless! I bought you so that you won't be like that guy!
10:13Hey, don't hurt him!
10:16I'm not hurting him, I'm just trying to be nice.
10:19Are you okay? Are you hurt?
10:22Who's that?
10:25That's my friend, Tony. He's fond of animal lovers.
10:29He's fond of animal lovers?
10:32You mean, he's fond of us?
10:35And he thinks we're animals?
10:38I thought he's just happy with us.
10:41What happened?
10:43It's good that you came. Thank you.
10:48You're welcome.
10:50Why are you hurting him?
10:52Because he's forcing me to train for my career.
10:57I can't do that. I'm single.
11:00Is that so?
11:02You're so pitiful.
11:04Yes, sister. I don't feel good about my career.
11:08My beauty is ruined.
11:10I'll just be an artist.
11:12Maybe, I'll remake a horse's leg.
11:15I'll be your manager.
11:18She called me crazy.
11:20She's the crazy one.
11:22She's talking to the horse.
11:28What did she say?
11:30She said, you're ugly.
11:35What's the name of that equestrian?
11:39I'll just text you.
11:41Your horse is coming, right?
11:43Coming?
11:47I don't want to ride it.
11:49I don't want to ride it.
11:51I don't want to ride it.
11:53Is it true that she's talking to the horse?
11:56It's not just that, mom.
11:58She's forcing us to be like a horse.
12:00Maybe, she's thinking that you're like a horse.
12:04Don't say that.
12:06Maybe, you smell like a horse.
12:08But, she's talking to a horse.
12:12It's hard to believe.
12:14It's like she's playing with us.
12:15Maybe, she's scared.
12:17Maybe, she's talking to a horse.
12:22Why are you so quiet?
12:25You're talking to me, right?
12:28No, no, Vivian.
12:31Your new friend,
12:35she's kind.
12:37She's not just kind, she's also good.
12:42Because, she's an equestrian.
12:43She's an equestrian.
12:45She's an equestrian.
12:47What's the spelling of equestrian?
12:50I'll just text you.
12:52Wait, what's the spelling?
12:54Well,
12:56Equal sign,
12:58S, number 3,
13:01and N.
13:03Equestrian.
13:07Okay.
13:09It's clear. The boy is basketball.
13:11The girl is volleyball.
13:13I'm the coach of basketball.
13:17I'm the coach of volleyball.
13:20Volleyball?
13:22You're the coach of volleyball?
13:24You're so soft.
13:26I'm the coach of volleyball.
13:28Volleyball?
13:30Okay, okay.
13:32Where are you guys going to join?
13:34We're going to basketball.
13:37We're not going to join basketball anymore.
13:40Yeah, we might get caught.
13:41Mayor, they don't want to join basketball.
13:44The guys don't want to join either.
13:46We're just going to play volleyball.
13:49Your voice is so loud.
13:52What should we do, guys?
13:54No one wants to join you.
13:56What should we do?
13:58You should force them to join.
14:00Do you need to speak at the same time?
14:02You can join.
14:04You should force them to join.
14:06It's better if we just do this.
14:08You guys will fight.
14:09You guys will box.
14:11Show them that if you're big, you can box.
14:14Sample.
14:16Force them to fight.
14:28Run!
14:30Run!
14:32You're the one who's not running.
14:34You're an animal.
14:36Don't talk to me.
14:37Do you think you can run?
14:41Tony, you're the one who's forcing them to join.
14:45You can't force them to join.
14:48Why? I told them to run.
14:52But they don't want to.
14:54Tony, maybe it's just a circus.
14:57Circus?
14:59Daddy, I think it's better if we just kill that horse.
15:04Let's do that.
15:05This is your last chance.
15:08If you don't run, I'll kill you.
15:11This is your last chance.
15:13If you don't run, you'll get hit by me.
15:16Do you understand?
15:19Do you know that you're hurting your horse?
15:22No, you don't need to know.
15:24I'll make him run.
15:26Daddy, when will you make him run?
15:29He said that he's not the type to run.
