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  • 2/18/2025
#drama #shortdrama
💀 Cultivation is risky! Think twice before stepping in!
Ordinary office worker Lin Fan is suddenly transported to a world of immortals.
He just wants to slack off, but… Oops, cultivating is TOO EASY! 💥

✔ Meditating once? Instantly breaking through!
✔ Eating a meal? Power level skyrockets!
✔ Randomly picking up a scroll? Turns out to be a legendary lost technique!
✔ The strongest sect leader is begging him to be their master?!

😱 "I really don’t want to cultivate, but my power says otherwise!"
A hilarious journey of accidental dominance, where even the strongest must bow before him!🔥

🚀 Epic adventure, comedy gold, and overpowered fun—don't miss it!

#短剧 #短剧全集
💀 修仙有风险,入坑需谨慎!
普通打工人 林凡,意外穿越修仙世界,本想躺平摸鱼,
但谁能想到——修仙太简单了!💥

✔ 随便打坐就突破境界!
✔ 吃顿饭就能功力大增!
✔ 随手捡的功法,竟然是失传神技!
✔ 最强宗门掌门亲自来请拜师?!

😱 “我真的不想修仙啊,可是实力不允许!”
躺平苟命的路上,他一路无敌,强者都得叫一声大佬!🔥

🚀 爽文逆袭,轻松搞笑,爆笑修仙,千万别错过!
Transcript
00:00Do you really want to see your Zongmen deity devices destroy themselves and do nothing?
00:03It's not that I don't want to do it, but I can't do it.
00:07The power of the deity devices can't be measured by our small power.
00:13Forget it. Let the deity devices destroy themselves.
00:17Anyway, we haven't measured the cultivation of the Little Immortal.
00:24Little Immortal, let's go home.
00:26Go? It's easy for you to say.
00:28My Zongmen deity devices are destroyed because of him.
00:31How can he just leave like that?
00:33That's right. The deity devices have been fine for 30,000 years.
00:37We have never touched them.
00:40Only you have touched the Sword Cup.
00:45What does this have to do with me?
00:47Since I entered this door,
00:49everything was forced by you. I didn't do it on my own.
00:52I understand.
00:53The Golden Lotus and the Golden Sword
00:57are the evaluation that the Sword Cup has given you.
00:59Your ability to go against the heavens and cultivation to go against the heavens
01:02has already exceeded the range that the Sword Cup can withstand.
01:05Because of this, you destroyed yourself.
01:06So, you have nothing to do with it.
01:09That's right.
01:10Your ability and cultivation have already exceeded the limit that the Sword Cup can measure.
01:16That's why the Sword Cup had to destroy itself.
01:20You must pay for it.
01:22Anyway, if you don't pay for our deity devices today,
01:25we, the Mystic Sound Sect, will not be able to leave.
01:29W-W-Wait a minute.
01:31Old Su, you mean that
01:33my ability to go against the heavens and cultivation
01:36has already exceeded everyone here?
01:38I can go against the heavens?
01:40That's right. I initially didn't believe it either.
01:43But the deity devices destroyed you four times.
01:46The truth is right in front of me.
01:48I have no choice but to believe it.
01:50But the people of the Mystic Sound Sect all admitted that I have great cultivation.
01:54They don't seem to be lying.
01:56Could it be that in the past, it was Grandfather who kept lying to me?
02:02No. Is Grandfather lying to me?
02:06I must go back to the mountain gate and ask him clearly.
02:07Little Immortal, did you hear that?
02:09Even Old Master said that you have great cultivation.
02:13Just admit it.
02:16Let's go. Come home with me.
02:18How can I go home with you?
02:21I have been looking for my son for twenty years.
02:23I finally found him. If he goes home, he must go home with me.
02:26How can I go home with you?
02:27Nonsense!
02:29My sect is a powerful sect.
02:31You all can come and go as you please, right?
02:35Little brother, we admit that you have great cultivation.
02:39But...but you are a deity.
02:41You should be reasonable, right?
02:43These deity devices were destroyed because of you.
02:46Now it's your turn to pay for it, right?
02:49If you think that with your great cultivation,
02:52you can defeat my Xuanyin Sect,
02:55then don't worry.
02:56There are thirty thousand disciples of my Xuanyin Sect.
02:59There are hundreds of immortals in the sky.
03:01Under the command of Old Master Xuanyin,
03:03it's impossible for you to defeat my Xuanyin Sect.
03:07If you don't accept it, you can go to heaven to complain.
03:10But let me tell you.
03:11Even if the whole world comes,
03:13you still have to pay for these deity devices.
03:16You all want me to pay for it.
03:17These deity devices are priceless treasures.
03:19My eyes are cleaner than my nose.
03:21How can I pay for it?
03:22Little deity.
03:24Our Liu family has been rich for generations.
03:27We have a good family background.
03:29How much money do you all want?
03:31This is our Liu family's treasure.
03:34I will pay for it.
03:36Father, the value of these deity devices
03:39cannot be compared with our Liu family's assets.
03:41Our Liu family can't afford to pay for it.
03:44Daughter, we can't let these people
03:46bully our nobles.
03:49He made such a big trouble.
03:51He is a disaster now.
03:54He is not a noble.
03:55Our Liu family can't afford to pay for it.
04:00Liu Hanyin.
04:01Although I don't expect your Liu family to help me,
04:03you can't say that to me.
04:05That's right.
04:06Son, you don't have to pay for it.
04:09Your father.
04:10I saved some money these years.
04:12It's enough to pay for it.
04:14Tell me. Tell me the price.
04:16Old man, save it.
04:18We don't like the vulgar and shabby things in your mortal world.
04:21Keep it for yourself.
04:22You want me to pay for it.
04:24You said that you can get a lot of shabby things.
04:26What do you want?
04:27Of course, the equivalent price.
04:30Use the deity devices of the same value
04:32to build a tomb for me.
04:34Old man, aren't you making it difficult for people?
04:37You have continued for tens of thousands of years.
04:40It's just a piece of paper.
04:41How can ordinary people like us use it?
04:45Yu Jingshan has a history of tens of thousands of years.
04:49Maybe my grandfather has a few deity devices that can be used.
04:53Old man, what are you mumbling about?
04:55Have you thought about how to compensate for our Huntun Sword Cup?
05:00Wait a minute.
