Nikki Glaser Practiced Her Golden Globes Monologue 93 Times Ahead of Live Show (Exclusive)

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00:00You kicked out the red carpet literally this morning. Does it does it all feel real now? It's happening

00:06Yeah, it is started is begun

00:07I did press a couple weeks ago and then there was a dormant period where I wasn't in full glam and like in the

00:12Hottest clothes I've been wearing like sweats and just like writing jokes, but now it's like I'm here

00:18The fake hair is in the eyelashes are on the tan is out. The tan is popping. It's ready

00:23It's time to go and I'm so ready. Like it's it feels like it's been such an

00:28Anticipatory time of like months of like when does it could be here and you just are like it's never coming and I

00:32I've never given birth, but I feel like I am like

00:36You know

00:36I feel like about 40 weeks where I'm like all my friends who are pregnant are like when's this baby coming like I'm ready to

00:42Meet the baby about to be the first female solo host. Yes, ma'am. Let's do it

00:48Is the monologue ready? Yeah, it's finally like I'm still running around

00:52I have I have done this monologue around town and at clubs all over the country

00:5793 times it will have been said in different versions of it

01:02Different drafts before the one I do on Sunday. So the one on Sunday will be the best version and the jokes are incredible

01:08I think the tone is perfect

01:10I'm really excited about who I'm skewering like how I'm doing it and there's some surprises in store

01:16I think there's gonna be some headlines hopefully about some of the jokes like yeah

01:20They're just such great jokes and they make me laugh so hard and some of them

01:23I can't even get like get through telling without laughing and I'm just so excited to say them to the people that they're about

01:29Yeah, they're not nervous about it. I'm actually excited because I think these people are gonna really they

01:34If everyone brings their sense of humor and drinks enough, they're gonna have a good time

01:38Which one of your famous friends have been sending you just text saying good luck break a leg. I mean

01:46Everyone Kimmel wrote to me Seth Meyers just wrote to me and he's gonna be he's also nominated in the same category

01:52I am it'll be nice to have his support there

01:55Who else?

01:56people are just like watching my set around town and like following me out into the street when I'm going to uber to my next

02:02Set to be like that was amazing. Like I have a tag for you

02:05Like it's just been a really collaborative process

02:06everyone's just it just feels so good like this business can be so cutthroat and kind of like passive-aggressive and

02:13Jealousy and like it just feels like I don't know ever

02:16I would be jealous of me

02:17But everyone just seems to be supportive like usually when people get things that I would be but like

02:22Usually we will get things in the sound. There's a little bit of like

02:25But everyone's just like you're gonna kill it. We're so excited for you

02:27So it's just like it feels really sweet. Like it's a great side of Hollywood that I haven't seen yet. That's happening right now

02:34I'm so excited. Do you have a possible acceptance speech ready to go to cuz you are also a nominee

02:40Have not written it. I'll just I'm probably gonna go find the purse

02:44I wore to the Emmys and dig up the one that I didn't read there

02:47Although I think it mentions Dick Van Dyke a lot cuz he won that night

02:50But um, I don't I know I haven't thought about it because I'm just so obsessed with like making the but I'll probably be in

02:55Hair and makeup for Sunday and be like I should probably think of what I would say. Yeah. Yeah

03:00What about the eight outfit changes? Is it still eight all ready to go?

03:03Do you feel like a supermodel because you're gonna be just like putting legs here people are gonna be on zip

03:08quick change Victoria's Secret fashion show like it's

03:11It's it's the looks I have are so exciting stunning. It's just so nice

03:16I just hired the best people to style me who I just like know are going to kill it and I just hope that Nikki

03:21Bell on

03:22Instagram has something nice to say about me

03:25That is like all I can think about is Nikki Bell

03:27Like just all I want him to go is like Nikki slay like I just want like one little word

03:32Like he his his his voice is echoing in all of our minds when we go into fittings now

03:37Yeah, really taking a page out of T. Swift's book though with like 16 outfit changes on the heiress tour, it's true

03:42I feel a little bit like a pop star for the first time in my life where it's like I get to like

03:47Oh, I've never even thought about that way. Maybe I should sing and dance. No, I won't do that

03:51Are you having withdrawals now that the tour is over? Oh, you know what? I went so

03:55Yes, I am. I got the book. I was like weeping as I was reading through it

03:59Um, I am like I think when all of this kind of dies down. I'll start to feel it

04:03Like what what is my life about now? I really don't know something else will have to be I'm going to Hawaii

04:09It's the next day to relax because it's been so much

04:13But I really feel like that's when like the depression of the heiress tour ending and and all of this ending will will hit

04:18But um, yeah, it's I'm exhausted but like not not exhausted. I'm just excited to

04:25Yeah, do the next thing which hopefully will be the next Golden Globes

04:33You

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