DJ Onse, naghahanap ng KAAWAY sa SHOWBIZ! | Mars Pa More - video Dailymotion

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00:00Here in Mars, you have a choice.

00:05Answer a question that's intriguing or drink a drink that you don't know what it is.

00:13It's hard to make choices, right?

00:15You have a choice but it's still hard to choose.

00:18So, that's our rules here in Shot or Answer.

00:24We have a set of questions that we'll ask each of you.

00:27You'll decide if you'll carry the questions or not.

00:31If you don't, then...

00:32Shot!

00:34Oh my gosh!

00:35If you carry the questions, tell us the honest answer.

00:38But if you don't carry the questions, you have to choose one of the shot glasses

00:42that you'll drink.

00:44Mars said that one of them is breast milk.

00:49Just kidding!

00:50Actually, I don't know either.

00:52Really?

00:53I don't know either, Mars.

00:54But judging by the look, I think it's vinegar.

00:56I'm not sure.

00:57That's okay.

00:58So, it means that you reduced the stash that you put next to the freezer.

01:01Mars, it's only 2 oz.

01:03So, it's just right for one shot, Mars.

01:05Mars, breast milk is okay.

01:07Instead of being surprised that there's breast milk there, right?

01:10I don't have breast milk.

01:11I'll carry that one.

01:13Okay, I like breast milk more.

01:15Game!

01:16It's healthier.

01:18Okay.

01:19Game!

01:20Sir, the...

01:22I'll go first.

01:23I'll go first.

01:25Wait, we have to decide first.

01:27If you can do it,

01:28Okay, okay.

01:29confess and tell the truth,

01:32or you'll drink.

01:34Okay, game!

01:35J,

01:37who's the last female celebrity that you secretly stalked on social media because she's your type?

01:44Shot or answer!

01:49Shot, shot.

01:50No, no, no!

01:53I'll go for shot, Mars.

01:55I'll go for shot.

01:56Okay, you'll go for shot.

01:57Why did we give you a choice?

01:59Why?

02:00Why did we give you a choice?

02:02No, because...

02:04I want to go for shot because I'm hungry.

02:06Because we're going to eat.

02:07Oh no, J!

02:08We're going to eat.

02:09We're going to eat.

02:10What's that?

02:12Go ahead, take a shot.

02:14Milk?

02:16Breast milk?

02:17It's so quiet!

02:18It's good, right?

02:19You're so lucky.

02:20It's good.

02:21Okay.

02:22Can I have one more?

02:23Just put it on the side.

02:25Okay, okay.

02:2611.

02:28Out of all the comedians you've worked with,

02:30who's the funniest?

02:35What's this?

02:36We're going to have a fight.

02:37Shot or answer!

02:39If I tell you his name, you'll know.

02:42You can tell us his name because we're bleeping it.

02:47You'll just do that, right?

02:48There's a lot of people listening.

02:50It's up to you.

02:51It's your option.

02:52So, here's the clue.

02:55Just take a shot because he might get mad later.

02:57He's also famous on social media.

03:00Who?

03:01Look at that.

03:03I'll tease you if you don't have a microphone.

03:05Okay, go.

03:06I didn't take a shot but I'll do it for you.

03:10She's scared.

03:12Okay, okay.

03:13That's how I am when I act cute.

03:15True.

03:16Okay.

03:17For those who don't like comedians,

03:20I'll give you a shot.

03:28Toyo!

03:29Are you crazy?

03:32Do you think I'm an Adobo?

03:35I'm Toyo.

03:36There's the vinegar.

03:37Follow it.

03:38There you go.

03:39Okay.

03:41Next.

03:42Mar.

03:45I'll try to answer this.

03:46You know what, Mar?

03:47I'm the one who's the most scared here

03:49because I don't know what's going to happen.

03:51That's why.

03:52Okay, okay, okay.

03:53Mar.

03:54The truth is,

03:55what's the worst thing you can do to your husband

03:59when he gets mad at you?

04:04Just take a shot.

04:06We don't want to reveal it, right?

04:08Just take a shot.

04:09It's easy for you to answer that.

04:11Really?

04:14Go, Mar!

04:16It stinks.

04:19Mar!

04:20What is it?

04:22Just answer it.

04:23Okay, I'll answer it.

04:25No, don't.

04:27You can't answer it.

04:28I don't know.

04:29Just take a shot.

04:30Just answer it.

04:31Answer it.

04:32Answer and take a shot.

04:34What is it?

04:35Just answer it.

04:36Take a shot.

04:37Give it to me, Mar.

04:41It's good.

04:42What is it?

04:43It's...

04:44Cranberry?

04:45Soda.

04:46Cranberry juice.

04:47Soda.

04:48Why is it called sugar-free?

04:51Zero sugar.

04:52Yes!

04:53Okay, Mars!

04:54It's your turn.

04:56Marcia.

04:58What is the behavior of Papa Drew

05:00that you secretly wish your children wouldn't have?

05:05Just take a shot.

05:06I will answer.

05:08What is it?

05:09The behavior of Drew that I wish my children wouldn't have.

05:12The behavior that he has.

05:15Really?

05:16Yes.

05:17Is Drew easy?

05:18And unforgettable.

05:19Even though I remind him so many times,

05:22even though I make it easy for him.

05:26Life?

05:27Life.

05:28It's still unforgettable, Mars.

05:30Okay.

05:31So, I hope that's the behavior of my children that they wouldn't have.

05:35Okay.

05:36The behavior that will be forgotten.

05:37And?

05:38The challenge.

05:39That the fans won't be able to catch up.

05:41Nice one, Mars!

05:42Okay.

05:43Oh my!

05:44Thank you so much.

05:45And because of that,

05:46There's a round 2?

05:47The battle is not over yet, guys.

05:49We still have a round 2.

05:51Okay.

05:53You made us nervous.

05:55There's more?

05:56There's more?

05:57Ready.

05:58Okay, ready.

05:59Jay.

06:00Name one celebrity that you're not that close with

06:03because you're jealous of him.

06:05Who are you jealous of, bro?

06:08Shot or answer?

06:11Wait.

06:13You're not that close, huh?

06:14I'm being bleeped.

06:15You're being bleeped but you're covering it so you won't be lip-read.

06:18Just like that.

06:19You can explain why you're jealous.

06:22Maybe you're friends now.

06:25Not yet.

06:26But just for a shot.

06:29I'm being bleeped.

06:30And I really want your push.

06:33Just for a shot.

06:34So that we can get juicy.

06:36What's that?

06:37So that we can get juicy.

06:38I'll just say after.

06:39Okay.

06:41So, shot.

06:42That's apple juice.

06:45Fish sauce?

06:47What's that?

06:50Here.

06:53Fish sauce?

06:54What is it?

06:55Apple cider?

06:57Vinegar?

06:59Apple cider.

07:00Apple cider.

07:01I hope you drink it.

07:02It's good for the child.

07:03Apple cider.

07:04Yes, Mark.

07:05Because an apple a day.

07:06Apple cider vinegar.

07:07Vinegar.

07:08Just a little.

07:09It's just a little.

07:10You can see it on DJ Onsep's face.

07:12I gave you my palate.

07:13But I don't have it.

07:15It's like Jeyo has a palate.

07:17Then he puts it in his mouth.

07:19So, that's enough.

07:20Apple.

07:21Apple, Mark.

07:22Apple cider.

DJ Onse, naghahanap ng KAAWAY sa SHOWBIZ! | Mars Pa More

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