GOTrump parody

Ok, that "Game of Trump" parody by Insiders ABC is killing us!

Transcript

00:00My friend, we have traveled very far. We have no food, no water. Once I see my people fed,

00:16I would be honored.

00:17No. We have a serious problem with radical Islam. We have a tremendous problem. And we

00:24can't be the stupid country anymore.

00:28Where I come from, guests are treated with respect, not insulted at the gates.

00:35Given the circumstances, my lord, I believe extreme measures are warranted.

00:41The people that are with me 100% are the people.

00:46What?

00:48The Pope. The Pope was in Mexico. Do you know that? Does everyone know? Right? He said negative

00:53things about me.

00:54Dreadful.

00:55The Pope is being told that Donald Trump is not a nice person. Donald Trump is a very

00:59nice person.

01:00If you do not let us in, all of us will die.

01:06I said temporarily. I didn't say permanently. I said temporarily.

01:09We have no border. We have no control. People are flooding across. We need to build a wall.

01:17And it has to be built quickly.

01:19The greatest builder is me. And I would build the greatest wall you have ever seen.

01:25And in that wall, we're going to have a beautiful, big, fat door where people can come into the

01:30country, but they have to come in legally.

01:36I don't think they like me very much.

01:41This country needs somebody that's a dealmaker.

01:43I'm giving you Commander Greggard.

01:45No deals. No deals. We don't make deals. Not with anybody. We don't make deals.

01:49You mistake me, my lord. I thought it was a commander.

01:53We need people that know what they're doing. We don't need babies.

01:57Are you refusing to obey my order?

01:59Yeah. By the way, I think you could say that, yeah.

02:03Olly, bring me my sword.

02:05They laugh at us. Our enemies laugh at us. But they say waterboarding and they chop off heads.

02:10They think we are so stupid. You have no idea.

02:13Much like my head. Don't want to see it removed just yet.

02:17I would bring back waterboarding. And I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.