Joe Biden is One Weird Dude

Love him or hate him, we can all agree that Joe Biden can be kind of a weirdo.

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00:00Dick, how are you pal?

00:02Thanks for swearing at me.

00:03I tell you what, easy to swear at you.

00:21I promise you, the president has a big stick.

00:26I promise you.

00:27Great honor working with you.

00:29You bet, you bet.

00:30God bless you.

00:32The only Irishman you're going to find that doesn't drink.

00:35I tell you what man, I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid.

00:38My name is Joe Biden and I love ice cream.

00:53Remember, no serious guys until you're 30.

00:56Just remember, no dates until you're 30.

00:58No dates until you're 30.

01:00Just remember, no dates until you're 30.

01:04Spread your legs, you're going to be frisked.

01:07Thank you, Terry.

01:09And thank you, Dr. Pepper.

01:12And thank you, Chancellor, or Dr. Paper.

01:14God rest her soul.

01:15And, um, although she's, wait, your mom's still, your mom's still alive as your dad passed.

01:21God bless her soul.

01:24I got to get this straight.

01:26My mother would say no purgatory if you just drink it.

01:29Keep the faith, mom.

01:30I will, thanks.

01:31Or as my grandmother would say, spread it.