Confessions of a Slacker | movie | 2007 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Twenty-five, drunk, two-timed, worn out, and dumped, Jack is having a mid life crisis of sorts. Working at a gas station | dG1fbDQxV1A4d0hPZVk

Transcript

00:00You know what is funny?

00:04Every story that I have about you is the same.

00:06Do you remember the time you got drunk and...

00:10Jack, I'm leaving you.

00:14You can have the rest of that pizza that's in the fridge.

00:17I no longer believe in love?

00:19Yeah, what everybody?

00:20Well, yeah.

00:21In one couple we know of where one hasn't cheated on the other.

00:23That's not fair, man.

00:24Are you sure you shouldn't be in a hospital?

00:25I'm fine, dude.

00:26I had it.

00:27Well, that's great.

00:28I wanted to be the first to tell you.

00:30Taylor and Carl, dude.

00:31They're living together now.

00:32Carl!

00:33Oh my God, you asshole!

00:37You know, did you ever think you might have a drinking problem?

00:39I didn't drink as much as I did in high school.

00:41Do you remember how much you drank in high school?

00:45No.

00:58I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a drunk.

01:01He was cute in high school, but he's pathetic now.