15:33He's your horse, right?
15:35Yes.
15:37How did you know?
15:39He told me.
15:41He told you?
15:43Yes, he told me.
15:45He said that he's not the type to run.
15:48That's why you shouldn't hurt him and force him to run because he's not the type.
15:53Animals also have feelings that can hurt.
15:57Okay, you two understand each other.
16:01Go ahead, talk to him.
16:02How did you know that he's gay?
16:05I told you that he's not the type to run.
16:10Yes, I told you that he's not the type to run.
16:14Wait, I have a question.
16:16Is that your real horse?
16:19Can you talk to it?
16:21Sure, try it.
16:23Okay.
16:25Can you be my friend?
16:27Sure.
16:28Capre, he's a cashier in the tree of Ticbalang.
16:32What did she say?
16:34She said that because you look like a capre, you're a relative of Ticbalang.
16:39Wait, I'll ask her.
16:43Okay.
16:46Am I handsome?
16:48Of course, you're my type.
16:51What did she say?
16:53She said that you're her type.
16:55Wait, isn't he a guy?
16:56He's a guy, that's why he's your type.
16:59Wait, I'll ask her.
17:01Is that your real horse?
17:03Of course.
17:05Yo, yo, yo, this is Tony.
17:09For everybody's info, the girl who chats with the horse.
17:13Horsey, horsey, she looks like a chugui.
17:16Because my baby is Tony.
17:18And because sister, you look good.
17:21If you don't run, you'll be a sloaner.
17:23And because sister, you look good.
17:26If you don't run, you'll be a sloaner.
17:28What do you want to eat?
17:30Sports fest or lambai?
17:32Okay, try it.
17:34Let's try it.
17:36Okay, you try it first.
17:39Hello.
17:50What is it, Mayor?
17:52When are we going to the sports fest?
17:54Who's asking? Say it again.
17:57What did you say?
17:59When are we going to the sports fest?
18:01Wait, let's be clear.
18:04What do you want to eat?
18:06Sports fest or lambai?
18:08Huh?
18:10Sports fest.
18:12Can you stop talking nonsense?
18:14We're already tired.
18:16We already talked to Vivian.
18:18Stop talking nonsense.
18:20Okay, you try it first.
18:23No way.
18:25Men don't like it.
18:27Do you want men to dance?
18:31Oh my.
18:32It's up to you, Mayor.
18:34Explain it to them.
18:36They don't like it.
18:38One more thing.
18:40They'll get mad.
18:42Especially women.
18:44Sisters,
18:46no one in the gym will be more handsome than us.
18:52You're wrong.
18:54You should be more decent.
18:57Stop it.
19:00Mayor.
19:02Do you have powder or make-up?
19:05Why?
19:07I'll just retouch it.
19:09I'll just follow them.
19:11I said stop it!
19:17Let's eat.
19:24Tomie, can we talk?
19:27Why?
19:29What's wrong?
19:30That's wrong.
19:32That's the problem.
19:34The whole town thinks you're crazy.
19:41What's wrong with that?
19:43They think you're crazy.
19:46It's not normal to talk to animals.
19:49Horses should be talked to.
19:53Is that so?
19:55Yes.
19:56Wait.
19:58It's embarrassing.
20:00I brought you here for our sport fest.
20:04You should've helped us.
20:07What's the difference?
20:09It's like you're talking to plants.
20:12Plants talk to each other, right?
20:15Try it.
20:17Let's try it.
20:19You try it first.
20:21Hello.
20:23How are you?
20:25You look beautiful.
20:27Of course.
20:29Are you green today?
20:31I'm a green man.
20:33Are you feeling fresh today?
20:36Because I feel fresh and clean all day.
20:39Do you want some whiteness?
20:41Or shine-shine-ness?
20:43Shine-shine?
20:45Shine-shine-ness?
20:47Do you feel?
20:49You're such a small tree.
20:51He means water.
20:52Come on, let's join us.
20:55Do you do this?
20:57Just put it there.
20:59Do you want to say something?
21:02Lay your cards on the table.
