Sold to the Sucker on CBS’ Poppa’s House

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Watch the official “Sold to the Sucker” clip from the CBS hit comedy Poppa’s House Season 1 Episode 15, created by Kevin Hench and Damon Wayans.  Poppa's House Cast:  Damon Wayans, Damon Wayans Jr., Essence Atkins and Tetona Jackson  Watch Poppa's House Season 1 now on CBS and stream on Paramount+!

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00:00Daddy, you should've came with me to the flea market, man.

00:03I told you, flea markets are a big racket.

00:05You pay people to haul away their junk,

00:07and then you gotta wait for another flea market

00:09to sell it back to some other sucker.

00:11Call me your brother from another sucker,

00:13because I went to town on this flea market, baby!

00:16Whoo!

00:17See, I'm gonna sell these treasures

00:18that I got for next to nothing

00:20and use that money to make my film.

00:22I like the hustle.

00:24Now let me see the treasures.

00:25All right, sit down.

00:26I am sitting.

00:27Deeper.

00:28Now, deeper.

00:29Drive that ass into the crack.

00:30All right, bring it.

00:31Come on, bring it.

00:32All right, check this out.

00:34Bam!

00:34Classic Js.

00:36Wow, you mean classic Gs.

00:38What?

00:39Who the hell is Miguel Gordon?

00:42Uh-huh.

00:43I didn't even notice that.

00:45All right, forget those.

00:46I guess we got one.

00:48Oh, hoo-hoo!

00:50Look at the mouth on that trout.

00:53Mm.

00:55Wow.

00:56And you'd wonder why somebody would

00:57want to get rid of this thing.

00:59Oh, I said the same thing.

01:02Remind me of your mama.

01:06I could get at least $50 for that,

01:07which is a $5 profit for me.

01:09How are you going to make a movie $5 at a time?

01:12Slowly.

01:15Hey, hey, hey.

01:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:18This is Billie Holiday.

01:20Do you know who this is?

01:21Do I know who Billie Holiday is?

01:24That's exactly right.

01:26The question is, do you know who Billie Holiday is?

01:31Yeah, yeah, I do.

01:32This is special.

01:33You should give it to your dad.

01:34I'm sorry, did you say give?

01:35Yeah.

01:35I think I heard you say give.

01:36I said give.

01:37Yoink!

01:38Sorry, buddy.

01:38Not giving that to anybody.

01:40However, you can buy it from me.

01:42OK, I'll buy it from you.

01:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:44Let me put on my businessman hat first, which I also

01:48got at the flea market.

01:49Now, let us enter into this here negotiation.

01:56OK, Yosemite Sam, how much did you pay for it?

01:59Well, Baldy Bean, it's not about how much I pay for it.

02:02It's about how much you are willing to pay for it.

02:05You see, I'm a businessman.

02:08I got to make a profit, Q-Ball.

02:10You know what I'm saying?

02:11I got to earn what they call sweat.

02:14You know what I'm saying?

02:15You know what I'm saying?

02:16I got to earn what they call sweat equity.

02:19That's business talk.

02:20You don't know nothing about that.

02:22OK, I'll tell you what, little Nas X.

02:27I'll give you $20 to get you back to that old town road.

02:32Now, hold on, raisinet.

02:35If you don't give me $20, it's got

02:37to be worth at least $40.

02:38OK, Juan Valdez, I'll give you $40.

02:41If you don't give me $40, it's got

02:43to be worth at least $80.

02:46I say you drive a hard bargain there, Mr. Foghorn Acorn.

02:50I'm willing to give you $100 for it, partner.

02:54$100?

02:55Mm-hmm.

02:55Woo!

02:57$100 sold to the sucker in the cardigan.

02:59Oh, my oh my, today is a good day.

03:05I just made 10x on my money right now.

03:07That's because you're a good businessman.

03:08Why, thank you, Planet's Peanut.

03:10Thank you very much.

03:13Now, gentlemen, shake on it.

03:19I'm not going to shake your spitty hand, boy.

03:22Bird flu gone.

03:26All right, but deal's a deal, OK?

03:28All sales are final.

03:29No buyer's remorse, OK?

03:31Because there's a new shark in this shark tank,

03:33and his name is Doc Cuban.

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