Season 1 of Roosters

Official Trailer of Season 1 of Roosters

Transcript

00:00I'm Ivo, and I'm a success.

00:03I'm going to help you become a new man.

00:08Women are the boss these days.

00:10If you have a dick, you're a dick.

00:13Good luck on the sinking ship.

00:16I'm fired.

00:18By a woman.

00:19Times have changed, Mike.

00:21What did you think of an open relationship?

00:24Open relationship?

00:25I'm so afraid you're going to forget me.

00:28So it's true, you have an open relationship?

00:31Good for you.

00:32Monogamy sucks.

00:34Sorry, that's Tess.

00:35She put me on Tinder.

00:36Ta-da!

00:37Oh!

00:38Crack set with Lisa Markbaas.

00:40It's completely synthetic, you can break it.

00:42Well, I'm broken.

00:43I act like I don't care, but I'm broken.

00:47Let me believe in your new masculinity.

00:50I have girls of 18 in my practice who have more testosterone than you.

00:53What's the next one?

00:57I can do one on two, too.

00:58Come on, stand up, stand up.

00:59One on one.

01:00There!

01:02How did you know it was all broken?

01:05Bye!

01:07Sisters!

01:08Haters!

01:10I knew you could do it.

01:14Sisters!

01:15Haters!

01:17I can't hear you!

01:18Haters!

01:21Sisters!

01:22Haters!

01:25I've wanted to say this for a long time.

01:27Please, buy something nice for yourself.