21:04I'm hungry.
21:06Let's eat.
21:08Don't be shy.
21:11You play that.
21:16It's like you're talking to plants.
21:23Hey, have we ever met before?
21:29Then I wake and look around me.
21:33At all grey walls that surrounds me.
21:37And I realize, yes, I was only dreaming.
21:42In the green, green grass of bonsai.
21:48You're useless.
21:50I thought so.
21:52When I see you, I realize you're useless.
21:56You're useless.
21:58I'm sorry, sir.
22:00Get out of here. I'm not talking to you.
22:02I'm not?
22:04I'm talking to him.
22:06You're useless.
22:08I didn't know you're from the neighborhood.
22:10Why did you come here?
22:13You can do this to me.
22:16I can sit, roll, or play dead.
22:19That's right.
22:21I'll kill you when I catch you.
22:25Oh no, I'm going to die.
22:28Where will I buy my life story?
22:31Help!
22:33I'll find someone to kill you.
22:36And I'll make you pay for it.
22:38I'll find you too.
22:42San Pedro?
22:44San Lazaro?
22:46Where's my beauty?
22:47I don't deserve to be called Tapa.
22:50I should be an artist.
22:52I should be in a movie.
22:54I should be in a movie.
22:58Save me.
23:00Save me.
23:02Save me.
23:04Save me.
23:06Save me.
23:08Save me.
23:10Save me.
23:12Get ready.
23:14I'm going to kill you tonight.
23:15We're going to kiss.
23:17You're crazy.
23:19I'm going to kill you.
23:21I'm going to kill you.
23:23I'm going to kill you.
23:25I'm going to kill you.
23:27I'm going to kill you.
23:29Tony, where are you?
23:33Help me.
23:35Tony, I'm glad you came.
23:39What happened?
23:41Tony is going to kill me.
23:43What?
23:45Because he doesn't care about me,
23:47he's going to make me a brave horse.
23:50That can't happen.
23:52Don't worry.
23:54I'll take care of it.
23:56We'll find a way.
23:58Help me to die.
24:00I'll take care of it.
24:02Maybe that's Vivian's friend.
24:06Maybe.
24:08She's talking to a horse.
24:09But is it true what Tony said?
24:13He's not talking to a horse.
24:15But I'm different.
24:17Is it true what they say?
24:19Old people,
24:21sometimes when they talk,
24:23they think differently.
24:25Why?
24:27For example,
24:29they say, wow, it's beautiful.
24:31But deep inside,
24:33it's ugly.
24:35Yes, sometimes,
24:37when it's necessary,
24:39it's ugly.
24:41You really don't trust me.
24:43I told you,
24:45I'll help you.
24:50Why?
24:52Nothing.
24:54Maybe you're Vivian's friend.
24:56You're so beautiful.
24:58Really? Thank you.
25:00But you too, even if you're old,
25:02you're still beautiful.
25:04It's true that you're fond of animals.
25:06That's great.
25:07Gigi is really fast, right?
25:10Yes.
25:12Hey!
25:14Tony, hello.
25:16You're here.
25:18And you already met your family.
25:21You know, Vivian,
25:23she's really concerned about her mom.
25:25Really? You noticed that too?
25:27You're smart.
25:29You're really smart.
25:31Who wouldn't be concerned about their mom?
25:33Not only kind, but also generous.
25:34Well,
25:36if that's the case,
25:38what are we waiting for?
25:40Let's show Tony
25:42how generous we are here.
25:44We're close, right? Let's group hug!
25:46Okay, group hug!
25:48Group hug!
25:52Wow,
25:54you're so close.
25:56I'm jealous.
26:00Oh, my.
26:01How's that?
26:03I know you'll join the game,
26:05gays.
26:07Anywhere, as long as we're in Spornfest.
26:09Right, girls?
26:11Yes!
26:13You'll give me a problem
26:15if you think about me.
26:17Don't play too much.
26:19That's right.
26:21It's better if you go to the parlour.
26:23Hey, did you mention that?
26:25Parlour?
