Assholes: A Theory | movie | 2019 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Assholes: A Theory | movie | 2019 | Official Trailer | dG1feUE4ZlM3X3BQSWM

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00:00The boorish asshole.

00:03The drunk asshole.

00:04The smug asshole.

00:05The arrogant asshole.

00:06The self-aggrandizing asshole.

00:07The sexist asshole.

00:08The mumbling asshole.

00:09The reckless asshole.

00:10The narcissistic asshole.

00:11The guy driving a Porsche,

00:13swerving through three lanes of traffic asshole as well.

00:17I honestly could not give you an answer on why you love assholes.

00:20It's just, they're appealing I guess.

00:22I remember the funniest people in school were the assholes.

00:28Ha! Look at this!

00:30Behaving a bit like an asshole can be funny.

00:33And we can laugh at that because it's not really serious.

00:38My grandma would say, nice girls don't say asshole.

00:40But guess what grandma, you didn't work for the RCMP.

00:43When you know that there's people in the organization that are willing to cross that line,

00:48I decided that I have to say something.

00:53I guess in a way my mother was an asshole.

00:58When you elect an asshole to run your country,

01:00what you get is someone who frames everything around their own needs.

01:04I do not use crack cocaine.

01:05Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.

01:07We have seen it spread into other countries.

01:09The example of Berlusconi is again a perfect one.

01:13His wealth, his girlfriends, his parties,

01:16is proof of what you can achieve if only you let your selfishness fly free.

01:21Why people haven't stopped him?

01:23What has happened to us?

01:24A witchcraft?

01:27If you give a 24-year-old $100 million,

01:31that's just going to enable bad behavior.

01:33It's clear now that we didn't do enough to prevent these tools from being used for harm as well.

01:38He really means it. I mean, he knows how to apologize.

01:40That's not something assholes usually know how to do, right?

01:43I think the great mistake is to listen to them when they start telling us how we should live.

01:49And everybody else, seeing what they're getting in life,

01:52I'm choosing to be an asshole.