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00:00This is Shawn Mendes, magician Mendes at George of the Jungle.
00:03Come on in!
00:06Where?
00:09You got the wrong cue, Teddy.
00:10You should've just ad-libbed it.
00:13Where is it?
00:17That's why I sent you away.
00:19Where is it?
00:20I told you.
00:20There's an owner.
00:21The owner.
00:22Yes.
00:23Teddy, there's an owner.
00:24There's an owner.
00:24Yes.
00:25But let's be surprised first.
00:26Ha!
00:28Ha!
00:30He's reading.
00:32Yes.
00:34He's been reading for a while.
00:35Yes.
00:35Why?
00:36Ha-nap!
00:37Ha-nap!
00:38Ha-nap!
00:39Ha-nap!
00:40Because there are no more stories,
00:42and while everyone is disappearing,
00:44suddenly,
00:45the two of them will meet.
00:48Ha!
00:52I really don't know how to do this.
00:54It's over.
00:55It's over, Teddy.
01:00Good job!
01:01Okay!
01:03Baasha!
01:04I know now.
01:05That's why I sent you two away.
01:07Ha!
01:08Because you're not a couple,
01:10and I haven't done Zumba with you yet.
01:12And the whole body is still the same.
01:14Ha!
01:15The whole body.
01:16And you're going to get married soon.
01:18You look like a bandit.
01:19Ha!
01:22I was so happy with myself earlier.
01:24White and brown.
01:26But you!
01:27Yes?
01:28Zoom!
01:30I would have been promoted then,
01:31but you destroyed me with Merlin.
01:33You made me spread the banana waste
01:37in our pantry.
01:38You're just a part of this
01:40because I can't get rid of Zoom alone.
01:43Everyone will be surprised!
01:45Ha!
01:46Freeze!
01:47Freeze!
01:49Freeze!
01:50Ah!
01:51Why is the story so confusing?
01:53What will happen next?
01:56Is Alias TV still here tomorrow?
01:59Or will the reader change?
02:02Will Saringking King use his appear-disappear power tomorrow
02:07here on
02:08My Love Will Make You Appear-Disappear
02:11One-half, one-fourth, one-fourth, one-half
02:13here on Cinematoke!
02:15Hey!
02:16This is a story
02:17that I will choose
02:19My Love Will Make You Disappear Now Showing!
02:23Yesterday,
02:24hundreds of thousands of songs
02:27were spoiled
02:29by the so-called
02:31All-Star Grand Respawn 2025.
02:37Everything
02:39will disappear
02:43Next song!
02:44I want to make
02:46Mr. Simplicity
02:48Mr. Puso
02:49It was a very good performance
02:51It's like you're playing me
02:54Hey!
02:58It's like I'm watching a gig
03:00You're such a pro
03:01You make every song you sing your own
03:04Very good!
03:05I'm happy for you!
03:07That was such a beautiful piece
03:09I felt that you did very well
03:11The one who will receive
03:13one point for his performance
03:15is H. Abando
03:17of Pangkat Alam!
03:20In the battle of a fierce battle
03:22the undefeated
03:24here on
03:25My Love Will Make You Appear
03:27All-Star Grand Respawn 2025
03:35Live from the Showtime Studio
03:38Hussay will once again
03:40be spoiled
03:41by the sounds
03:42that fill your ears
03:43and no matter what challenges
03:45you face, you won't back down
03:46This is the special edition
03:48of the so-called
03:50All-Star Grand Respawn 2025
03:57Even the people of Lalamunan
03:59are exhausted
04:01So join your friends
04:03here on
04:05the so-called
04:06All-Star Grand Respawn 2025
04:09Who will be the finalists
04:11of the winner
04:13this afternoon?
04:15The battle will continue
04:17until they reach
04:19their dream
04:20They are
04:21Pangkat Alam!
04:25Their powerful voices
04:27will lead them
04:29to victory
04:30They are
04:31Pangkat Akimat!
04:35There is no fear
04:37and they are ready to go
04:38for the championship
04:40They are
04:41Pangkat Alon!
04:47For now,
04:48the winners are
04:49Pangkat Alon and Ala
04:50Will you chase
04:51Pangkat Akimat?