26:27That's a good idea.
26:29Why don't you go to the parlour games?
26:31No, of course not.
26:33And what I'll do
26:35for a good surprise,
26:37I'll get sponsors,
26:39and I'll invite special guests.
26:41Is that okay?
26:46Is that okay?
26:48Is that okay?
26:50Mother, please.
26:52I'll invite them.
26:57Yo!
26:59Who are they?
27:01Right now.
27:03They're gone.
27:05This time, exclusively for gays.
27:08We'll see
27:10Amazona Race.
27:12Listen up.
27:14Where's Tony?
27:16He's taking too long.
27:18He might hear me.
27:20Sister Tony,
27:22thank you for coming.
27:24I'll let you go now,
27:26but be quiet.
27:28You're the only one listening to me.
27:31Don't make a scene here in the barangay.
27:34By the way,
27:36are you kidding me?
27:38I'm putting up with all of this
27:40just to help you.
27:42Just get ready
27:44because I'll make you run away tonight.
27:46Yes, finally.
27:48I'm free.
27:50I'm not tied to this tight corner anymore.
27:53I don't want it to be tight anymore.
27:55I don't want to be insulted anymore.
27:58I don't want to hear your drama anymore.
28:01I'll let you go now.
28:03Thank you so much, Sister.
28:05Goodbye, Rancho Ferde.
28:07I will miss you, Tony.
28:09Oh no, Ranking.
28:11Let's go.
28:13Let's walk before you get tired.
28:15Let's go, Sister.
28:20I don't know what you're talking about.
28:22What happened?
28:24That means
28:26I'm not the only one who's good.
28:31Idol, idol, idol.
28:34You're my idol.
28:36Idol, idol, idol.
28:38Sir.
28:40Here's the matador.
28:42I've brought the horse's rider.
28:44Good.
28:46Ride the horse.
28:48Daddy.
28:50Where's our horse?
28:52It's at the back.
28:54I'll go get it.
28:58It's there.
28:59It's there.
29:01What happened?
29:03Nothing happened.
29:05Why did my horse disappear?
29:07You're the only one who looks like a horse there.
29:11Daddy, that's not a horse.
29:13That's a goat.
29:15That's not a horse.
29:17Who's going to get it?
29:19Why did it disappear?
29:21I just left it last night.
29:23Did you steal it, Daddy?
29:25Who did you steal it from?
29:26What's he doing here?
29:28He's laughing.
29:30I know, I know.
29:32Vivian, listen.
29:34Vivian, listen.
29:36Where's your crazy friend?
29:39My crazy friend?
29:41Where is he?
29:44My crazy friend?
29:46He calls you Torney.
29:49That's not it.
29:51What is it?
29:53A crazy person talks to a horse.
29:56You're too much.
29:58What is it?
30:00You're too much.
30:02Wait, you're too much.
30:04Why are you looking for it at home?
30:06It's just there.
30:08Why?
30:10Maybe the horse didn't go home to them.
30:12Maybe my horse stole it.
30:14My horse is missing.
30:16He's talking to my horse.
30:18My horse is missing.
30:20Torney, be careful with what you say.
30:23Yes, it's just a crazy person.
30:25I didn't steal it.
30:27Whatever happens to my horse,
30:29tell your friend to leave.
30:31If not, I'll sue him.
30:33I'll sue you too.
30:35What kind of case is this?
30:37Horseback nabbing?
30:39No, horse trading.
30:41Be careful.
30:43I'm telling you, I'll ride you if you're like this.
30:46Okay.
30:48I just want to announce to you
30:49that no more,
30:51take note,
30:53no more bad guys will join your game.
31:00Okay, okay, okay.
31:02But instead,
31:04they'll have their own Gay Olympics.
31:09That's right.
31:11We'll be ourselves
31:13so there won't be any trouble.
31:15Okay.
31:17We're not like you.
31:19None of you are interested.
31:21None of you are interested.
31:23None of you are interested.
31:25Okay, okay.
31:27So, it's settled.
