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00:00I'll give you 1,000,000 yen for a successful karaoke.
00:03Next week, on the 25th, a 60-minute special.
00:09Westland Eguchi.
00:10Karaoke failed on purpose.
00:12A radio prank.
00:14What kind of prank is this?
00:16It's not a prank.
00:17Shut up!
00:18How can you say that?
00:20Tonight, the best selection of pranks.
00:32First, Seiya Shimoguri.
00:34What kind of prank is this?
00:40Shimoguri Myoujo.
00:42Shut up!
00:44Shut up!
00:46Seiya.
00:48What is it?
00:50What is it?
00:52SM Club.
00:53This is from the information provider, Double Art, Shinbei.
01:01Recently, Seiya moved to Tokyo.
01:04His new house is 15 minutes away from the station.
01:084-story living room, 4-story bedroom, 1-story hallway.
01:13His rent is 170,000 yen.
01:16It's huge.
01:174-story, 4-story.
01:18It was 4-story, 4-story.
01:19I got a blueprint.
01:22It said 9-story to relax.
01:25When I lived there, the hallway was very long.
01:30The hallway was almost 9-story.
01:33What?
01:35What is this hallway?
01:37You didn't find it yourself, did you?
01:40No, I didn't.
01:42Shinbei!
01:44You didn't find it yourself, did you?
01:46You said it yourself.
01:48That's good.
01:50Apparently, he left his property to a woman he knew.
01:57But the woman wants his key.
02:03Wait, wait, wait.
02:05She's a woman.
02:07You're crossing the line.
02:09You're crossing the line.
02:10You're crossing the line.
02:13Shinbei said that.
02:14You can't talk like that!
02:16He doesn't know the level of the TV show.
02:20Shinbei!
02:22There's a woman he's drinking with.
02:25She's good at looking for a house.
02:28So I told him I'd help him.
02:30But he was really busy.
02:32So I asked him to help me.
02:35But he was really busy.
02:37So I asked him to help me.
02:39So I asked him to help me.
02:40He said his address.
02:42He said his address.
02:44No, he didn't.
02:45I'm sorry.
02:47He's crossing the line.
02:50He's crossing the line.
02:52He should've taken a break.
02:54So I ended up helping him to a house near his workplace.
02:59I was surprised.
03:01So he helped you.
03:03So he helped you to a house near his workplace.
03:05So he helped you to a house near his workplace.
03:07Do you like her?
03:08I broke up with her a month ago.
03:11With this girl?
03:12No, with a different girl.
03:13Everyone is crazy!
03:15Wait a minute.
03:17This is an outrage!
03:19Everyone is crazy!
03:21This is an episode outrage!
03:23Everyone is crazy!
03:25Everyone is crazy!
03:27This is a TV show.
03:29Do you like her?
03:31I think I like her.
03:33So you'll give her your key?
03:36I already gave you my key.
03:40I can't accept this!
03:42I can't accept this!
03:44I'm going to be angry with you two!
03:47Why are you so mean to him?
03:49So you like her and you're giving her your key.
03:53So you like her and you're giving her your key.
03:55Why are you so mean to him?
03:57So many people will appear in this episode.
04:00So many people will appear in this episode.
04:01I went to her house but she left.
04:04Oh, I didn't get the key.
04:08No, you didn't.
04:09Please forgive the third child.
04:11The third child?
04:12What are you talking about?
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14What are you talking about?
04:15Stop him.
04:16What are you talking about?
04:18A girl is angry at a stranger.
04:21I'm going to apologize.
04:23Absolutely.
04:24I promise.
04:25All of you.
04:26All of you.
04:27All of you.
04:28All of you.
04:29All of you.
04:30All of you.
04:31All of you.
04:32Absolutely.
04:33I promise.
04:34Next, Oshizu Okubo's sad love story.
04:40When I had a big break-up, I went to Ogiahagi's location without permission on a day off because it was painful to be alone.
05:00That's harsh.
05:03Did you have a big break-up before that?
05:05No, I don't want to talk about it.
05:08I finally realized it.
05:11Did you realize it for the first time?
05:13I don't know if it was a break-up or if I was alone.
05:21I don't know.
05:22But I wanted to make it clear, so I kept my distance.
05:27I happened to drink with a stylist that night.
05:30Ogiahagi and my stylist had a common interest.
05:34I told her that I had a day off tomorrow and I couldn't go alone.
05:37She said, I'll go with you because you're shooting at the foot of Mt. Fuji.
05:42So I went there.
05:43You went there a lot.
05:44I went there a lot.
05:45You went there a lot.
05:46I went there a lot.
05:47I went there a lot.
05:48I thought you were a strong woman who overcame a break-up with your own strength.
05:53I can't do that if I'm over 40.
05:55I can't do that if I'm over 40.
05:56I want to know the specific reason.
05:58For example, did you go on a date?
06:00Did you have something more than a date?
06:02Did you try to close the relationship?
06:04Or was it before it started?
06:06Roughly speaking, it was like a dead end.
06:10A dead end?
06:11What's a dead end?
06:12What's a dead end?
06:13What's a dead end?
06:14A dead end?
06:15It's a dead end.
06:16It's a dead end.
06:17It's a dead end.
06:18It's a dead end.
06:19It's a dead end.
06:21I've been there a few times, and I thought I was dating.
06:26You've been there a few times.
06:27I've been there a few times.
06:28I've been there a few times.
06:29Did you know about this?
06:31I didn't hear it directly, but I heard it from a distance.
06:35But thanks to that, I lost a lot of weight and became a little prettier.