05:01I can really use it to compensate for your deity devices.
05:05Grandfather.
05:08Is this old man crazy?
05:10If he can't get the deity devices, he will call me grandfather.
05:12How can he call me grandfather?
05:14If he can't get the deity devices,
05:16let alone calling me grandfather,
05:18he can't even call us grandfather.
05:22If I call you grandfather,
05:23can you give me the deity devices?
05:24If I call you grandfather,
05:25can you let me go?
05:26Do you think that if you call me grandfather,
05:29God will give you the deity devices?
05:31What?
05:32Is there your relative in heaven?
05:40What are you mumbling about?
05:41If I call you a few more times,
05:42and God really gives me the deity devices,
05:44let's see what you will say.
05:45Grandfather.
05:47He gave me the deity devices.
05:49He gave me a baby.
06:01There really is something in his hand.
06:06Isn't this Ka Zha's death?
06:09I want the deity devices.
06:11Why did he give me a broken axe?
06:13Little brother.
06:14You can call grandfather in heaven.
06:17But this axe is too old and broken.
06:20Why don't you just throw it away?
06:23It seems that Lv Jinshan is really poor.
06:26He can't even get the deity devices.
06:29I only have an axe.
06:30Do you want it?
06:31How dare you!
06:32Your broken axe is more powerful than my deity devices.
06:37Who do you think I am?
06:39Do you think you can fool me?
06:41Even though you have the deity devices,
06:43but I have a lot of disciples.
06:46I really can't beat you.
06:48You can't even stand on the ground.
06:49You broken axe.
06:51I won't accept it.
06:53You don't want it?
06:54Then I'll throw it away.
07:04The ground is made of copper, iron, and wood.
07:07It's as hard as steel.
07:09What kind of axe is this?
07:11It can break the floor.
07:13No way.
07:14This is the axe I used a few years ago.
07:18Why is it so powerful?
07:21Grandfather cast a spell on it.
07:24The floor is broken.
07:26Am I going to lose money again?
07:29What kind of axe is this?
07:32Even if he has been practicing for three thousand years,
07:35why can't he make such a deep crack?
07:40Tell me.
07:41This is just an ordinary axe.
07:44It doesn't look special at all.
07:48Is it because the deity devices are not dangerous?
07:51Only the deity devices are so powerful.
07:54Zhao Xianxian,
07:56the item you are holding is a deity device.
08:00Grandfather has a good idea.
08:02There is nothing valuable on the mountain.
08:04He just cast a spell and tricked them.
08:08Since it's a deity device,
08:10can you let us go now?
08:13Let's go, son.
08:16This axe is indeed powerful.
08:19But it's not enough to compensate me for my weakness.
08:25It's not bad, but not enough.
08:28Not enough?
08:30Then I really don't have any.
08:32The broken axe is actually a deity device.
08:34How much more do I have to pay?
08:38Han Yan,
08:40look, the deity device is just a deity device.
08:44You shouldn't refuse to marry him.
08:47So what if it's just a deity device?
08:49It's not enough to compensate for my weakness.
08:51He still can't get out of this door.
08:54If you still can't get the deity device,
08:56I, Xuanyin Sect, will punish you.
09:00Then I'll try again.
09:02I'll beg Grandfather again.
09:04What if Grandfather gives me something that has a spell?
09:08Grandfather, it's not enough.
09:10Keep throwing it.
09:13Grandfather, it's not enough.
09:15Keep throwing it.
09:16Do you really think that God is your relative?
09:18You just yelled and got a broken axe.
09:21Aren't you satisfied?
09:22He's just pretending to be strong.
09:24Why would God give him something?
09:26That axe might be his own.
09:29I didn't bring anything with me.
09:31Grandfather really gave it to me.
09:33No, look.
09:44This is a golden blanket.
09:47Grandfather, I told you to throw something valuable.
09:49What did you throw?
09:51You're going to get me into trouble.
09:53What rotten thing?
09:54You're taking everything from our Xuanyin Sect.
09:56Do you really think that our Xuanyin Sect is a market?
09:59I told you to bring a deity device that has the same value as the Sword of Chaos.
10:02What did you bring?
10:04What are you up to?
10:06I'm not up to anything.
10:07I don't know why he gave me a chicken feather blanket.
10:13This...
10:14This is the chicken I raised.
10:17Grandfather,
10:18I don't think he can bring any deity device.
10:20Why don't you bring his cultivation and talent?
10:25That's exactly what I'm thinking.
10:27Combining his cultivation and talent,
10:29I can break the Heaven's Law and restore the Sword.
10:33If you want to take away my talent and cultivation,
10:35I'll become a fool who protects my father.
10:37No.
10:38This...
10:53This...
10:54This is the Nine Phoenixes.
10:59This is the Nine Phoenixes.
11:01Grandfather,
11:02what is the Nine Phoenixes?
11:04The Nine Phoenixes is the first deity device in the world.
11:08It's equivalent to the existence of the Nine Dragons.
11:11So,
11:12this chicken feather blanket
11:15is a deity device?
11:18It's a worthy deity device.
11:20There are only a few in the three realms,
11:22but it can command the Nine Phoenixes.
11:24In the Heavens,
11:25there are thousands of them.
11:28So,
11:29he's really a deity device
11:31if he can command the Nine Phoenixes?
11:35Yes.
11:37That's great.
11:39God,
11:40whatever you want,
11:41the Heavens will give it to you.
11:43You're a worthy deity.
11:49Nine Phoenixes?
11:51I raised nine chickens.
11:53Are they all phoenixes?
11:55No way.
11:59Son,
12:00you're so happy.
12:02Why aren't you happy?
12:04Right?
12:05Are these two deities
12:06worthy enough to accompany them?
12:08Worthy enough?
12:10There's still a long way to go.
12:12Unless the ten phoenixes
12:15are equal to the deity devices of the Nine Phoenixes,
12:18then it's worthy enough.
12:20With these two,
12:21Boss has used up all his energy.
12:23Ten?
12:24Dream on.
12:26God,
12:27why don't you try again?
12:29If you call out to the Heavens again,
12:31I might give you
12:33a few more deity devices.
12:35Wooden talisman?
12:36Chess board?
12:37Nonsense.
12:38It must be because
12:39I've used the spell
12:40to deceive them.
12:42Since they can't see it,
12:43then I'll throw a few more.
12:49God, wait!