31:29But I also want to announce
31:31that I talked to a philanthropist
31:33who's a very rich gay
31:35and he's ready to support
31:37all uniforms.
31:39He'll support
31:41food,
31:43socks,
31:45and especially
31:47supporters.
31:49He'll support
31:51everything
31:53including cash prizes.
31:55How much?
31:57How much is the cash prize?
31:59Cash prize?
32:01I think it's 50,000.
32:0350,000?
32:0550,000?
32:07It's just a consolation.
32:09Consolation?
32:11Because the first prize is bigger.
32:13Then I'll join.
32:15Me too.
32:17Me too.
32:19Son,
32:21this is just for you.
32:23Why?
32:25Because you're a man.
32:27Why?
32:29What's the prize?
32:31What's that?
32:33Why can't I join?
32:35You're like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
32:37Gosh,
32:39what kind of person is that?
32:41Can you imagine?
32:43He stole my friend.
32:45Sit down.
32:46Atorni is so happy
32:48that he's touching the fish.
32:50That's unfair.
32:52He shouldn't have let him go
32:54because he didn't steal it.
32:56Hi Vivian.
32:58Hi.
33:00Oh, what's wrong?
33:02I think you have a problem.
33:07No, it's because he lost to Atorni.
33:10Why?
33:12Because he let him go
33:14because he stole his horse.
33:16That's why my friend let him go.
33:18I hope
33:20you didn't force him.
33:22You didn't say anything.
33:24Why?
33:26Because he's right.
33:28What?
33:30That means
33:32you really stole his horse?
33:34I didn't steal it.
33:36I just let him go.
33:38You let him go?
33:40The horse?
33:42Yes, because
33:43he's a thief.
33:45The horse is crying
33:47so he asked me for help.
33:49You can talk to the horse?
33:52I can talk to the horse?
33:54Yes.
33:56What did he say?
33:58He said that
34:00he's a thief
34:02so I need to let him go.
34:05Really?
34:07Where is he now?
34:09I don't know.
34:11I just let him go.
34:13Didn't he just call you
34:15and leave a message saying
34:17I have to move on?
34:19Or did he just text you?
34:21You're so stupid.
34:23Why would he text the horse?
34:25It doesn't have fingers.
34:27Oh my God, I'm so stupid.
34:29Really?
34:31I don't know how to text.
34:33It's so hard.
34:35I'm so stupid.
34:37I'm sorry, Vivian.
34:39But
34:40your voice sounds familiar.
34:44We've met before.
35:06Let's start
35:07the Ganda
35:09Amateur
35:11Gay Olympics.
35:13In short,
35:14Gago.
35:19Ganda Amateur
35:20Gay Olympics.
35:22But before we start,
35:24I would like to introduce
35:26our special guest
35:28who will play with you.
35:30Here is
35:31Rachie!
35:33Hi!
35:36Thank you so much.
35:38I hope you like my performance
35:39in this Olympics.
35:41Thank you, Mayo.
35:42You're welcome.
35:44Wait, you sound familiar.
35:47We haven't met before.
35:50Of course.
35:52Okay, okay.
35:54Let's start
35:56the Ganda
35:58Amateur
35:59Gay Olympics.
36:00Gago!
36:03Let's go!
36:05Volleyball!
36:06Volleyball!
36:11Go, Vivian!
36:16Go, Vivian!
36:18Go, Vivian!
36:20Go, Vivian!
36:22Let's go!
36:46Go, Vivian!
36:47Go, Vivian!
36:51Go, Vivian!
36:58Let's go!
37:01Go, Vivian!
37:09It's a 2-on-2 soccer race.
37:11Let's go!
37:13Let's go, Vivian!
37:15Let's go!
37:17Let's go, Vivian!
37:19Let's go!
37:20Let's go!
37:30Okay, ready?
37:32Ready?
37:33Get set.
37:34Go!
37:47Go, Vivian!
37:48Go, Vivian!
37:49Go, Vivian!
37:50Go, Vivian!
37:51Go, Vivian!
37:52Go, Vivian!
