Inside Job | movie | 2021 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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00:00T-shirts! Get your T-shirts!

00:03And the White House is called the People's House,

00:05because in America, the government works for you.

00:08Bullshit!

00:10Listen up, kids. Everything they teach you in school is a lie.

00:14You want the truth?

00:15The world is controlled by shadowy elites and shape-shifting lizard people.

00:21Have you ever folded a one-dollar bill?

00:23Look, you can make it say boobs.

00:26What does it mean?

00:28Am I the only one who cares that the president is a robot?

00:32Wake up, sheeple. The evidence is right here.

00:35These sons of bitches got snipers trained on me for trying to tell you the truth.

00:40Ah, I love being right.

00:45Thank you. Take a flyer for a friend.

00:48Dad, what the fuck? Has retirement made you go completely insane?

00:53No, but the 5G radio waves in the air have,

00:56which you can read all about in my new manifesto available on Kindle.

01:01Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't listen to my father, kids.

01:03He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien.

01:06Ambien's a great drug. Really clarifies some things.

01:09Come on. I'm going to be late for work.

01:12Democracy is real. Have some keychains.

01:20Hey, Reagan, let's go to the mall and get a Wetzel's pretzel.

01:23I got those ones with the cheese inside the crust.

01:26Dad, I know retirement is tough,

01:28but there's more positive ways to get my attention than taking down the deep state.

01:33Besides, today I am finally getting that promotion.

01:37Imagine it, me ruling the office with an iron fist.

01:40I even programmed an iron fist.

01:43I've seen better.

01:44Oh, have you seen better?

01:49All right, that's pretty good.

01:51Yeah, that is pretty good, huh?

01:55Welcome to Cognito Inc.

01:57We are the company.

01:59We are the company.

02:00Good morning, Dr. Ridley.

02:02We are the company.

02:03Look, Dad, as long as you're living with me, we need to set some ground rules.

02:07First, no more vodka for breakfast.

02:09Oh, come on.

02:10You can't tell people that the government isn't real.

02:13But it's not.

02:14Dr. Ridley.

02:22You can't talk about shape-shifting reptiles.

02:25Good morning, Senator.

02:26Revenues and, uh...

02:29You can't tell people the weather is controlled by Gerald from accounting

02:34or that the Dow Jones is controlled by blood sacrifices.

02:37Shares of J.P. Morgan Chase up 14 points.

02:43Rules, rules, rules.

02:44When did this become such a boring place to work?

02:48Morning, Dr. Ridley.

02:50Hi, Steve.

02:51Hi, Steve.

02:52Fucking brown-noser.

02:53And most importantly, you absolutely cannot tell people

02:57that we are replacing the president with a robot, okay?

03:03Don't be so uptight.

03:05Uptight?

03:06You almost exposed the deep state because you wanted a ride to Wetzel's Pretzels.

03:10You're lucky I called the snipers off.

03:12Gary, no. No.

03:15No. Ha-ha. Save it for stand-up night, Gary.

03:19Shit, I'm late.

03:20Hey, intern guy, take my dad home.

03:22If he gives you any trouble, don't be afraid to lightly tase him.

03:25Do it. I fucking dare you.

03:27You know who I am?

03:28I'm Rand motherfucking Ridley, and I used to run this company.

03:31And soon, I will be running it.

03:35Nothing higher than a three.

03:37Later, Dad.

03:38Motherfucker.

03:45You

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