Beauty Tips You’ll Actually Use?! 😍💄 The Dudes REACT

Archie 5

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00:00Siri, cancel 5-minute crafts right now.

00:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:04How are you gonna get rid of it?

00:05I know.

00:06Ah, she just flicks her hair and it's gone.

00:09Unless you're sleeping.

00:12I guess it's kinda fun.

00:13No, if you have a burn.

00:15They really like just squeezing that aloe.

00:18It's making me uncomfortable.

00:21Actually, they're satisfied.

00:23They're looking for a satisfying action look right now.

00:27And up.

00:28Okay, and clean.

00:31You could also use water.

00:34Yes, maybe.

00:35She's like, no, I need to cut open my aloe plant.

00:38You don't understand.

00:39I'm a holistic medicine practitioner.

00:43Oh my gosh, you fell over?

00:44Let me get the aloe plant and heal you.

00:48No, it's fine.

00:49It's just a small scratch.

00:51Let me get my aloe plant.

00:53Let me.

00:54Let me be healthy.

00:58I saw it on Vogue.

01:02You know, they give a big credit to the aloe.

01:06Yeah, no, I'm not saying it's not good.

01:09I'm just saying that problems, it can't solve world crisis.

01:14Can you imagine?

01:15Nobody tried just.

01:16It's like, yeah, they need to do a Pepsi commercial

01:18where they solve all the world's problems, but with aloe.

01:22Yeah, so try it.

01:24Butter.

01:24It's a business model.

01:27Essential oil.

01:28Which one?

01:29There's so many different kinds.

01:33Now we have a nice foam.

01:34Is it like a face?

01:35Oh, hair cream.

01:37For what?

01:37To make it.

01:38I guess it makes it softer.

01:40Yeah, to make it to make it all slimy and gross.

01:43This is a really good hack to get your hair really slimy and gross.

01:47Yeah, but the shot is.

01:52Yeah, baby.

01:54There's actually a really good drink.

01:56Has little chunks of aloe in it, and it's sweet.

01:59It's like kind of a soft drink, but I would highly recommend it.

02:01If you haven't had it before.

02:04Okay, but what do you think?

02:07Where he?

02:08Oh, hey, then what marks?

02:14Okay, so let's take it rid of some stretch marks.

02:17And I think it's not from the first time when you use it.

02:23Yeah, like you'd have to use it over a long time, right?

02:25Yeah, 60 years.

02:28Yeah, you'd have to start when you're a baby and you have nothing there.

02:32So why?

02:36There was no reason they didn't give a reason for why she did that.

02:40Maybe cool it down or something.

02:43I don't know if I want that texture in my private areas, my private regions.

02:49I don't know.

02:49Maybe it's refreshing.

02:51Maybe it's refreshing.

02:52Yeah, maybe you're right.

02:53But it's helpful for sure.

02:55Yeah, there's a lot of hacks around aloe.

02:58You should just like coat yourself in aloe all the time.

03:02Yeah, like every day.

03:03Walk into the office, sit down.

03:06Box tries to shake your hand.

03:09It's nice.

03:10But can you imagine the bath with aloe, this squeezy thing, you know?

03:15The bath with aloe would be nice.

03:16Yeah, you will get younger after this for sure.

03:21Besides some of these hacks.

03:23Wow, this is like a lipstick, right?

03:28Easy removal.

03:29Okay, what else is aloe good for?

03:31Blending?

03:32Why?

03:33Sugar?

03:34Why?

03:35Coconut?

03:36What?

03:36Why?

03:37Okay, so we're blending it all together.

03:39Nice green Shrek mixture.

03:42And now you have slime.

03:44Slime for your gi.

03:45Yeah.

03:48The residue?

03:49Yes.

03:50Okay.

03:50I believe that it could work.

03:52You believe it?

03:52Yeah.

03:53Okay.

03:53You believe it or not, I believe it.

03:55No.

03:56So, oh, look at this shape.

03:59Right as a leap of faith.

04:00It was nice.

04:01Yeah.

04:01Okay, so now we have some aloe mixture.

04:05Nice, gross sliminess.

04:06Yeah, this is gross.

04:08I like aloe, but at the same time, it is pretty gross.

04:11Well, I'm not sure.

04:15Unnecessary.

04:15What?

04:15Unnecessary.

04:16Cancel.

04:17Cancel 5-Minute Crafts right now.

04:18No, no, no, no, no, no.

04:20How are you going to get rid of it?

04:21I know.

04:22Ah, she just flicks her hair and it's gone.

04:24It hit the wall, though.

04:27It hit her friend in the face.

04:30Cow of teeth.

04:31Yeah.

04:31Gone, but, you know.

04:32That's okay.

04:33That's okay.

04:36Again, there isn't a good word.

04:38Aloe can help you.

04:39I mean.

04:40I think aloe could help you do your taxes.

04:44I think aloe could probably help you find a job.

04:47Aloe could give you all of the support that your father never did.

04:52Yeah, you can play baseball.

04:54Yeah, you can play catch with aloe.

04:56You can have, if you never had a best friend, aloe is your best friend now.

05:01It's that simple.

05:02Yeah.

05:03Oh, sugar.

05:05Yeah, sugar.

