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00:01Do you shop here often?

00:04I do.

00:05Target's cheaper.

00:06Don't harass my customers.

00:08This is my buddy Jerry.

00:09How's the dating going?

00:10Oh, God, I hate it.

00:12I should have stayed married.

00:14Oh, my God.

00:15In your dreams.

00:16Okay, give me one good reason why she wouldn't go out with you.

00:19You're 5'4".

00:20She's beautiful.

00:21She's famous.

00:22Okay, I said one.

00:23I hate this.

00:25Of course you hate it.

00:26You're supposed to hate it.

00:27Come on, fill it out.

00:28There are predators out there.

00:29They call them catfish.

00:30Am I coming in?

00:31Uh, I don't think so.

00:35Dark chocolate is really high on antioxidants.

00:38It's also an aphrodisiac.

00:41Not necessarily.

00:42Can we have a box for the swordfish?

00:45Where's your helper today?

00:46Oh, Jerry.

00:47He doesn't work here.

00:48Oh, say hi.

00:49She said to say hi.

00:51To me.

00:52He carried a bag of bird seed for me.

00:54Guy doesn't carry a bag of bird seed for just anyone.

00:57How many voices do you do?

00:58Sixty-three.

00:59But, I'm going to save some for our next date.

01:02This is my mom and Jerry.

01:04My dad and his new wife, Madeline.

01:07Hello there.

01:08I didn't know that he and me married.

01:10You're two old, unemployed actors.

01:15I'm on hold.

01:16Can you do a date on Woody Allen?

01:18Can I do a date on Woody Allen?

01:20You know, for a man of my gender.

01:23Have you ever tried a whole day just being you?

01:27Once.

01:28Twenty-six minutes.

01:29I have to do it alone.

01:30Why?

01:31Is it cold in here?

01:33This is different.

01:35I love her.

01:36Have you been here all night?

01:38I was.

01:39You look awful.

01:41I lived by myself for ten years.

01:43That's ugly.

01:44I'm with you.

01:45I guess I just get scared.

01:47Try and be gentle with yourself.

01:50I guess you better stay, huh?

01:53Okay.

Our Almost Completely True Story | movie | 2021 | Official Trailer

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