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Chris Distefano is trying to be the best father he can be but nowadays, words speak louder than actions—so Chris is ac | dG1fYkIxbzlLTUo1aUE

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00:00My dad really is trying, okay?

00:02But he's got a third-grade education.

00:04So, listen, it's not all home runs,

00:07but the guy tries, and that's what I'm looking for.

00:12Like, I swear, he calls me up one day.

00:14He was like, Chrissy.

00:15He was like, listen to me.

00:17You know your daughter's Puerto Rican, right?

00:20I was like, um, yeah.

00:24I mean, she's eight years old.

00:25She has a tattoo on her.

00:26So...

00:31I'm joking. I'm joking.

00:32Look, the Latino's having fun.

00:34It's always the white people.

00:35That is not okay!

00:38I'm joking. I'm joking.

00:40My daughter was born with a birthmark right here.

00:43It says, bariqua.

00:49It's a condition.

00:53No.

00:54I said, yeah, yeah.

00:56Yes, I know she's Puerto Rican.

00:58I mean, do you know?

00:59It's your granddaughter.

01:01He was like, yeah, well, listen.

01:03All right, I've been doing the research,

01:06and they don't throw sweet 16s in the Latina culture.

01:10All right, you can go like a real idiot

01:12if you try to throw her a sweet 16,

01:14because that's not what her and her people do.

01:16I was like, okay, first of all, she's eight.

01:19So I'm not remotely at all, not for one second,

01:23thinking about her sweet 16.

01:25Second of all, she's born and raised in America.

01:28They absolutely have sweet 16s.

01:30He was like, no, no, no, see, that's where you're wrong.

01:33You're living in your white bubble

01:35with your white privilege,

01:37and I won't stand for that no more.

01:39I've been talking to my friends down at the bodega,

01:42and they're telling me they don't throw the parties

01:47for the girls at 16 in the Latina culture.

01:50They throw the parties for the girls at 15.

01:52They call them quesadillas.

01:56Uh, okay.

01:57You guys ready?

01:58I want to be my Barbie star.

01:59Come on.

02:00You guys ready?

02:03Come on.

02:04I want to be my Barbie star.

02:06Come on, right?

02:08Right?

02:09If you didn't get a career quesadilla,

02:10now you get a bedroom.

02:12You never know where you're going to be thinking in life.

02:14Set it on fire, baby.

02:17Oh.

02:20You ready?

Chris Distefano: It's Just Unfortunate | movie | 2025 | Official Clip

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