South Indian Stand-Up Comedy

South Indian stand-up comics take aim at North India. #ChennaiExpress #NeverForget

Transcript

00:00How many South Indians are there? Can we have a cheer?

00:05North Indians?

00:08Did I ask you to shout?

00:09Okay, I'll have all the noodles and curd by myself.

00:31You people did a f*** all tribute to us called Chennai Express and Lungi Dance.

00:40The day I saw Chennai Express, I realized it has nothing to do with Chennai nor Express.

00:44North Indian people man, for them all the South Indians, South India is one state macha.

00:50Capital is Madras, all are Madrasis.

00:54They all speak Malayali.

00:57A lot of people tell me this, you know, they're just like, oh, you're so fair for a South Indian.

01:02And then I'm like, yeah, you know, we actually have a saying in the South,

01:05that a fair South Indian is harder to find than a smart North Indian.

01:10Two weeks ago, I met a Gujju guy, I told him, my name is Dilipan.

01:13Oh, Dilipan.

01:15I was like, dude, it's Dilipan.

01:18They say vada, we say vadai, because we only invented it.

01:22They say dosa, we say dosai, they say iskul, we say iskul, because there is no I in it.