FASCINATING AÏDA: The 40th Anniversary Show! | movie | 2024 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

JustWatch

Dillie, Liza and Adèle are celebrating 40 years with this BRAND NEW SHOW!  Beautifully filmed at the Palace Theatre Sou | dG1fODJUQjNMMTlqYms

Transcript

00:00Now, I don't know if you ordinary mortals have come up against this new technology,

00:07AI or artificial intelligence, but as this next song demonstrates, you very soon will.

00:16Believe me, you will.

00:30I've got a watch for Christmas, it's the very latest model.

00:47It links to my utilities, the setup was a doddle.

00:51It does all sorts of clever things like turn the oven on, and tells the loo to spray my

00:57regions when I'm on the john, which was surprising, yet energising.

01:04It speaks to my self-driving car each day at half-past eight, which takes the children

01:09off to school, ensuring they're not late.

01:12It checks my monthly cycle, and it regulates each ovary, and when I'm soaking in the tub,

01:17it reads me Madame Bovary.

01:19Don't raise your eyebrow, it's very highbrow.

01:24My watch is quite miraculous, it knows my many moods.

01:28It tells me when to exercise, and shuns forbidden foods.

01:32It monitors my portions to ensure I don't get bigger, then locks the fridge so I can't

01:37graze, hence my lovely figure.

01:38Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, AI, AI.

01:39It makes me very happy, though the fibres it prescribes mean I have to wear a nappy.

01:50Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht.

02:07I like to watch so much that I got one for myself.

02:11It's twinned with my Alexa, which sits up on the shelf.

02:15My watch detected I was stressed despite my calm veneer, and sent Alexa off to Amazon

02:20to order me some gear.

02:23They said it would do me some good.

02:27Imagine my amazement when I opened up the box.

02:31I came face-to-face with Lovex, ticklers, nipple clamps, and cocks.

02:34There's a smaller gadget for both bottoms, front and back.

02:38I could program its vibrations from my trusty Apple Mac.

02:43Its many speeds fulfilled my needs.

02:47Alas, the thing malfunctioned in the middle of a Zoom.

02:51I said I'd heard the doorbell, and I had to leave the room.

02:55I almost switched it off because Alexa kept refusing, and when I asked her why, she said

03:01she found it quite amusing.

03:03Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, AI, AI.

03:09It's marvellous, although it is really rather awkward when you're buzzing from below.

03:22I also have a smartwatch.

03:24It's so next generation.

03:26It runs my life efficiently while there's a complication.

03:30It started acting oddly when we went to Barcelona.

03:35Strange as it may sound, my watch acquired a new persona.

03:38It turned capricious and quite malicious.

03:42One day, I'd had a wash, and as I puffed my pixel talcum,

03:46my watch cried out, I love you, darling, won't you call me Malcolm?

03:50But when I laughed, he lost his rag and started spreading rumours

03:54and filled my Facebook page with pics of my Mazumas.

03:58An act of knavery.

04:00It was most unsavoury.

04:03He took offence when asked to explain his rationale,

04:07and when I said I wouldn't let him up my love canal,

04:11he emptied both my bank accounts and now I am a pauper,

04:15and forced to work on cruise ship singing songs by Cyndi Lauper.

04:19This girl just wants to have fun.

04:23AI, AI, AI.

04:25But I'm not amused to flattery.

04:27I was mightily relieved when he used up all his battery.

04:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

FASCINATING AÏDA: The 40th Anniversary Show! | movie | 2024 | Official Clip

Category

Transcript

Recommended