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00:00Hello love, today we are visiting the toilet, like any other day, but this trip to the restroom

00:06will be different. We are going to meet Jean-Luc Pissoir. Jean will happily spit bars at whoever

00:13will listen, but he only respects those who can keep up with his verbal wit. Most of the

00:19other datables have never heard him speak like a regular person, probably smells a bit.

00:30There's a strange rapper standing in your bathroom where the toilet usually is.

00:36He's dressed in white and gold, but where his outfit is clean, the look he gives you is downright

00:42dirty. While you might be curious about this toilet man, it seems more than clear that

00:49curiosity doesn't go both ways.

01:03The toilet man springs into action, raising his hands to his mouth as he begins to beatbox.

01:19You black piece of pipe, he'll be ending your life when he slams your head into the bowl.

01:26Oh, on a toilet roll, Jean-Luc Pissoir, out of control.

01:31Over, under, never, blunder, spitting more words than an ancient scroll.

01:35Do not say dope to Lil' Crapper. Dope is what the junkies hide in these cisterns of innocent

01:41toilets like Jean-Luc. Jean-Luc sings all about this in Lil' Crapper's latest album,

01:47The Teepee Hippie. Anyway, you know Lil' Crapper, you love him, everybody does.

02:05You come to here as pizza, or maybe you ate the pizza. You come to take a seat so you can

02:18deposit the food you eat. Don't know me? Don't know me? These human things as they own me,

02:31there's always one thing on my mind, and always one thing only.

02:37I'm a rapper, the best you've seen, a shining dream, and porcelain.

02:43He's like a bidet on his fittings, a truce, going down quicker than gin and

02:47their mousse. They call him a party mouse, letting the naughty out,

02:49but that's a way to impute to the youth.

02:51Man, you ain't the youth. Get out of here. Lil' Crapper can't hang with posels, you know.

03:05If you are a posel, you get out of Lil' Crapper's face.

03:09Uh, maybe? Show me what you got. Show me. Show me Lil' Crapper is not alone on this stage of tile

03:21and stone. Not just rap, you need to show him that you can crap.

03:29Crap, crapping, short for cool rapping. Lil' Crapper is always crapping. Now it's your turn.

03:49Dating? Jean-Lu is an expert on dating. He has gone on many dates, so many.

03:58And I do not ask anyone else in the house to verify this. Jean-Lu knows the key to dating

04:04is to wow the other party. The ladies, gentlemen, and those between will be hanging of your arm

04:10in a limousine, provided you can clean it, you can cut the wall, but without rapping,

04:15you will not be dating at all.

04:16We? Not from Lil' Crapper.

04:33Lil' Crapper is not a teacher, he is a test.

04:39You study on your own time. You cannot keep up, you feel?

04:43But if you can match his rapping skill, then you will be able to woo anybody.

04:51If you have the skills to woo Lil' Crapper, then any partner will be within your reach.

04:56In fact, if you can match Lil' Crapper in a crap battle, then he will fall in love with you.

05:02Enough! Lil' Crapper can sense you are unable to hold back your passion for crap any longer.

05:10So, what do you think? Do you have what it takes to face Jean-Lu?

05:20You are wrong!

05:25Jean-Lu knows you, you are the key to dating.

05:28Jean-Lu knows you, you are the chateaune, the kissless loser.

05:36You have enthusiasm for rap, Lil' Crapper sees this, but enthusiasm alone, she is not enough.

05:43The rapping, she comes from the heart, the deepest part of the system.

05:48Like that little rubber bit that comes undone sometimes and the water keeps running forever.

05:54You know the bit.

05:55You need to experience life before you can spit it out in alternating phonemes

06:00adhering to some sort of rhyme structure.

06:03As you are, you have no chance to defeat Jean-Lu, let alone match his rapier wit.

06:09You want to clash talons with this two-gallon stallion?

06:13Go! Live a life worth rapping about!

06:17Return to Lil' Crapper when you are ready.

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