If Chain Restaurants Were Honest

Come on down to T.F.I. Cheesecake! #shorts #comedy #funny #youtubeshorts #parody

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00:00Tired of paying $40 in fees for a plate of lukewarm food the driver probably picked off of?

00:06Well, a real family dining experience at just a fraction of the price is only a 10-minute drive away.

00:13And I can say that with confidence, because our restaurants are literally everywhere.

00:18Come on home to TFI Cheesecake, where we order the servers to act friendly and keep them just above the poverty line.

00:26And the cheese in the jalapeno poppers is so hot that when you bite it you recoil and your teeth catch and the whole jalapeno slides out

00:36and you're left with nothing but a little disintegrated shell of a crust.

00:41And that's a promise.