04:52Just like the previous battles
04:54the Grand Resbackers
04:56will still face off
04:57from each group
04:59And after two weeks
05:01the team with the lowest points
05:03will be crowned
05:04While the two remaining teams
05:06will continue the competition
05:08The Grand Resbacker
05:09with the highest grade
05:11will get 1 point
05:13for each battle
05:15So avoid the danger
05:16so that the watcher
05:17will not be confused
05:18That is our full-fledged
05:19motorist star
05:20that is
05:21Ion Man!
05:29Oh
05:30Mother said something
05:32I saw it
05:33What did she say?
05:34That is what we were waiting for
05:35her reaction
05:36Her reaction
05:37when she felt
05:38the vibration at the bottom
05:40Mother said
05:41when she lifted Ion
05:43Oh
05:46Then
05:47when she lifted him
05:48Oh
05:49Oh
05:51What did she say?
05:52What is that?
05:55That is different
05:57Are you okay there?
05:59Are you okay, Ion?
06:00I was just sending a message
06:01The vibration didn't reach
06:02from the head
06:03It was just a heart
06:04Are you okay there?
06:06She said it was okay
06:07She said it was one more
06:09Oh
06:12She doesn't want to show her reaction
06:14Yes
06:15But the two at the end
06:16said
06:17What did they say?
06:18Why is it that
06:19it only reached them
06:20but not the end
06:21It didn't reach
06:22Yes
06:23There was no reaction
06:24especially the one wearing pink
06:26Is that real or a painting?
06:27That is a person
06:29We've been watching them for a while
06:31They told us
06:34Oh
06:35Move
06:36I thought it was a painting
06:37I was counting you
06:38if you were the last supper
06:41The other one
06:42had to stand up
06:43with coins
06:46It was so fun
06:47to see the mother wearing pink
06:48Yes
06:49It was like Mona Lisa's Bargadon
06:50Full of emotions
06:53It's hard to come home
06:54when there's a fire
06:55Why?
06:56She said
06:57It's a fire
06:59Is it an emergency?
07:01It's a fire
07:02It's a camera
07:03It's a camera
07:04Nonchalant
07:05Nonchalant
07:06Enjoy there
07:07and now
07:08you'll see
07:09on your TV screens
07:10the basis
07:11of the best
07:12hihiranging
07:13Karil is now
07:14a commercial
07:15Yes
07:16Intrusion
07:17Thank you
07:18I'll pay for this
07:19I have
07:20You have an additional
07:21I have a song
07:22later
07:23on Wishlist
07:24I'll sing the song
07:25that made us famous
07:26MT
07:27Live performance
07:28You're beautiful
07:29You're extra pretty
07:30Thank you
07:31I thought she had an additional
07:32No
07:33It's called
07:34Avonado
07:36Avonado?
07:37Yes, avocado flavor
07:38Avonado
07:40You two should be side by side
07:41Why?
07:44You two are stripes
07:45If I'm stripes
07:46I should stop myself
07:48You're stripes?
07:50That's the first
07:51So
07:52it should be three
07:53It should be three
07:54And my stripes
07:55should be like that
07:56I should not make it long
07:57Why did you make it like that?
07:58Because my bra
07:59should be like that
08:02The winner of Sagupan
08:03today
08:04will receive
08:0520,000 pesos
08:06And the winner of
08:07All-Star Grand Resmack
08:082025 Champion
08:09will receive
08:101,000,000 pesos
08:11in cash
08:121,000,000 pesos
08:13That's why
08:14you should go
08:15to my Closet Sale
08:16Why?
08:17I don't want
08:18How about it?
08:19The amount
08:20that will be saved
08:21and will be sold
08:22by my Closet Sale
08:23will be added
08:24to our savings
08:25Wow
08:26Wow
08:27In your son's building
08:28They can look for it
08:29in Paldo
08:30In QC
08:31Yes
08:32Until now
08:33Ryan and I are still talking
08:34because I'm still accepting it
08:35There's a sale?
