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Lady Gaga openly performs a satanic ritual in an SNL skit, where a demonic entity named "Lamashtu" is summoned.  One person drinks its blood, signifying a chilling rebaptism by the so-called "mother of beasts."

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00:00We at Friendly's would like to say Happy Birthday to the Liar!

00:10What the hell is happening?

00:13I told you we shouldn't have lied!

00:15Ok, how would they know you're lying?

00:17It's probably just unrelated tribal drumming and a live sing.

00:20No, I'm telling you man, the waiters, they know!

00:24When you lie about a birthday at Friendly's, you must pay the ultimate price!

00:32Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin!

00:44Behold the summoner! Behold Lamashtu!

00:48Lamashtu! Lamashtu! Lamashtu has seen through you!

00:57Oh great, now they've summoned Lamashtu!

01:01Now drink! Drink of the blood of Lamashtu!

01:06Guys...

01:07Ok, just drink the blood Jenny, it's free, relax!

01:11Drink! Drink! Drink!

01:16Now you are re-baptized by the Mother of Beasts!

01:20The Mistress of Insanity!

01:23The Magician Pazuzu cannot save you now!

01:27Heed the roar of the Demon Dolls!

01:31How do they even check if it's someone's birthday?

01:39We sent someone to the hospital you were born at!

01:44And with over a hundred locations on the East Coast, it's not hard!

01:51Hey, is there a restroom?

01:53Oh sure, back there and to the left!

01:57Ok, well at least the blood of Lamashtu didn't awaken anyone!

02:01The blood of Lamashtu awakens Molaram!

02:14Viens, fille de birthday! Viens avec Molaram!

02:19Vous ne pouvez pas laisser Molaram m'envoyer!

02:23Ok, c'est Friendly's Jenny, il est friendly!

02:27Apportez-moi la cage de falses birthdays!

02:35Vous avez trahi Friendly's!

02:38Vous avez trahi Lamashtu!

02:41Vous avez trahi Friendly's!

02:44Vous n'avez rien fait!

02:47J'aurais, mais je veux voir où ça va!

02:51Friendly's!

02:53Friendly's!

02:57Il a pris mon coeur!

02:59Oui, nous savons que Molaram a volé tous nos coeurs, Jenny!

03:04Non, nous allons manger le reste de votre ami!

03:09Mais son coeur est sur la maison!

03:13Oh, regarde, ils ont mis un petit casque de crème d'icier sur le coeur de Jenny!

03:17Ils sont amis!

Lady Gaga : satanic ritual skit - SNL 2025

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