Stand-Up Comic Roasts Arnab & Kangana

Brut India

“Not Sushant’s, Rhea broke Arnab’s heart.” Comedian Munawar Faruqui Comedy lets it rip on the obsessive media coverage after SSR’s death.

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00:00So, don't you think that Rhea didn't break Sushant's heart, she broke Arnab's heart?

00:09No, no, you must be thinking that how am I narrating this story without proof?

00:13I am not Republic TV.

00:17No one does drugs in Bollywood, okay?

00:20They force people to do it.

00:25I just remembered, there is a journalist.

00:33You guys will be like, Arnab is not a journalist.

00:39So, don't you think that Rhea didn't break Sushant's heart, she broke Arnab's heart?

00:48A team from Republic TV is standing outside Rhea's house.

00:53They are looking at Rhea in the camera.

00:55Rhea is watching Republic TV on TV.

00:59Republic TV is looking at Rhea.

01:07Rhea.

01:11Republic TV.

01:14Isn't this an inception of love?

01:17No, no, you must be thinking that how am I narrating this story without proof?

01:21I am not Republic TV.

01:28I am not saying anything without proof.

01:30So, all this is true news on channels.

01:33I only narrate fake news.

01:35Do you know what fake news is?

01:36That BJP is favoring Sushant to win the Bihar elections.

01:39It's just fake news.

01:45And in Bollywood, everyone is doing drugs.

01:52In Bollywood, no one does drugs.

01:55They force people to do drugs.

01:57Like this, son.

02:03Open your mouth, son.

02:05Look, he is regretting a lot.

02:09Breathe in.

02:12Breathe out.

02:14Ranveer, behave yourself.

02:20He is a kid.

02:21He is a kid.

02:22Forcing people to do drugs.

02:24And Kangana.

02:25Oh, f**k.

02:29What should I say?

02:30I always have this f**king problem.

02:33And on top of that, one more thing has come into my life.

02:36When there was an outrage against me, everyone used to say, send him to Pakistan.

02:41Everyone used to say, send him to Pakistan.

02:43After the lockdown, I went to Junagadh.

02:45So Imran Khan put it on the map that Junagadh is in Pakistan.

02:52I came to Mumbai, Kangana said Mumbai is in Pakistan.

02:54F**k, what kind of conference is this?

03:02What kind of IT cell is keeping an eye on me?

03:04He said, he is not going to Pakistan.

03:05Listen, wherever he goes, he makes it Pakistan.

03:13F**k.

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