12:51The Heavens
12:52won't drop deity devices for no reason.
12:55I suspect
12:57these deity devices
12:58are yours.
13:00How can they be mine?
13:01I don't have a tree on me.
13:03If you don't believe me,
13:04you can search my body.
13:05With your cultivation,
13:07it's easy for you
13:09to hide a few things
13:10in your body.
13:13That's right.
13:14If it's your own thing,
13:16no matter how powerful it is,
13:17it's still a common thing.
13:19Only if the Heavens give it to you,
13:21then it's a deity device.
13:22Why don't I give it a try?
13:24If he calls out,
13:25then the Heavens will drop a deity device for him.
13:27If I call out,
13:28and the deity device falls down,
13:30then I'll believe you.
13:31If I can't,
13:33then he's just fooling around.
13:37Zhao En,
13:38give it a try.
13:39Do you deserve it?
13:40What did you say?
13:41I'm not inferior to you when it comes to immortality.
13:43I'm more handsome than you
13:44when it comes to appearance.
13:46If the Heavens
13:47really drop deity devices,
13:49you can do it.
13:50Why can't I?
13:51I called out to the Heavens
13:52to drop something for me
13:53because...
13:54Let me explain.
13:55To be honest,
13:56whether the Heavens
13:57really drop deity devices or not,
13:59I'll know when I call out.
14:01Fool.
14:02You're not my grandson.
14:04If you call out,
14:05I won't drop anything for you.
14:08Grandpa.
14:13Do you want to steal my shoes?
14:15It really dropped a deity device.
14:19But...
14:21It's yellow, sticky, and smelly.
14:26What is this?
14:31What is this?
14:34No matter what it is,
14:35if the Heavens drop it for you,
14:37it must be more valuable than this.
14:40The Heavens
14:41really drop things.
14:44Shao Qiao,
14:45take a look.
14:46What deity device did it drop?
14:49Ancestors,
14:50three ancestors,
14:51I'm just starting to learn.
14:52I don't understand what this is.
14:54Why don't you take a look?
14:56That's good.
14:57Shao Qiao,
14:58you're inexperienced.
15:00It's normal for the Heavens
15:02to drop deity devices.
15:04Let us take a look for you.
15:14Son,
15:15can you tell
15:17what is the yellow thing
15:19that the Heavens drop for Gu Shao?
15:23It's yellow, sticky,
15:26and smelly.
15:28Why is it so familiar?
15:30I can't remember where I've seen it before.
15:34Gu Shao
15:45Smelly?
15:48It smells like medicine.
15:50Could it be a new medicine?
15:54It has particles.
15:58Smells like mud.
16:00Could it be
16:01the daughter of the Heavens?
16:08Slippery,
16:09soft,
16:10like a gel that protects your skin.
16:13Ancestors,
16:14each of you said one.
16:16Then,
16:17what is this?
16:19Is there a deity device like that?
16:21You are the Taoists
16:23who have cultivated for thousands of years.
16:25You don't even have this knowledge.
16:27Take a look.
16:28Let me do it.
16:30Here.
16:40Son,
16:41can you tell what it is?
16:43Since it's a gift from the Heavens,
16:45it's definitely not a common thing.
16:47I can't let them know
16:49that I don't know it either.
16:51It's the same as them.
16:52It's called Xueqian.
16:55It's made of eight kinds of wine.
16:58Let me taste it
17:00before I tell you the result.
17:07I remember it now.
17:08This is...
17:11Grandpa,
17:12you are so stubborn.
17:14Let me taste it
17:16before I tell you the result.
17:18Then,
17:19according to the method of the ancestors,
17:22maybe we can also
17:24taste it.
17:26Let's also taste it.
17:28Since the ancestors and the seniors have tasted it,
17:31let me taste it too.
17:32Let's do it together.
17:33Let me taste it too
17:34and see if I can figure out what it is.
17:36If this is really a deity device
17:38or Qiongjiang crystal,
17:40they will know that I don't know it.
17:42Isn't that a big loss?
17:44Let me taste it too.
17:45Wait a minute.
17:50Why are you shouting?
17:52Do you want to eat it too?
17:53Let me tell you.
17:54This is a gift from God.
17:56It's none of your business.
18:02Are you sure this is a good thing?
18:04I don't want to eat it.
18:05I just want to remind you.
18:07It may...
18:08What do you want to remind us?
18:09The ancestors have their own judgment.
18:11Do you still need to remind us about the ancestors?
18:14Maybe the ancestors' judgment is wrong.
18:17How dare you!
18:18The ancestors have been working for 8,000 years.
18:21They have never made a wrong judgment.
18:23What qualifications do you have to judge the ancestors?
18:26You can't judge the ancestors' identity.
18:29Apologize to the ancestors.
18:31I just want to remind you.
18:33It can't be eaten.
18:35It may...
18:36Enough!
18:37I think you're just jealous of us.
18:39This must be a good thing from God.
18:42You can't eat it yourself.
18:43Don't you want us to eat it?
18:45Don't care about him.
18:47Just taste us.
18:54The King's Avatar 2
19:05You guys really eat it.
19:09Look at the ancestor.
19:11Either it's very delicious
19:13or it's very beneficial to our cultivation.
19:16Come on.
19:23The King's Avatar 2
19:34It tastes very dense.
19:37It has a faint durian flavor.
19:40It's so rich in flavor
19:42that it fills the whole mouth and nose.
19:45It's so delicious
19:46that it's full of bitterness and bitterness.
19:50I think this thing is yellow and sticky.
19:54How does it look like?
19:55The one we pull out every day.
19:57The innocent product.
20:01That's right.
20:03I think it looks like
20:04the yellow garbage I pull out every day.
20:08Should I tell them or not?
20:10If I tell them, I must take revenge.
20:12If I don't tell them, I feel bad.
20:15The King's Avatar 2
20:20The King's Avatar 2
20:25Gu Shao, have you tasted it?
20:27What is this?
20:29No matter what it is,
20:30it tastes weird.
20:32It's very bad.
20:33And it's a little bit sticky.
20:36It's a little bit like stuffed enoki mushrooms.
20:39Nonsense.
20:40The five bones in a person's stomach
20:42taste very good.
20:45This taste...
20:46This taste...
20:48It's not a miracle at all.
20:50It's just...
20:51The five bones in a person's stomach.