06:39That's why you lost weight.
06:41It's all thanks to the straightening diet.
06:43Straightening diet.
06:44Straightening diet.
06:45Straightening diet.
06:46There is no such thing as a straight diet.
06:50Oasis, Mr. Okubo.
06:52Three years later, he fell into a deep sleep.
06:55Information provider, Tanpopo, from Kawamura.
06:58He never talks.
07:00I went to drink with the 70-year-old president who likes Mr. Okubo in Akasaka.
07:06That's great.
07:08I thought there was no old man, but I think it's possible to spend the rest of your life traveling around the world with an old man.
07:18Old man?
07:19Is that so?
07:20That's right.
07:21It's hard to say, but I heard it from the president of a decent company.
07:26That's great.
07:27He said he liked Mr. Okubo, so his son set it up for me.
07:32When we went to eat together in Akasaka, he was a beautiful old man.
07:39Beautiful old man.
07:40Beautiful old man.
07:41It happens.
07:42You have a bad mouth.
07:44Mr. Okubo is popular among old men.
07:48He's a pineapple king of Ishigaki Island.
07:51That's great.
07:52That's amazing.
07:53That's right.
07:54That's cool.
07:55He's a pineapple king of Ishigaki Island.
07:58Pineapple king.
07:59Pineapple king.
08:00He's popular, isn't he?
08:01He's popular.
08:02Next, Haruna Harisenbo's unexpected private life.
08:07Information provided by Tokumei Kibou.
08:10Tokumei Kibou.
08:11Tokumei Kibou.
08:13It means it's not good to laugh.
08:18It's completely different from the atmosphere of men.
08:21Here it is.
08:22Until now, I hardly drank alcohol, but Haruna has recently learned to drink and drinks well.
08:30Yes, yes, yes.
08:32Moreover, I was surprised that I drank until morning and drank a lot of tequila.
08:38Furthermore, when I said that I might have a one-night love, I was a little surprised.
08:45No, no.
08:47Oh, my.
08:48No.
08:49It's Osaka.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52Your nose is getting bigger.
08:54But is it true that you've learned to drink?
08:56It's true that I've learned to drink in the last six months.
08:59And I can drink about 10 cups of tequila.
09:02You can drink that much?
09:03That's strong.
09:04That's really strong.
09:05I drink at a tequila shop.
09:08You can hear the BGM of the shop, right?
09:11Yes.
09:12And when I drink 10 cups of tequila, my body gets excited.
09:17It gets excited.
09:18And I dance.
09:20So I drink tequila.
09:21You dance?
09:22I dance.
09:23You dance?
09:24I drink tequila.
09:25Is that so?
09:26I drink tequila.
09:27I drink tequila.
09:28Wait a minute.
09:29How do you feel?
09:30How do I feel?
09:31I think music is playing.
09:32I think music is playing.
09:33You drink tequila, right?
09:34I drink tequila.
09:35And the show starts.
09:37And the show starts.
09:38And then...
09:45The show starts.
09:47The show has been playing for a while.
09:48I think it's a bit of an energy.
09:50Shut up!
09:52Then you shouldn't have started the show.
09:54I should have started the show.
09:55You should have started the show right now.
09:59Is this right?
10:00Is this right?
10:01Is this right?
10:02Kishu's Rocker is a 60-minute cut-and-dry special.
10:04The entrance to a restaurant is a karaoke challenge.
10:06It's a fake failure prank.
10:08It's really hard.
10:10Even though it's a prank, it's super hard.
10:12The sound of the drone...
10:14Next is the veteran MC, Futo Goto.
10:18What is the embarrassing story of the Dokushin era?
10:21I got it from Moody.
10:23Recently, I was so happy when I appeared in Otameshika's Kaerema-Ten.
10:30When I was drinking with the girls at the karaoke, I said I'd do Kaerema-Ten.
10:34I asked the clerk for the top 10 of the food menu.
10:37I started Kaerema-Ten with a girl who wasn't in the mood at all.
10:41Goto was more excited than anyone else about the girl he was dating.
10:46When the girl answered,
10:50I'll save it and save it.
10:52I'll take out the final answer and the final line of a different show.
10:56To the girls who were about to leave in amazement,
10:59I said, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:03I was nervous.
11:07I used to gather girls in a karaoke box and make a fuss.
11:13What are you talking about?
11:15I'll do Teru-chan Goten.
11:17I'll do Teru-chan Goten in front of the girls.
11:19I'm not saying I'll do Teru-chan Goten.
11:21I just got to talk like that.
11:23I'm just saying that.
11:25Yeah.
11:27That's not the end of it.
11:29What is Teru-chan Goten?
11:31It's not a common thing.
11:33But it's easy to tell if a girl is in the mood or not.
11:37It's easy to tell.
11:39She said, I'm looking at you, so let's do it.
11:43At first, I said yes, but she was looking down.
11:45Stop it.
11:49I can't stop it.
11:52I can't stop it.
12:02I often play the jazz version of Oyoge Taiyaki-kun in the dressing room.
12:08I want to hear it.
12:10I want to hear it.
12:12I want to hear it.
12:14I want to hear it.
12:16I want to hear it.
12:18I want to hear it.
12:20I want to hear the jazz version first.
12:22He's good at playing the guitar.
12:24Wait a minute.
12:26Can I play this?
12:34What is this?
12:38I'm going to sing this.
12:41Every day
12:43Every day
12:45We are
12:47at the top of the iron plate
12:49We are jazz
13:01The first time
13:03to swim
13:05under the sea
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