Pizza Guy 8 | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Pizza Guy 8 | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer | dG1faTg2dVdWTXItS1U

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00:00Hi. Eat shit and die. You're an hour late.

00:05Well, I'm hung, but I don't hear anyone talking about that.

00:08I smoked a little goofy, wacky marijuana.

00:13Mary Jane Smith.

00:14Mary Jane Smith.

00:15Right.

00:16Cigarette, and then all I wanted to do was kill people.

00:20I had the marijuana madness, and the only thing that could satiate it was blood.

00:25Well, that pizza cutter you got there, that's made from a magical rune from a Mayan temple.

00:31And every living thing you kill it with, well, it comes back to life.

00:36Let me demonstrate.

00:39Listen, I didn't expect my life to turn into The Truman Show meets Friday the 13th.

00:45Oh my god!

00:47That's how we should pitch the movie.

00:50Looks like he won't be getting ahead.

00:54Coming soon, a titanic slice of total terror.

00:59Pizza Guy 8.

01:02Stop the babies.

01:14Thank you, editor.

01:16Who are you talking to?

01:18Who the hell are you talking about?

01:20You said, thank you, editor.

01:22Yeah, we're in a movie.

01:39And get your monster pizza, made out of werewolf sausage, dinosaur cheese, and blood.

01:47That's actually tomato sauce.

01:49What did I do to you?

01:53This one's for you.

02:02They said I was late, but I was totally on time.

02:06Do I get to sit these fuckers down?

02:09You got that mommy dick.

02:19Cut them out! Cut them out!

02:21Under your spell.

02:26Under your spell.

02:31Under your spell.

02:35Cut them out! Cut them out!

02:49Let's do Paralyzed!