20:54Lao Li, Lao Chu.
20:56Why does this thing taste so disgusting?
20:59What on earth is this?
21:08This...
21:09Isn't this the five bones in a person's stomach?
21:15The five bones in a person's stomach?
21:17I'm going to die.
21:42It's him.
21:43It's all him.
21:44He...
21:45He deliberately humiliated us.
21:47Lao Zuo.
21:48All three of you.
21:50Please use the power of thunder
21:52to kill him.
21:53It's a threat to our clan.
22:00Why do you want me to die?
22:02I've warned you not to eat it.
22:04But you insisted on eating it.
22:05That's right.
22:06My son said
22:07that thing
22:08can't be eaten.
22:10It really can't be eaten.
22:11But you insisted on eating it.
22:12Who is to blame?
22:13That's right.
22:14This time,
22:15the little immortal
22:16didn't say a word.
22:18That's right.
22:19Then,
22:20the young master of the Xuan Yin Clan
22:22is...
22:24What?
22:26No matter if he has a physical form
22:28or how he looks,
22:29it's all because of him.
22:31He can't escape.
22:33Please use your power
22:34to kill him.
22:35All right.
22:36It's hard to do what everyone wants.
22:38Today,
22:39I'll kill
22:40all the people
22:41of the Xuan Yin Clan.
22:42It's up to you.
22:43No way.
22:47No way.
22:48I came down here
22:49to break off the engagement.
22:50I have to go back to the mountain
22:51to continue cultivating with my grandfather.
22:53Little immortal,
22:54what did you say?
22:55Break off the engagement?
22:57You must be mistaken.
22:59Mr. Yu Jing
23:00told me
23:01that you came down here
23:02to get married.
23:04My grandfather said the opposite.
23:06He did it to encourage me
23:07so that I won't be greedy for the mortal world
23:09and have a clear mind
23:11to cultivate immortality.
23:13Son,
23:14your cultivation
23:16can kill
23:17all the people
23:18of the Xuan Yin Clan.
23:19Why do you want to cultivate immortality?
23:21Right?
23:22You all say that I have a high cultivation level,
23:24but I don't feel it at all.
23:26So, I have to go back to the mountain
23:27to ask my grandfather.
23:29Today,
23:30if I don't keep your cultivation,
23:32self-control
23:33and your life,
23:35I can't go anywhere.
23:36The Xuan Yin Clan
23:37is a big trouble.
23:47If I protect you with my life,
23:51and Qingyun Sect protects you with its strength,
23:53can you still stay?
23:58Qingyun Sect protects you with its strength,
24:00can you still stay?
24:02Qingyun Sect?
24:03Qingyun Sect?
24:05Saintess,
24:06the person I want to kill
24:08has escaped from Qingyun Sect?
24:10That's right.
24:11Today, I come here
24:12according to my master's order
24:14to protect Immortal Zhang Yi
24:15and bring him back to Qingyun Sect
24:17without any hesitation.
24:19I haven't figured out
24:21the mess with the Xuan Yin Clan yet.
24:23Why does Qingyun Sect have to be involved?
24:27Saintess,
24:28do we know each other?
24:30Fairy Yu Jing
24:31knows that you can't escape today,
24:33so she sent a letter to Qingyun Sect
24:35to help you.
24:36It turns out that my grandfather asked you to help me.
24:39My grandfather is powerful.
24:41Even if I'm in trouble,
24:42it's not a big deal.
24:43Little Immortal,
24:44Qingyun Sect
24:45is the first sect
24:47in the Immortal Realm.
24:49The Saintess of Qingyun Sect
24:50can come here in person.
24:51This is your great honor.
24:54Honor?
24:56I, Liu Han Yin, don't like her.
24:58But Qingyun Sect
24:59wants to help you.
25:00Why?
25:03I, Liu Han Yin, don't like her.
25:05But Qingyun Sect
25:06wants to help you.
25:07Why?
25:08Because Zhang Yi
25:09has a great power
25:10that can make Qingyun Sect
25:12close to the Immortal World.
25:14Close to the Immortal World?
25:16Saintess,
25:17are you mistaken?
25:18When did I promise
25:19to visit Qingyun Sect?
25:21You didn't promise,
25:22but Fairy Yu Jing did.
25:24This time, I invited you to Qingyun Sect
25:25to help you
25:27and to ask you for a favor.
25:29Qingyun Sect
25:31is the biggest sect
25:32of Immortal Cultivation.
25:34Why do you ask me for a favor?
25:35Are you kidding?
25:37Saintess,
25:38although the magic shows
25:39that she has great power,
25:40she has never shown it
25:41since the beginning.
25:43It's not certain
25:45whether she has great power.
25:46Are you sure
25:47you want to break the contract
25:48with me for her?
25:50Do you think it's worth it?
25:56Little boy,
25:57don't talk to me like that.
25:59You are not qualified
26:00to talk to me.
26:01Find someone
26:02who is equal to me
26:03in your sect
26:04and talk to me.
26:09How dare you!
26:11She is not qualified to talk to you.
26:13What about me?
26:15Master Xuan Yin,
26:16which sect has the highest position
26:17in Xuan Yin Sect?
26:18Who can compare
26:19with you?
26:21Xuan Yin Sect
26:22is the treasure of the whole sect.
26:24It's sacred and powerful.
26:25It's not like a chaos.
26:26I came back because of this.
26:28I want her to accompany me
26:29to break the contract.
26:30You shouldn't do that.
26:31I should.
26:32It has nothing to do with me
26:33if she breaks the contract.
26:34They forced me
26:35to test my ability
26:36and cultivation.
26:38Even if
26:39we have some responsibilities,
26:41the main responsibility
26:42still lies with you.
26:43Tell me,
26:44if you don't touch her,
26:46can she break the contract?
26:50You are really
26:51full of nonsense.
26:52She has already
26:53lost her power
26:54to both of you.
26:55Why are you still talking about her?
26:56That's enough.
26:58Chaos Sword Cup
26:59is precious.
27:00How can two ordinary objects
27:02compare to you?
27:05Now,
27:06only her full cultivation
27:08and ability
27:09can compensate
27:11my Chaos Sword Cup.
27:13Today,
27:14either repair the Sword Cup
27:16or
27:17she
27:18stays.
27:20You old man,
27:21you really have no good intentions.
27:22If you take away my ability and cultivation,
27:24won't I become
27:25a cripple?
