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Tuwang-tuwa ang Madlang People sa mga jokes ni Ion Perez.

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00:00Just a little bit.

00:02Just a little bit.

00:04You can do it. Maybe you'll have shoes.

00:06We'll be able to lift you up.

00:08You know what?

00:10To add to the prize.

00:12We forgot.

00:14Do you have a question?

00:16Fundraiser.

00:18It's like this.

00:20To get the money.

00:22If your joke is long,

00:24they'll clap.

00:26If it's short,

00:28we'll give you 500.

00:30That's a donation.

00:32We'll see in your reactions

00:34if your joke is long or short.

00:36Let's do it again.

00:38If it's short, they'll clap.

00:40If it's long, we'll give you 500.

00:42Is it clear?

00:44Okay. It's joke time.

00:48What part of the body?

00:50She clapped right away.

00:52She didn't want to give 500.

00:54She didn't want to give 500.

00:56Let's all listen.

01:00What part of the body

01:02can be used for money?

01:04What part of the body

01:06can be used for money?

01:08What is it?

01:10Tits.

01:22Wait.

01:24Is that it?

01:26There's no punchline yet.

01:28Why are you clapping?

01:32There's no punchline yet.

01:34What part of the body can be used for money?

01:36Tits. Why?

01:38Tits.

01:40I'm so lucky.

01:44That's it.

01:48How about your jump and clap?

01:50Wow.

01:52The gong vibrated.

01:54The gong vibrated.

01:56The gong vibrated.

01:58The gong vibrated.

02:00He's going to pay.

02:02Give him 480.

02:04Give him 2 claps.

02:06Is your neighbor okay?

02:08Is your neighbor okay?

02:10He's still moving.

02:12You're constipated.

02:14You're constipated.

02:16That's his reaction.

02:18That's his reaction.

02:20Happy?

02:22Yes!

02:24He's shy.

02:26When was the last time you experienced a birthday?

02:28He's shy.

02:30He's shy.

02:32He's shy.

02:34He's shy.

02:36He's shy.

02:38He's shy.

02:40He's shy.

02:42He's shy.

02:44He's shy.

02:46He's shy.

02:48Why can't pirates finish their alphabet?

02:50Why can't pirates finish their alphabet?

02:54Why?

02:56Because they always...

02:58There's nothing going on.

03:00He doesn't want to...

03:02Because they always go to the sea.

03:14I'm so lucky.

03:16Instead of going to others, we're all going to die.

03:19Are you going to answer what happened to us?

03:21I feel like I'm going to die.

03:22This is what it feels like to see him suffer.

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