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  • 3/20/2025
Three stoner hedgehogs rediscover their sexuality while saving the world from Battle Royale developers that want to use | dG1fN2plTXA3cWRTMlU
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00:00Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
00:09This isn't really a tilted or a tower.
00:12Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
00:20I'd like to be in the friendzone. I'd like friends.
00:23It's not as pleasant as you'd think.
00:26They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item.
00:30Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women.
00:34But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
00:37Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me.
00:41That just makes you a beta cuck.
00:44That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog.
00:49I'm a alpha gamer.
00:57Anyway, where are we dropping, boys?

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