27:27I don't agree.
27:29It's not up to you.
27:30I must take away
27:31Zhang Yi today.
27:32As for the Chaos Sword Cup,
27:33our Qingyun Sect
27:34has a lot of skills.
27:36It's only a matter of time
27:37to repair it.
27:38If she takes her away,
27:40my plan
27:42will be in vain.
27:45I said
27:46I don't agree.
27:50Your Xuanyin Sect
27:51is known as a righteous sect,
27:53but you are all
27:54rascals.
27:55Even if I die today,
27:57I won't agree.
27:58Don't worry, Immortal.
27:59Since Qingyun Sect
28:01can suppress you,
28:02you don't need to use martial arts
28:04to make her surrender.
28:06Surrender?
28:08Ridiculous.
28:10Although Qingyun Sect
28:11is superior to Xuanyin Sect,
28:13I've never
28:15bowed my head.
28:18Qingyun Saintess, right?
28:21Let me tell you.
28:22If you really use martial arts,
28:25you'll be alone.
28:27In my Qingyun Sect,
28:28you won't get any advantage.
28:31Why do you have to do this?
28:32My Qingyun Sect
28:33is in charge of the path
28:34to the Heaven Realm.
28:36Of course,
28:37it also includes your Qingyun Sect.
28:39If I can't get out of this door today,
28:41your Qingyun Sect
28:43will not be alone
28:44in the afterlife.
28:46All the immortals
28:47will be eliminated.
28:48No wonder
28:49the old man is so afraid of Qingyun Sect.
28:51Qingyun Sect
28:52can control the path to the Heaven Realm.
28:54Well...
28:55I'm afraid
28:56he can't stay here today.
28:59We've been cultivating for thousands of years
29:02just to
29:03fight against the immortals
29:04in the Palace of Immortals.
29:07If the path to the Heaven Realm is cut off...
29:14If the path to the Heaven Realm is cut off...
29:18We've been cultivating for thousands of years.
29:21Isn't it meaningless?
29:23If we continue to cultivate for tens of thousands of years,
29:25we'll still be a little immortal.
29:27If we really want to get rid of Qingyun Sect,
29:29even if we absorb his quality
29:31and break through the Heaven Realm,
29:33we can only
29:34stay in the world of immortals.
29:36We don't know how to do it.
29:38How is it, old man?
29:40Have you made up your mind?
29:41Do you promise to let us go
29:43or do you want to
29:44bet on the fate of your Xuanyun Sect?
29:49Well...
29:50Old man.
29:51If Qingyun Sect
29:53can repair the Chaos Sword Cup,
29:55I think
29:56we'd better
29:57just
29:59enjoy the view of the vast sky.
30:02Right?
30:07Okay.
30:11Let them go.
30:12Little Immortal,
30:13that's great.
30:14Come back to the Liu family with me.
30:16According to the marriage contract,
30:17you and my daughter
30:19will get married.
30:21Get married?
30:22No way.
30:26They're right.
30:27I can't get married.
30:28I came down the mountain
30:29to cancel the marriage.
30:31It's good to cancel the marriage.
30:33Anyway, the girl from the Liu family
30:34doesn't want to marry us.
30:36Go back with me.
30:37I'll find you a better one.
30:39What do you mean?
30:41I told you
30:42I can't get married.
30:43Why can't you get married?
30:45I took you back to Qingyun Sect
30:46to get married with you.
30:48Get married?
30:50My grandfather never told me
30:52he had an engagement
30:54with Qingyun Sect.
30:55Did you make a mistake?
30:56There was no engagement in advance.
30:57It was made temporarily.
30:59Today
31:00is the day.
31:01That's the best.
31:03I didn't see him anyway.
31:05He entered your Qingyun Sect
31:06and I got married with him.
31:08It's a perfect match.
31:10Liu Hanyan,
31:11although I don't like you,
31:12I have to remind you
31:14that you're not a good person
31:16in your heart.
31:18You're right.
31:19As far as I know,
31:20this young man
31:21has cheated nine young girls
31:23in the name of engagement.
31:25Xuan Yin, Lao Zu, Cai Yin,
31:27Bu Yang, Xiu Lian, and Shi Yong.
31:29You're the tenth.
31:30If you continue to be stubborn,
31:32the consequences
31:34are unimaginable.
31:35You...
31:36Don't talk nonsense.
31:38Lao Zu,
31:39he repaid you.
31:40He repaid you.
31:42Cai Yin, Bu Yang,
31:44how could you do such a wicked thing?
31:46You're really a devil.
31:48You're a beast.
31:52Lao Zu has cultivated for ten thousand years.
31:55Now he can be close to the sun
31:57and never change his face.
31:59Did he really do
32:01something bad?
32:04If you're serious,
32:06the future of Qing Yun Sect
32:08will be cut off.
32:10The Saintess of Qing Yun
32:12said so without hesitation.
32:14Lao Zu didn't refute it.
32:16It seems that
32:18it's probably true.
32:20Is what they said true?
32:22You said you were sincere to me
32:24just to deceive me here.
32:26Don't worry.
32:28Lao Zu hasn't spoken yet.
32:30How can you trust him?
32:32The Qing Yun Sect is very good
32:34at tracking.
32:35Do you want me to find out
32:37what those young girls are up to?
32:39If you don't admit it,
32:41he will expose you.
32:43If you admit it,
32:45you will be punished.
32:47If you don't admit it,
32:49he will expose you.
32:51If you admit it,
32:53you will be punished.
32:55Nonsense!
32:57Nonsense!
32:59Please leave Qing Yun Sect quickly.
33:01Leave!
33:03She didn't admit it.
33:05What does she mean?
33:07You don't have to understand.
33:09The Qing Yun Sect has already started
33:11to collect evidence of Xuan Yin Sect.
33:13Xuan Yin Sect is not far away.
33:17Han Yan,
33:19did you hear that?
33:21This Gu is not a good person.
33:23What are you waiting for?
33:25Go home with me.
33:27Go!
33:29I have been cultivating for thousands of years
33:31to get to where I am today.
33:33I will never be destroyed
33:35by the Qing Yun Sect.
33:37If I don't fight for my life,
33:39I won't be able to fight against the Qing Yun Sect.
33:41If I don't fight for my life,
33:43I won't be able to fight against the Qing Yun Sect.