08:36There's a sale
08:37Businessmen
08:38It's pitiful
08:39because the proceeds
08:40for the
08:41for the
08:42for the
08:43for the
08:44for the
08:45for the
08:46for the
08:47for the
08:48for the
08:49for the
08:50for the
08:51for the
08:52for the
08:53for the
08:54for the
08:55for the
08:56for the
08:57for the
08:58for the
08:59for the
09:00for the
09:01for the
09:02for the
09:03for the
09:04for the
09:05for the
09:06for the
09:07for the
09:08for the
09:09for the
09:10for the
09:11for the
09:12for the
09:13for the
09:14for the
09:15for the
09:16for the
09:17for the
09:18for the
09:19for the
09:20for the
09:21for the
09:22for the
09:23for the
09:24for the
09:25for the
09:26If you have it or not, it's his joke now.
09:28Let's do it again.
09:30If you don't have it, we'll give it to you.
09:32If you have it, we'll give it to you.
09:34500.
09:36Okay, it's joke time.
09:40What part of the body
09:42She's going to clap right away.
09:44She's going to clap right away.
09:46She doesn't want to give 500.
09:48Okay, let's all listen.
09:50Yes.
09:52What part of the body
09:54She's going to put money?
09:56What part of the body
09:58She's going to put money?
10:00What?
10:02Her dick.
10:06She's going to clap right away.
10:08She doesn't want to give 500.
10:10Why her dick?
10:12I don't have it.
10:14Wait a minute.
10:16Is there a punchline for that?
10:18I don't have it.
10:20Why are you clapping?
10:22I don't have it.
10:24There's no punchline.
10:26What part of the body
10:28She's going to put money?
10:30Her dick.
10:32She's going to clap right away.
10:36You don't know.
10:40How about your heel and your heel?
10:42What did you do?
10:44The gong went off.
10:46The gong went off.
10:48I was clapping like this.
10:52She's going to pay.
10:54Give her 480.
10:56She's clapping for 20.
10:58Are you okay with that?
11:00She's still moving.
11:02She's still moving.
11:04You're constipated.
11:06Her reaction was
11:08We're so ashamed of you.
11:10Clap, brother.
11:12Clap.
11:14Yes.
11:16We're ashamed.
11:18When was the last time you experienced a birthday?
11:20Kuya really said that.
11:26If I'm with her at home,
11:28I'm going to put fireworks under her bed.
11:30Do you have one more?
11:32You need to turn the camera.
11:34Okay.
11:36Why can't
11:38pirates finish their alphabet?
11:40Why can't pirates
11:42finish their alphabet?
11:46Why?
11:48Because they always...
11:50There's no more.
11:52He doesn't want to clap.
11:54Because they always
11:56get lost in the sea.
12:02There are pirates
12:04who clap, but they don't
12:06get 500.
12:08Miss Paps, it's just 500.
12:10Miss Paps, it's just for coffee.
12:12Mr. Louie, you're clapping too much.
12:14Why is it a ding-dong?
12:16He loves you.
12:20Share your blessings.
12:24Share your blessings.
12:30Share your blessings.
12:36Why?
12:38I'm wearing a gown.
12:40I'm wearing lipstick.
12:42I'm wearing a gown.
12:44I'm wearing makeup.
12:50Thank you so much for the joke.
12:52Thank you to all of you.
12:54Impressed.
12:56They should be impressed.
12:58Our dear jurados.
13:00The best.
13:02Starting off with the concert queen,
13:04Miss Paps Fernandez.
13:06Original prince of Pinoy pop,
13:08Ding Dong Awansado.
13:10And our jurado,
13:12the best of the best,
13:14Sir Louie Ocampo.
13:20Come on, let's welcome
13:22our guests today.
13:24First up is...
13:36Aguimat!
13:38Aguimat!
13:40From Aguimat,
13:42Vensor will lead.
13:44Vensor is handsome.
13:54The representative
13:56of Aguimat is...
14:00Marco!
14:02Marco!
14:10As a cry for help.
14:16Marco!
14:18Meme!
14:20Meme!
14:32No pressure.
14:38No pressure.
14:46Good luck to you, Marco.
14:48Next up
14:50is...
14:56Alab!
14:58Alab!
15:00From Alab,
15:02H will lead.
15:04He won a golden medal yesterday
15:06in exchange for his golden bracelet.
15:08Aw!
15:16Judy Lu!
15:18Judy Lu!
15:20With a red hair.
15:22Judy Lu's outfit is ready
15:24for today's schedule.
