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لاہوریوں پر ڈاکٹر محمد یونس بٹ کی تحریر
لاہوریوں پر ڈاکٹر محمد یونس بٹ کی تحریر
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00:00There are three types of Punjabis, one is Sikh, second is non-Sikh and third one is Lahori.
00:06Lahori are historically very much alive in the village.
00:10If any attacker would attack Lahore,
00:13then he would be worried to see the Lahoris,
00:16that I have captured it, they are celebrating.
00:22Karachi is a city that never sleeps.
00:25And Lahore is a city that never wakes up.
00:31Karachi people are not as scared of Lahori girls as Lahori girls are scared of Urdu.
00:37Lahoris are also not as scared of Karachi girls as they are scared of their health.
00:42They are always worried that the girl might get a fracture in the expression of love.
00:47If Karachi people buy a 5 kg watermelon,
00:50then they call home and say,
00:52open the big gate, I am bringing the watermelon.
00:55And if a Lahori comes home with a 5 kg watermelon,
00:58then the family says,
01:00he has brought a sheep.
01:03The easiest way to learn the language of a place is to marry a girl from that place.
01:08By the way, Punjabi is a language that does not come from one marriage.
01:12You have to make two or three attempts.
01:14They say, every successful man has a woman behind him.
01:18But Lahoris say,
01:20every successful man has a woman behind him.
01:23There was a time in Sikhism,
01:25when Lahore became so dirty that if you could see a clean man,
01:30you would immediately know that he is a newcomer to the city.
01:37Today, Lahorians can proudly say that there are the fewest donkeys in Lahore.
01:41Zaida has been eaten by those,
01:43who have sent the rest to Islamabad.
01:46Lahorians do not even have a new disease of Corona.
01:48They say, headache, body aches, breathing problems,
01:51high temperature, living, medicine.
01:53If there are such symptoms now, then it is called Corona.
01:58Earlier, in which these symptoms used to be,
02:00it was called married.
02:04Lahorians catch the disease immediately.
02:07Do you understand?
02:08Do you understand?
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02:47So he started saying,
02:49So you tell me, what should I hang?
02:52Lahori doesn't stay quiet.
02:54Aslamabad doesn't speak either.
02:56And no one listens to Karachi people.
02:58Aslamabad is that city,
03:00whose residences are also of rent.
03:02Earlier, there were doors all around Lahore.
03:06Now, Lahore is all around these doors.
03:09Lahori didn't change.
03:10Lahori has also changed.
03:12A few days ago, I asked a Lahori friend,
03:14Are you living in Lahore today?
03:16He said, No, no.
03:18These days, I am living in DHA.