37:53Go, Vivian!
37:54Go, Vivian!
37:55Go, Vivian!
37:56Go, Vivian!
37:57Go, Vivian!
37:59Okay, okay.
38:033-on-2.
38:04Okay.
38:06Go!
38:07Wait.
38:08You should go first.
38:10Why?
38:11Because I'm stronger when you're the one who's going first.
38:14Wait, wait, wait.
38:17Wait!
38:18If I kick you.
38:21Okay, okay.
38:22Okay, roll it.
38:25Go!
38:41Honestly,
38:42that's you, right?
38:44Why did you guess?
38:46Because I possessed you.
38:47And also,
38:49I smelled you.
38:51Thank you so much.
38:53It's okay.
38:54You know, I really love all horses.
38:56Really?
38:57Really.
38:58Okay, let's ride.
38:59Okay, let's go.
39:02I'm also going to ride the champion.
39:09Okay, okay.
39:10Let's start the awarding ceremonies.
39:13And here,
39:14we will give the medal to the most champion of all.
39:17As long as he has a career,
39:20there's no one else but Richie!
39:28Go, Richie! Go!
39:30Go, Richie! Go!
39:32Go, Richie! Go!
39:34You know,
39:35you're really good.
39:37You have a lot of medals.
39:39And there's more.
39:40Of course.
39:41And there's more.
39:42This one.
39:43The most important of all.
39:45One more.
39:46Go, go!
39:52You're so strong.
39:53That's why your name is Richie.
39:55You look like Richie the horse.
39:58Go, go, go!
39:59Go, go, go!
40:03Hey!
40:04You're kicking me!
40:05You idiot!
40:06There you go again.
40:07There you go again.
40:08There you go again.
40:09You idiot!
40:10There you go again.
40:11There you go again.
40:12Wait a minute.
40:13The attorney is saying something.
40:14There you go again.
40:15Is this your job here?
40:17Playing games?
40:19Why, attorney?
40:20What?
40:21Do you know what happened here?
40:24What?
40:25My horse was stolen.
40:26Huh?
40:27That's bad.
40:28That's bad.
40:29This one.
40:30This one.
40:31I don't want that.
40:32That's bad.
40:33That's bad.
40:34That's bad.
40:35Wait a minute.
40:36Wait a minute.
40:37You need to find my horse.
40:39If not, I'll tell the media that you're out of position.
40:44Wait a minute.
40:45Where's the horse?
40:46Where did it go?
40:47Let's not look for it.
40:48We won't be able to find it.
40:50There.
40:51That's the woman who stole my horse.
40:53Huh?
40:54That's her?
40:55Yes.
40:56I didn't steal it.
40:57I just took it.
40:59Why did you do that?
41:01Because she's a thief.
41:03Horses need to be loved.
41:05They don't need to be stolen.
41:07Oh.
41:08They're pitiful.
41:09They're also sad.
41:10They're also hurt.
41:12That's right.
41:14Sad?
41:15You're the one who's sad.
41:18He's also sad.
41:20Hey!
41:21Hey!
41:22Hey!
41:23Hey!
41:24Hey!
41:25Hey!
41:26Hey!
41:27Hey!
41:28Hey!
41:29Hey!
41:30Hey!
41:31Hey!
41:33My horse is moving.
41:34There.
41:35Maybe I'll just sell it.
41:38I'll just buy it.
41:40Idol, idol.
41:42You're my idol.
41:44Idol, idol.
41:46You're my idol.
41:48Idol, idol.
41:50Mayor, did you see my horse?
41:53Well, attorney, don't worry.
41:55Because my people are already moving.
41:57There.
42:00Hurry up.
42:01That's not your movement.
42:03That's not your movement.
42:05Maybe I'll just demand you.
42:08Attorney, don't demand me.
42:11I'm the only one who did it.
42:14There, there.
42:15Wait, wait.
42:16Don't worry.
42:17Because the mayor is already doing it.
42:19You're so stingy.
42:20Do it your way, mayor.
42:22If not, you won't get anything.
