Gen Z vs. Millennials

Brut America

Side parts, skinny jeans, and emojis...  Gen Z and Millennials battle it out on the internet.

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00:00Gen Z's trying to cancel Eminem?

00:02I can pry these skinny jeans out of my cold, dead, millennial hands.

00:07I don't even care what you think!

00:10I don't care about how that'll part!

00:13Screw you, Gen Z!

00:19There is constantly a competition between Gen Z and millennials.

00:22And Gen Z telling millennials that they need to stop wearing side parts and skinny jeans.

00:25Well, here's the thing, Gen Z.

00:27Millennials shouldn't be trying to dress like 14, 15, 16 year olds.

00:29And I hope that when you are 28, 29, 30, you're not trying to dress like 14, 16, 15, 16 year olds.

00:34You know what? No, you just keep your opinions to yourself because you're literally 6 years old!

00:38You're 12. You don't know nothing!

00:39You don't even know how to do anything!

00:41I don't even care about your opinion!

00:43I like skinny jeans.

00:45And my side part, I use this emoji.

00:47And I like the heart.

00:48So you think we're old.

00:49Well, I ain't having that.

00:50We give you Wi-Fi and we can take it back.

00:52Is this why I'm not getting carded anymore when I go to pick up beer?

00:57Why did no one tell me?

00:59Oh my gosh, that's like the equivalent of a Farrah Fawcett hairstyle for me.

01:05And you don't even know who Farrah Fawcett is, do you?

01:07I tried to fix it to look hot, but I've been parting my hair to the side for so long that this happens now.

01:15So I just watched a video about how millennials never got over their skinny jean phase.

01:19Yeah, I am not giving up my skinny jeans for the generation that ate Tide Pods.

01:2730 seconds, alright.

01:3029 more seconds till I die.

01:33Yeah, let me make something abundantly clear.

01:35Generation that ate Tide Pods.

01:37Generation that thought that Post Malone made Ozzy Osbourne famous.

01:41Generation that's calling yoga pants flared leggings.

01:44Yeah, they're not telling me what I should and shouldn't wear.

01:47I don't know.

01:56I wake in the morning, part my hair to the side, throw on my skinny jeans, shove my rolls inside.

02:03And I scream from the top of my lungs, screw you, Gen Z.

02:08Gen Z.

02:13Hey, I'm a different breed.

02:16I'm afraid your opinion don't matter here, cause one day you'll grow up and see how everyone went and forgot about Z.

02:21Don't call me.

02:23Don't come by my house.

02:25We're done.

02:28I heard that Gen Z's apparently cancelled the crying laugh emoji.

02:32Like, it's not cool.

02:33Like, only boomers use it.

02:35But if you didn't go through this phase, you don't get to f***ing choose.

02:39You don't get to choose which emoji is cool.

02:41You don't know.

02:42If you don't know what an emoticon is, you don't get to choose.

02:45If you didn't literally code your smiley faces in MSN, you actually have no say.

02:50Just wanted to come on here and consensually deliver a message.

02:54Anybody who uses the laughing emoji is super hot and intelligent and we should all give them a kiss and stop bullying them.

03:01No, film that again and sound like you actually mean it this time.

03:05To all the Gen Z out there, I love you guys.

03:08I literally stan.

03:09But, um, why did we cancel the laughing face emoji?

03:12Why?

03:14Can't we have that?

03:16Please.

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