If Disney+ Was Honest

From If Disney Were Honest #shorts #disney #disneyplus #funny #comedy #parody #youtubeshorts

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00:00Your parents adored my romantic tales of orphans being forcibly kissed by royalty.

00:06You were raised on my queer-coded villains and needlessly racist animals.

00:11And your kids can't get enough of my CGI Mary Sues with mondo donkers.

00:17I keep them all here, in my manufactured scarcity vault.

00:23When you were a kid, I'd threaten to imprison your favorite princess

00:28in my vault for your entire childhood, unless your parents coughed up 20 bucks.

00:34Now, thanks to the streaming wars, I'm able to lock all my princesses behind one big paywall.

00:40With Horton+, if you want to watch any of my properties,

00:44you have to pay for all of them. Every month. Forever.