Hot Times | movie | 1974 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Wild sex romp loosely based on Archie Comics characters | dG1fd3pRS2lLWnpjN0U

Transcript

00:00My pal, Archie. What a palooka. There's a nerd that's in for a hard time.

00:08Hi, Archie. Rise and shine.

00:12Poor Archie. He was so wound up, he was ready to throw an ingby.

00:16What are you doing under there anyway, Meepo?

00:18None of your nosy little business.

00:21Folks, this palooka is surrounded by some of the finest boobocracy this side of the Grand Tetons.

00:26Engulfed by sex, he is in for some hard times and you are in for some hot times.

00:30Tonight's New Year's Eve. We have my parents' house all to ourselves.

00:34And we can make love in my parents' bed.

00:37Hot times will turn your belly into jelly.

00:43You mean to tell me I'm not going to get any nookie for four weeks?

00:46Oh, Archie, I wish you wouldn't put it that way.

00:49You can't get laid on Times Square New Year's Eve. You can't get laid.

00:52Will Archie's wet dreams turn into hot times or will he end up chewing a lone Nabisco?

00:56Find out. See Hot Times with a cast of 1,000.

00:59Featuring the colorific Ronnie Lox.

01:02Make like there's an egg in your shoe and beat it.

01:04Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing!

01:08You give me a quarter each, man. I'll let you sing more.

01:11Yes, you'll see all of this and much, much more in Hot Times.

01:15Steal me, will ya?

01:18You...

01:20You pervert!

01:22If things weren't up and coming for Archie now, they never would be.

01:27His aspirations titillated by being next of skin to some of the eagerest beavers in Fun City.

01:33I would only lay.

01:35Archie!

01:36A jowl!

01:37It's on Spielberg!

01:38You grab my man by the toes, what you do!

01:40You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss your brains goodbye in Hot Times!

01:45Ronnie, I need you!

01:47Find your every sexual fantasy fulfilled in Hot Times.

01:50Hot Times will heat up your blowtorch, fan the flames of your desire, and warm the candles of your heart.

01:55See Hot Times!

01:58Hot Times, the erotic misadventures of a sexually maladjusted teenager.

02:01Hot Times, soon at your neighborhood Sin Bin.