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If Disney+ Was Honest
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2/6/2025
From If Disney Were Honest #shorts #disney #disneyplus #funny #comedy #parody #youtubeshorts
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Your parents adored my romantic tales of orphans being forcibly kissed by royalty.
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You were raised on my queer-coded villains and needlessly racist animals.
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And your kids can't get enough of my CGI Mary Sues with mondo donkers.
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I keep them all here, in my manufactured scarcity vault.
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When you were a kid, I'd threaten to imprison your favorite princess
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in my vault for your entire childhood, unless your parents coughed up 20 bucks.
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Now, thanks to the streaming wars, I'm able to lock all my princesses behind one big paywall.
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With Horton+, if you want to watch any of my properties,
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you have to pay for all of them. Every month. Forever.
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