15:26I'm ready.
15:28Very good.
15:30There's only one group left.
15:32That means the last one to leave
15:34is the third one.
15:36The third one to leave is...
15:38Maricam!
15:40Maricam's hair is beautiful.
15:42Yes.
15:46Her hair is beautiful.
15:52Who would like to perform for your group?
15:54Who would like to leave?
15:58Mackie?
16:00Mackie?
16:02But Vensor volunteered.
16:04You will be the one to sing.
16:08I.E.G.
16:12You got a minus.
16:14Yes.
16:16We got a minus.
16:18I believe it's gonna be
16:20a Bukbukan portion again.
16:24Marco Rucho versus
16:26Judy Lu versus I.E.G.
16:28The first grand dress backer
16:30is ready and ready to go.
16:32The first grand dress backer
16:34is ready and ready to go.
16:40All the elements
16:42that you can see
16:44for a very effective
16:46performer is in you.
16:58I'm so happy because
17:00I won the first round.
17:02We tied.
17:04We talked about
17:06getting the win.
17:08Consider me because I'm a gamer.
17:10I really want to enter the round.
17:20To me,
17:22you're so good.
17:24It's so hard.
17:26It's so embarrassing.
17:28I became a way
17:30to save our team.
17:32It's so hard.
17:38My name is already marked
17:40in the title.
17:42So I'm going to ally again
17:44with my team,
17:46my family,
17:48and the Madlang people.
17:56Marco Rudio from Pancatagiman.
17:58Marco!
18:00Wow!
18:04Marco!
18:08Wow!
18:10Marco!
18:12Wow!
18:18Marco!
18:20I want to tell you something.
18:22What?
18:24Can you do it?
18:28Can you do it?
18:30I can.
18:32Can you do it?
18:34Not now.
18:40You know what?
18:42I was scared when you were jumping.
18:44Who made us do this?
18:46We were thinking of you.
18:48Why?
18:50Because you said,
18:52you want to put weight on the bottom.
18:54Really?
18:56It's not embarrassing.
18:58What did you put?
19:00What did you put?
19:02Double adhesive.
19:04And rice.
19:06Yes.
19:08It's to make you feel heavy.
19:12It's different.
19:14We put something heavy.
19:16Do you want to see who's underneath?
19:18Heavy?
19:20Mostly political.
19:22Just kidding.
19:28Well, anyway.
19:30Let's talk about
19:32what happened last Saturday.
19:34Last Saturday.
19:36Right?
19:38When the two of you
19:40had to perform,
19:42you performed for your group.
19:44Who decided
19:46that you will perform?
19:48Did you volunteer?
19:50I told them.
19:52At the GEC,
19:54I told them,
19:56if ever we tie,
19:58I told them
20:00to still consider me.
20:02Because,
20:04if ever we win
20:06the first round,
20:08my adrenaline is still there.
20:10My momentum is still there.
20:12So, still consider me.
20:14I really want to
20:16win the first round.
20:18Aside from you, is there another option?
20:20Ate Rachel.
20:22She won.
20:24She won the medal, right?
20:26Yes.
20:28Who do you think
20:30doesn't want you to sing?
20:32Who is that?
20:34If your group voted,
20:36who do you think won't vote for you?
20:38Who?
20:40Just give them both.
20:42We'll put Lalit.
20:44Just give them both.
20:46Just give them both.
20:48What about you, Rachel?
20:50In your opinion,
20:52who do you think performed better?
20:54Ate Rachel is a game to me.
20:56But, if ever
20:58you change your mind,
21:00I'm also a game to you.
21:02So, who do you think?
21:04The two of them.
21:06That's our way to ruin
21:08our group.
21:10That's right.
21:12That's our way to ruin our group.
21:14That's right.
21:16We'll ruin their group.
21:18Don't worry.
21:20Maki, your face is making me laugh.
21:24I said,
21:26we'll ruin their group.
21:28You have a face.
21:32I was confused
21:34if that was a thumbs up or a commercial.
21:38Maki.
21:40You have a face.
21:42You're not saying you want to be a guest of your dad.
21:46This is for my dad.
21:48You're dressed up again.
21:50That's what you wore last summer.
21:52Anyway, who do you think?
21:54The two of them.
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