42:25Daddy, daddy.
42:26We saw the horse.
42:28Oh, there it is.
42:30Where is it?
42:32Where did you find it?
42:33Where did you go, attorney?
42:34Why did you come back?
42:36Why did you come here?
42:38It's okay.
42:39You're all stingy because of me.
42:42I'm the only one who will sacrifice.
42:45What do we do, attorney?
42:47You'll have to pay for it.
42:50Maybe I'll just sell it.
42:53I'll just buy it.
42:55But I don't have money.
42:57How will you buy it if you don't have money?
42:59Here's what we'll do.
43:00If you want,
43:01the prize money we won in the game,
43:04we'll go to the mine
43:05so you can buy the horse.
43:07Oh, really?
43:10Hey, hey, hey.
43:11Long live, ladies!
43:13Long live!
43:15Long live, mayor!
43:17Long live!
43:18So, how about it?
43:20It's a deal, okay?
43:21Deal, attorney.
43:22It's cheap.
43:23It's only 50,000.
43:24Yes.
43:25Yay!
43:26Tony will take care of me.
43:32Before you leave,
43:34I heard something he said.
43:36What?
43:37He said,
43:38Mom, your hair is beautiful.
43:40He said your hair is beautiful.
43:42Where did you get it?
43:43It's from Agata.
43:44Agata?
43:45Is he from Agata?
43:46Yes.
43:47That's all.
43:48You mean,
43:49you heard what I said?
43:51I heard it.
43:52I think I heard it too.
43:53Yes.
43:54I heard something.
43:55What?
43:56The horse said something.
43:57What?
43:58It's about Gagawan Moreno.
43:59What?
44:00What did he say?
44:01What Gagawan Moreno said
44:02about the horse,
44:04is that they're sisters.
44:06What?
44:07Me too.
44:08Me too.
44:09I heard it too.
44:10I heard it too.
44:11What?
44:12What?
44:13He said it's about Gigi.
44:14He's having a party
44:15since Ann Curtis left.
44:17What?
44:18She left?
44:19Really?
44:20Hey, personally,
44:21we're just friends.
44:22We're just friends.
44:23What?
44:24What?
44:25What?
44:26It's about Brian.
44:29What?
44:30Why did you
44:31guest on the show?
44:34I'm not moving.
44:35He lost.
44:36He lost.
44:37He lost.
44:38He lost the ratings of the show.
44:43What?
44:44Is it okay?
44:45It's okay.
44:46It's okay.
44:47Atty,
44:48why are you making fun of me?
44:49It's just me.
44:50It's just me.
44:51It's fine.
44:52It's a girl,
44:53it's okay.
44:54Atty,
44:55you were spitting a while ago.
44:56No,
44:57I'm just doing it.
44:58Okay.
44:59We have so many friends here.
45:00Hello,
45:01Dr. Calayan.
45:02Hi,
45:03I'm Raishan.
45:04No,
45:05hello to Daniela Neel-Cevilla
45:06of Eddie Mann's group
45:07of singers and musicians
45:08from Hong Kong.
45:12Thank you
45:13for watching.
45:16Alex Labrador
45:17of Dagat Dagatan
45:18is being greeted
45:19by Lutensio LaTorrio.
45:20He's moving.
45:21Yes!
45:23Let's greet Nestor Cruz, Ferdy Galang, Vang Prince and Magusara, and Joridon Dinto.
45:31How is the whole barangay of San Antonio Passage?
45:34Good!
45:36Friends, we will greet you next week.
45:40Next time, we will greet you in the barangay space.
45:43If you want to be greeted, call 0918-609-7137.
45:49Come on!
46:19Can I? Can I trust you?
46:21You have to trust me. It's up to you.
46:24You can't forget everything.
46:26You're my idol, Captain.
46:28Of course, Captain. Captain. Captain.
46:33You can always count on me. Captain. Captain.
46:38You're my idol. You're my idol.
46:42You're my idol. You're my idol.
46:47You're my idol. You're my idol.
46:51You're my idol. You're my idol.
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