05:07Okay, what are we doing with the sugar now?

05:09I don't know if sugar is good for your hair, honestly.

05:11Me neither.

05:12It's good for her hair.

05:14It's, it's, no, it's for cleaning, you know.

05:18You remove your old skin with sugar and aloe.

05:22It's like a.

05:23I didn't know it was a thing.

05:25I would have thought like salt.

05:26It's like a scrub.

05:27Yeah, that makes sense.

05:31So.

05:33But I would be tempted to eat it.

05:35If it's sugary, you know, if it tastes good.

05:39You need to try it.

05:40I guess I need to try it.

05:41I wouldn't suggest you, but.

05:43Don't tell me what to do.

05:45I'm going to try it.

05:47Okay, okay.

05:49Okay, moisturizer.

05:50Nice.

05:51I want to see more applications.

05:52I want to see more, like.

05:54I want to see more deep problems that it's solving.

05:57Okay.

05:57You know what I mean?

05:58Yeah, I know, I know.

06:00Like you just had a fight with your roommate and you need to resolve it.

06:04And the only way to do that is aloe.

06:05Yeah.

06:07The world has more problems than just stretchy marks, you know.

06:11Yeah, exactly.

06:12Exactly.

06:14So find a way how you can solve it with aloe.

06:19Sometimes you just need a friendly aloe.

06:23That's all.

06:24So how many jokes we can.

06:26Horrible, it's so bad.

06:28Okay, so we got more aloe, more lips, more aloe.

06:32With side face.

06:33Okay, she looks busy.

06:35Oh, no teeth are dirty from drinking coffee.

06:40That happens, that happens.

06:41You know what a good life hack is?

06:43For when your teeth are dirty after you drink coffee.

06:45You can go to the bathroom and rinse your mouth out.

06:47Theoretically, anything can happen.

06:49I'm sitting here as an expert.

06:52It's just my feeling, I'm not an expert.

06:54Okay.

06:55I'm just expressing myself.

06:57Get rid of dark underarms with turmeric and aloe.

07:00Okay.

07:00Okay, nice, cute.

07:02That's nice.

07:03Wow.

07:03Oh, I want to put that in my mouth.

07:08All right, beeswax.

07:09Mind your own beeswax.

07:11Beeswax.

07:12Beeswax.

07:14Okay, looks pretty cool.

07:16What are we doing with it?

07:17Is it like mascara?

07:18Ah, yeah.

07:19Wow.

07:20Natural mascara.

07:22That's how they used to do it in the olden days.

07:24When they would go out to the olden clubs and listen to olden Kanye.

07:32In the olden days.

07:35In the olden Lamborghinis with horses.

07:38With horses, yeah.

07:41There is one horsepower.

07:43Yeah, literally just one horsepower because it's one horse.

07:46Unless you're really rich and you have two horses.

07:49Two horsepower.

07:51Fast and furious, it could be.

07:53Exactly.

07:55This is weird.

07:58So what are we doing with this concoction?

08:01This reminds me of when I was a kid and I used to make potions.

08:04So I used to go to like different restaurants and stuff.

08:07You know how they have the...

08:08They have like different types of soft drinks that you can put the thing under.

08:14So I would get all of those, mix them all together.

08:17And then I would get like soap and like different random things like ketchup.

08:21And like cheese, whatever I could find and just mix it all together.

08:25And I would go up to my mom and I'd be like, I made a potion.

08:28And she obviously, she never drank it, which made me so sad.

08:33Oh, you make a prank for your mom?

08:36No, it wasn't a prank.

08:37I thought I made a magic potion.

08:38Ah, did you taste it yourself?

08:40No, no.

08:42It's from my mom.

08:45Okay, so this is for dark underarms.

08:47Okay, okay.

08:48This really works.

08:50I don't know.

08:50I don't think so.

08:53Giving your aloe a nice massage.

08:57Honey.

08:58Relax the aloe.

08:59Relax the aloe.

09:01Let it slide out.

09:03Okay, we have some lips.

09:06Boom.

09:08Bash, bosh.

09:10Okay, here we go.

09:12Bob's your uncle.

09:13Yeah.

09:14Okay, so more aloe.

09:15What are we doing with this aloe?

09:17We're putting...

09:18What is this?

09:18I don't know.

09:21What is that?

09:21Ah, okay.

09:22So now we have brown stuff.

09:23I wish they said what it was though.

09:25Looked like pepper.

09:26I wouldn't put that next to my eye.

09:27Yes, yes.

09:28It looks like pepper.

09:30Okay.

09:30But it's some magic power.

09:32Nice skin powder.

09:36Okay.

09:37Literally radiant.

09:39Okay.

09:40Ooh.

09:42Yeah, that's good stuff.

09:43I like the shape of it a lot.

09:45I like...

09:46It's a satisfying plant for sure.

09:48Ooh, that's kind of cool.

09:50Ooh, there's a lot of action.

09:51One hour.

09:53And...

09:53That seems like a long time to just be like...

09:57It's actually...

09:58It works.

10:00Okay.

10:01Okay, we're putting makeup.

10:03Makeup powder.

10:04Okay.

10:05For me.

10:06And what?

10:07I don't know.

10:08Give us more though.

10:09More reactions.

10:10Like right now.

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