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00:00Brawl, Shiloh, same question.
00:02Ohio.
00:03No, god damn it, from our father's balls!
00:07Blue Mountain State is what 17 national champions should be.
00:12We don't just beat our opponents.
00:14Never forget, we crush their will to live.
00:18Use their fagicell as a lip balm.
00:20At Blue Mountain State, only two things matter.
00:23Football and scoring.
00:25We're here courtesy of the Blue Mountain State Football Boosters.
00:30Let me in!
00:31No!
00:32Come on, he's not even the starting quarterback!
00:34Backup QB is the best position in sports.
00:36I don't have to show up for class.
00:38I get drunk all the time.
00:39If you make controls like that, you'll be a starter.
00:41I like scotch, I'm good.
00:44I was a national high school player the year last year.
00:46Let's grab a beer.
00:47I'm not drinking tonight.
00:48I promised my girlfriend.
00:49You, I gotta own this town.
00:50We'll play here for three years.
00:52I got an endorsement deal.
00:54Not until we're married.
00:55I wanna see you freshies as hairless as the day you were born.
00:58This just seems a little gay.
01:00Gay?
01:01Prisler.
01:02Jardin A.
01:03Slide on over here and give Papi a boner.
01:05Alma?
01:06Dad?
01:07You take my sister to a strip club?
01:08I'm gonna murder your balls, moron!
01:12We don't mingle with lacrosse players.
01:14It's on, bro!
01:15It's on!
01:18I don't want this thing to go unpunished, you hear me?
01:24I like guys that smell good.
01:25It can make me laugh.
01:26But nobody here.
01:29Just remember, erections will tear the stitches.
01:32You've got to avoid any sexual...
01:33Doctor, the patient in room three is ready.
01:37He's our starting quarterback.
01:38He was arrested with a prostitute.
01:40Moran, this is your team now.
01:41I wanna let you guys know something.
01:43I'm ready for this.
01:46Totally screwed.
01:53Why isn't he staring at us?
01:54Is everything okay?
01:55Everything's fine.
01:56Sammy needs a hug!
01:57Please don't!
01:58This January...
02:03Go balls!
02:04I've had moon walls for 12 years.
02:06You can be king of this school.
02:07But what's the point of being king if you can't enjoy it?
02:10Go dick!
02:11Why are we doing this?
02:12Because I hate my father.
02:14Oh, I hate him.
02:15Oh, I hate him, too.
02:16Go state!
02:17Extra point of 10!
02:18No!
02:19It's good!
02:20We play hard, we party harder.
02:22And we're triple team chicks.
02:23Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.
02:25Okay.
02:26Finally, there's a team.
02:27I like to have sex with football players.
02:29We can all get behind.
02:31Get this guy a jockstrap and a cookie!
02:33We each put a cookie between our buttcheeks.
02:35This is very gay.
02:36It's not gay! Stop saying that!
02:38You love state.
02:40College Football.