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00:00Best Pani Puri Stalls in Mumbai

00:07You mean Golgappas in Delhi?

00:09Let's send you to Chandni Chowk to Mr. Makhija

00:12No, Best Pani Puri Stalls in Mumbai

00:15Pani Puri?

00:17Mumbai is Mumbai

00:19You can't even make a metro

00:21Make a balcony at least

00:23Here you go madam, Pani Puri

00:25Alias Golgappas

00:26Thank you so much, Jai Maa Dadi

00:30Pani Puri, Pagala Puri

00:40Hello, Namaste Madam Ji, How are you?

00:42Best International Airport in India

00:45Delhi?

00:46Best street food

00:47Delhi?

00:48Best metro

00:49Delhi?

00:50Best places to visit

00:51Of course Delhi

00:52Indian city most unsafe for women

00:53Delhi?

00:56See, no place is perfect and imperfections are...

01:02Reb and son love is price

01:03Hey, don't you have a real worth?

01:05Buy the same to same first copy from Palika

01:07Everyone will say it's for 750

01:09Take my name, it'll be cheaper, 250 dot

01:11When is next Zara sale?

01:13Leave that, go to Sarojini Nagar

01:16You'll get the whole company for 1500

01:18Son, Mangal's fault is going on

01:21What do I do?

01:22Uncle, he's not a distant relative of his uncle's uncle's cousin

01:26What's his name?

01:27Elon Musk

01:28He knows his life, his approach is very far

01:30Take my name and talk

01:32And yes, don't fight in Mangal

01:34Or else, there'll be a fight in Mangal

01:37What did you understand?

01:38How to get driving license?

01:39Bro, you don't need a driving license to drive

01:41You need a heart

01:43You need a heart

01:44But what if the police catch you?

01:46You don't know who my father is

01:48When will this line come in handy?

01:50But still if they don't agree

01:51Bro, you end the conversation

01:52Take my metro card and get lost

01:57Next station is Najeeb Chowk

01:58Doors will open on your left

02:02Okay Google

02:03Speak, speak

02:07How many bottles of alcohol can make you drunk?

02:10Four bottles of what?

02:12Your daily work

02:14No one can stop me

02:16I'm very thirsty, where did you go?

02:20Google

02:21Speak

02:22Suitable groom

02:23For educated Hindu girl

02:25Uncle, house, money and car

02:28Send a girl in two pairs

02:30The girl will be mine

02:32Okay bye

02:33Okay

02:36How to pass exams without studying?

02:39Go to Nizamuddin Dargah

02:40Bow your head there

02:41Everything will be fine, it's an okay report

02:43How to pass exams during two hours?

02:45You fool

02:46Take curd, sugar

02:47Mix it with your mother's hand and drink

02:49You might get better

02:50Curd spoils the stomach

02:52Okay

02:53One more lactose intolerant

02:55Bro, take this

02:57This is lactose free

02:59Stomach will be fine

03:01Now take it

03:02Do you want me to put it in your mouth?

03:04You fool

03:05How to travel from Delhi to Ghaziabad?

03:07Did you mean, why go to Ghaziabad?

03:10No, how to?

03:11Why do you have to go to such an unsafe place?

03:13Look at the crime record

03:15Delhi talking about women's safety

03:20Weather forecast in Ooty

03:21Ooty?

03:23Where is it?

03:24In Madras?

03:25It's always sunny there

03:28Excuse me sir, that's a bit racist

03:29Racist?

03:30We eat rice there

03:31Rice, sambar, idli, sambar, dosa, sambar

03:33Sambar, butter chicken

03:37Since Stephen's admission

03:40Possible in 77%?

03:53This is my uncle's university

03:55Not so lovely professional university

03:57Do your best

03:58Try it here, you'll make it

04:01Thank you

04:0477%

04:05Bloody hell

04:06Best places for destination planning

04:08Best places for destination wedding in India

04:11Are you getting married?

04:13Now your brother will be the cocktail bachelor

04:16If you don't make Delhi's gentry dance

04:18Change your name

04:19But sir, I'm from Kanyakumari

04:22No problem

04:23Kanyakumari is not that far from Delhi

04:25It's only 2800 kms away

04:26With this excuse, you'll get to see your sister-in-law's Delhi

04:38Delhi

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