33:45I must kill the Qing Yun Elder
33:47secretly.
33:51Little Fairy, you can't leave.
33:53This is a good opportunity.
33:55You can't just leave.
33:57Little Fairy asked me to go down the mountain
33:59to break off the engagement,
34:01to test my will,
34:03and to be determined to cultivate.
34:05Besides, your Eldest Miss doesn't look up to me.
34:07Why do you have to force her?
34:09It's not sweet to force her.
34:11It's a misunderstanding.
34:13Han Yan was deceived before.
34:15Now, she is willing to do anything.
34:17If you don't believe me, ask her.
34:19Han Yan,
34:21say something.
34:23If you don't say anything, Little Fairy will leave.
34:25She will never come back.
34:27I...
34:29I'm willing to leave.
34:31You women
34:33have changed so fast.
34:35No.
34:37I thought that Gu
34:39would help the Liu family.
34:41Now, I know that you are the one who can help the Liu family.
34:45The Liu family is in despair now.
34:47You don't have to help.
34:49The Saintess of Qing Yun asked me to save her.
34:51It's a matter of life and death.
34:53The Saintess of Qing Yun lied to you.
34:55She doesn't need to save people.
34:57She wants to marry you because of your cultivation.
34:59I don't want to cultivate.
35:01I want to cultivate my heart.
35:03Can you stop making trouble?
35:05It's not a big deal.
35:07It's not a big deal.
35:09It's not a big deal.
35:11I won't stop you.
35:13You can cultivate anything.
35:15You are an old man.
35:17If you don't stop me, I will.
35:19Little Fairy is a member of the Liu family.
35:21You can't break your promise.
35:23You can't break your promise.
35:25I can't break my promise.
35:27I can give what others can give.
35:29I can give what others can't give.
35:31I can give what others can't give.
35:33Stop making trouble.
35:35You can't get married after cultivating.
35:37If you get married, you can't cultivate.
35:39It's too late. I have to go.
35:41I won't let you go.
35:43How about this?
35:45You can come back after cultivating.
35:47You old man.
35:49You old man.
35:51You still need my son to make it clear.
35:53He cares about the Liu family's reputation.
35:55But you also need to have self-knowledge, right?
35:57What self-knowledge?
35:59What self-knowledge?
36:01That little fairy lied to you.
36:03That little fairy lied to you.
36:05She doesn't need to save people.
36:07She wants to marry you.
36:09How can you say that?
36:11If it wasn't for her,
36:13you, me, and your father
36:15wouldn't have left the Xuanyin Sect.
36:17No.
36:19I won't let you go unless you promise
36:21you won't marry that fairy.
36:23Go back to my Liu family after you save her.
36:25Marry my daughter.
36:29You can't marry her.
36:31My son's marriage is my father's decision.
36:33As for you being my father,
36:35I have to go back to the mountain to find my grandfather to confirm it.
36:37How can you be my master?
36:41Whether I'm your father or not needs to be confirmed.
36:43But your marriage also needs to be confirmed.
36:45What Saintess?
36:47What Liu Hanyan?
36:49We won't marry any of them.
36:51I've found you a good sister.
36:53Two daughters marry a husband.
36:55You'll be blessed.
36:59What self-knowledge?
37:01What self-knowledge?
37:03I'll make it clear.
37:05Xiu Xian is just an excuse.
37:07He doesn't like you at all.
37:11He can marry you, but he can't marry you.
37:13You're a bad old man.
37:15I don't believe it.
37:17My daughter is beautiful and beautiful.
37:19The little fairy won't like my daughter.
37:21I don't listen to you.
37:23I want to listen to the little fairy.
37:25What are you doing?
37:27What are you doing?
37:29My son is kind.
37:31He cares about your face.
37:33I tell you.
37:35I'm not kind. I'm very fierce.
37:37I said what he wanted to say.
37:39You're a bad old man.
37:41I'll kill you.
37:43I won't forgive you.
37:45Don't fight.
37:47Don't fight.
37:55Where are you going?
37:57Xiu Xian, my son.
38:05Why did the fairy ask me to come here?
38:07It's strange.
38:11It smells good.
38:13Fairy.
38:19Fairy.
38:21Didn't you ask me to save you?
38:23Where are you?
38:25Why didn't I see it?
38:27Did you see it?
38:33Fairy.
38:35What are you kidding?
38:37You don't need help.
38:39Come on.
38:41We can't be so close.
38:47The fairy knew that
38:49your marriage with Miss Liu
38:51wouldn't work.
38:53So she betrothed you to me.
38:55We'll be a family from now on.
38:57What are you talking about?
38:59Betrothed?
39:01Yu Jing Shan doesn't want me anymore.
39:03After you and I get married,
39:05Yu Jing Shan and Qing Yun will be a family.
39:07We can go anywhere.
39:11Fairy.
39:13I'm not that kind of person.
39:15What?
39:17Am I not beautiful enough?
39:19Or am I not as attractive as Miss Liu?
39:21No.
39:23Grandpa said that a fairy can't break the child's body.
39:25If the child's body is broken,
39:27it can't be a fairy.
39:29It's not that I don't like you.
39:31It's that I can't fall in love with you.
39:33Fairy?
39:35But your cultivation
39:37is already at the level of a deity.
39:39You don't need to be a fairy anymore.
39:41Why do you all say that I'm a great cultivator?
39:43But I can't feel it at all.
39:45I even feel that I'm not even an ordinary person.
39:47At the level of a deity,
39:49you only need to fly up to the 33rd heaven
39:51to push out the fairy bone.
39:53Haven't you tried it?
39:55Fly up?
39:57How is that possible?
39:59I've been to heaven once.
40:01I was tied up there.
40:03Then I fell down.
40:05If my grandpa didn't catch me with his life,
40:07I would have fallen to my death.
40:09That's impossible.
40:11Mr. Yu Jing said it himself.
40:13You are a great cultivator.
40:15It's impossible for you to fall to your death.
40:17Grandpa said it himself?
40:19How come what Grandpa said to him
40:21is different from what he said to me?
40:23It doesn't look like he's pretending.
40:25He and Yu Jing must be lying.
40:27Could it be that Grandpa lied to me?
40:29The Saintess has never seen Grandpa.
40:31She lied to me.
40:33It doesn't make sense.
40:35No, I have to try it.
40:37If Yu Jing is lying,
40:39I can't give myself to a loser.
40:43No.
40:45I have to go back to Mount Yu Jing
40:47and ask Grandpa.
40:49Saintess, I'm leaving.
40:51I'll visit you another day.
40:53No, no, no.
40:55How can you leave without drinking wine?
40:57I don't know how to drink.
40:59Grandpa said wine is harmful.
41:01If you get drunk, you'll make mistakes.
41:03You won't be able to control yourself.
41:05This isn't wine.
41:07This is the Starry Night River.
41:09It's a gift from Heaven.
41:11If you don't drink it,
41:13you'll look down on me.
41:15I won't let you leave.
41:17Okay, then I'll drink this cup.
41:19The Starry Night River?
41:21The Starry Night River?
41:23The Starry Night River?
41:25The Starry Night River
41:27is different from other rivers.
41:29Under the cultivation of the Deity of Land,
41:31drink a cup of the Starry Night River.
41:33After a thousand years, your face will change.
41:35Let me see what changes you'll have after drinking it.
41:41It tastes weird,
41:43but it's not bad.
41:45Saintess, do you feel any changes in your body?
41:47For example,
41:49does the Starry Night River hurt you?
41:51What?
41:53What do you mean it hurts?
41:55How can I feel pain when I drink wine?
41:57There's no change.
41:59That's right.
42:01The Deity of Land said
42:03that his cultivation is the same as that of the Deity of Land.
42:05How can you do this to me?
42:07How can you do this to me?
42:09Let him drink another cup.
42:11Under the cultivation of the Deity of Land,
42:13drink two cups of the Starry Night River.
42:15After a thousand years, your face will change.
42:17Let me see what changes you'll have
42:19after drinking it.
42:21That's enough. Can I leave now?
42:23No, drink another cup.
42:25Now that I'm here,
42:27how can I leave after drinking one cup?
42:29This is not the way to treat guests.
42:31Drink another cup?
42:33This is not the way to treat guests.
42:35Good things come in pairs.
42:37Besides, I didn't bring wine to others.
42:39If you don't drink it, I won't let it go.
42:41Saintess,
42:43aren't you making it difficult for me?
42:45Okay,
42:47I'll leave after drinking the last cup.
42:51I'll leave after drinking the last cup.
42:53You're drunk.
42:55I'll leave after drinking the last cup.
42:59You still haven't changed.
43:01Is his cultivation in the golden age?
43:03The wine
43:05is kind of strong.
43:07Saintess,
43:09I'll leave after drinking the wine.
43:11You can't. The Deity is good at drinking.
43:13Now that you've drunk the last two cups,
43:15drink one more.
43:17What? Still want more?
43:21Still want to drink?
43:22Saintess, I can't drink anymore.
43:24I'm already dizzy.
43:25If I keep drinking, I'll get drunk.
43:26I won't be able to go back to Mount Yujin.
43:28Cut the crap.
43:29Drink.
43:35The third cup of wine.
43:38My teeth hurt.
43:45What are you doing?
43:46You forced me to drink and bit my hand.
43:48Is the Saintess of the Qingyi Sect this barbaric?
43:51Tian Dao Mirror.
43:52You are indeed the Great God of the Tian Dao Mirror.
43:54Although it's not obvious,
43:55I'm saved.
43:57Tian Dao Mirror?
43:58What do you mean you're saved?
43:59To tell you the truth,
44:00I was originally a little dragon in the mountains.
44:02I was reincarnated as a human by the fairy cloud.
44:03I entered the fairy school and became a Saintess.
44:05I've been practicing for 3,000 years to break the spell.
44:07If there weren't any immortals in the Great Luo and Holy Mirror
44:08to make up for me,
44:09I would have been reincarnated as a human.
44:11I would have become a fairy again.
44:12Now, only you can save me.
44:14Little dragon.
44:16Snake.
44:17What do you mean only you can save me?
44:25Immortal, you can't drink it.
44:29The water of the Qingyi Sect
44:32smells strange.
44:33Give it to me.
44:34I want another sip.
44:36It's too late.
44:37Although I am the Great God of the Tian Dao Mirror,
44:39I can only repeat the prophecy 300 times
44:42No matter how many times I drink it,
44:43my immortal power will explode.
44:44Even if I'm a thief,
44:45I won't be able to save you.
44:47Snake.
44:50There seems to be a fire burning in my body.
45:00It's over.
45:01The immortal blood has already started to flow in the iron.
45:03The only immortal who can save me
45:05is you.
45:07It's so comfortable.
45:09Immortal,
45:10do you feel that
45:11there is a feeling of
45:12a crack in your muscles
45:13and a burning feeling in your internal organs?
45:15No.
45:16I feel very comfortable now.
45:17That's impossible.
45:18The only Great God of the Tian Dao Mirror
45:19in the Qingyi Sect
45:20could only drink three cups of it.
45:22He couldn't stand it
45:23and drank the whole pot.
45:25How could he be fine?
45:33Immortal,
45:35Immortal,
45:36what are you doing?
45:38It's itchy.
45:39The immortal blood is flowing in his body,
45:41but it doesn't work at all.
45:43It's completely suppressed by his immortal power.
45:45The only one who can do this
45:47is the one who has completely surpassed the Tian Dao Mirror
45:49and the Dao Sect.
45:51He is the first person in the Immortal Realm.
45:53What are you talking about?
45:55What do you mean by the first person in the Immortal Realm?
45:57Are you talking about me?
45:59That's right.
46:00It's you.
46:01Now I finally know
46:03why Immortal Yu Jing
46:05wanted to make you leave the Immortal Realm.
46:07You look serious.
46:08You speak very seriously.
46:10I almost believed you.
46:12I've finished drinking.
46:15I'm leaving now.
46:16You can't stop me.
46:19Immortal,
46:20you are my only life-saving herb now.
46:22I know you are leaving.
46:24But even if you leave,
46:25I'll leave after you save me.
46:29If you are injured externally,
46:31I can still cure you.
46:32But you don't even know
46:34where the root of your illness is.
46:36How can I cure you?
46:37Ordinary methods
46:38are useless to me.
46:39Only by cultivating with you
46:41can I save my life.
46:42Immortal,
46:43are you willing to?
46:44You?
46:45Me?
46:46Cultivate?
46:49No, no.
46:50There must be another way.
46:52Let me think.
46:53After tonight,
46:54I'm going to wake up.
46:56I know you have another way.
46:57But I really can't wait.
47:03Immortal,
47:04do whatever you want.
47:06Why do you take off my clothes?
47:08Didn't you say you were hot?
47:10I'll help you cool down.
47:12But why do I feel
47:13you are so close to me?
47:17I'm even hotter.
47:19We Qingyun Sect
47:21have our own secret method
47:22to cool down.
47:23It won't be hot in a while.
47:24Let me help you.
47:27If you want to pass the bow,
47:28just do it.
47:29Why do you want to get on the bed?
47:31Can't I do it on the ground?
47:33It's cold on the ground.
47:34Come on,
47:35get on the bed with me.
47:36Let me show you
47:37what is called
47:38the service of a snake.
47:55I said I don't want to drink.
47:56I don't want to drink.
47:57Look, something happened.
48:02Hey!
48:04What?
48:05You want to be my man?
48:07You deserve it.
48:08Even if I want to be your man,
48:10I should get my consent
48:11when I'm sober.
48:12In...
48:13In...
48:14In...
48:15Now,
48:16I'm not married yet.
48:18If Liu's family
48:19tells my grandpa,
48:20my grandpa
48:21will break my legs.
48:22It's not that simple.
48:23I'll go to Liu's family
48:25to get the marriage certificate
48:26and destroy it.
48:27That's it.
48:28Destroy the marriage certificate?
48:29What about my reputation?
48:31I lost my identity
48:32and ruined my marriage.
48:33I'm going to be a god in the future.
48:35If I go to heaven,
48:37how can my peers laugh at me?
48:42Don't be afraid.
48:43I, the first fairy in the world,
48:45Qingyun Sect,
48:46will support you.
48:47No one dares to laugh at you.
48:48What Qingyun Sect?
48:50I haven't decided
48:51to be the son-in-law
48:52of Qingyun Sect.
48:53What?
48:54You took advantage of me
48:56and now you want to be
48:57a bastard?
48:59Sister,
49:00who took advantage of who?
49:02I said I wanted to go
49:03but you didn't let me go.
49:04I said I didn't want to drink
49:05but you insisted on letting me drink.
49:06I said I didn't take off my clothes
49:07but you gave me a golden light.
49:08Now you say I'm a bastard.
49:10Anyway,
49:11I won't be a bastard.
49:12If you feel responsible for me,
49:15I will definitely be responsible for you.
49:18Stop it.
49:20What responsibility?
49:22I'm still young.
49:23Young?
49:25I don't want to.
49:27Stop it.
49:29I just want to go back
49:30and report to my grandfather
49:31and ask him why he lied to me.
49:33You can go back.
49:35But you have to promise me
49:37that you will break off the engagement with the Liu family.
49:38After asking your grandfather,
49:40come to Qingyun Sect
49:41and marry me.
49:42You are forcing me.
49:44I hate it when people force me to do things.
49:45No.
49:46Absolutely no.
49:47Fine.
49:48If you don't promise me,
49:49I won't allow you
49:50to leave this room.
49:51Didn't you say
49:52I have a high level of cultivation?
49:53But I really want to leave.
49:54Can you stop me?
49:56Fine.
49:57I can't stop you.
49:58But
49:59as long as I scream now,
50:00the whole Qingyun Sect
50:01will know what you have done to me.
50:06She is the Saintess of Qingyun Sect.
50:08Will she really
50:09ignore her reputation?
50:11How is it, High Immortal?
50:12Have you thought about it?
50:13Do you have to leave
50:15or stay?
50:16I don't believe
50:17the Saintess
50:18will do something
50:19against her reputation.
50:21Guards.
50:22Someone is coming.
50:23Someone is coming to my room.
50:24Guards.
50:26It's you.
50:27Stop screaming.
50:28If you don't want your reputation,
50:29how can I have my reputation?
50:30Who are you?
50:31Have you thought about
50:33breaking off the engagement with the Liu family
50:34and meeting your grandfather
50:35and going back to Qingyun Sect
50:36to marry me?
50:37How can you be sure
50:38that even if I promise you now,
50:39I will come back
50:40after I leave this sect?
50:41Fine.
50:42I knew you would say that.
50:43So?
50:44I have prepared the marriage contract in advance.
50:46You must sign it
50:47and sign it
50:49so that you can leave.
50:50After you leave,
50:51I won't be afraid of you running away.
50:52Because even if you run away,
50:53I will take this marriage contract
50:54to Yuqin Mountain
50:55to meet your grandfather.
50:56You are not afraid of me.
50:57You should be afraid of your grandfather.
50:59So you prepared
51:00every subject
51:01I took
51:02in advance.
51:03There are so many men
51:04in the world
51:05who want to propose to me,
51:06but I refused them all.
51:07What?
51:08Is it a loss
51:09to be a man of the Saintess?
51:10I only give you two choices now.
51:11First,
51:12sign the marriage contract for me.
51:13Second,
51:14I will continue to call people
51:15to arrest you.
51:16Sign it.
51:19No, marriage is a big thing.
51:20This is the only time in my life.
51:22You have to let me think about it.
51:24I won't give you time to think about it.
51:25A man's mouth is more expensive than a lie.
51:27The time I give you to think about it
51:28is to turn around and regret it.
51:29I will count to three.
51:31Three.
51:33You have to let me go up the mountain
51:34to report to my grandfather
51:35and hear his opinion.
51:36Two.
51:37How about you wait
51:38for me to break off with Liu Jia
51:39before I promise you?
51:40One.
51:41Help!
51:42I will sign it.
51:43I will sign it.
51:47I love you.
51:49I will wait for you.
51:59All right.
52:00You can go now.
52:03No matter where you go,
52:04you are my son-in-law.
52:06How should I explain to your grandfather?
52:08What should I do
52:10if he is really my father?
52:13By the way,
52:14I forgot to tell you something.
52:15Let me tell you, my house is a one-man house
52:19No one can come in
52:21So no one can hear you
52:23Are you kidding me?
52:25Yes, I am
52:30Finally, you are back
52:32Grandpa lied to me so hard
52:34This time, I must ask him why he lied to me
52:38Now, this little rabbit should be the son-in-law of the Qingyun Sect
52:46He will never come back to bother me
52:55Grandpa
52:58What? The little rabbit is back?
53:07To be continued...

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