Best of Barstool Pizza Reviews 2024

Barstool Sports

12/30/2024

El Presidente | One Bite

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00:00Are you ready?

00:05I'm crazy.

00:13I got a pizza for you and I'm confident that you're gonna like it.

00:17It's bad, but it's not you, it's me.

00:20The fact that they've been around 90 years, the grandfather, the dad, all of it, major five points.

00:25I'm gonna put this on my must hit list.

00:27The girls just went absolute bananas.

00:30Oh my god!

00:33He's got nothing to hide, so we looked at the kitchen.

00:36He has nothing to hide, nothing to hide.

00:39There was nothing to hide.

00:40That story is one of the best stories we've heard.

00:42I donated, I think it was $900 to the Barstool Fund.

00:46To save up, to donate, because you want to help other small businesses during COVID, I think that speaks for itself.

00:51Shut the door on the hangar!

00:57I'm from New Haven. I moved here like 10 years ago to do stand-up and I wasn't funny.

01:00Then I started doing pizza and that was it.

01:02Frank Pepe's, Plantation, Florida. I did this review, the pizza was terrible.

01:06This was disappointing.

01:08This is 1,000 times better than the first time I had it.

01:11They put this up, you want it, you got it.

01:13They're wearing the shirts, we want porn on it.

01:15Hey, I'll get rid of them, I'm not trademarked.

01:17Seven, nine, die alone?

01:19Take a slice.

01:20Die underscored or is that fair?

01:22That's what I want.

01:23You think?

01:25Oh my God, this is like making my kids sad.

01:28You want me, I'm not a big baby holder.

01:30It's alright.

01:31One more bow, one more.

01:32That's my kid now.

01:33You're the man.

01:37I like that.

01:38I'm down here, now I'm up here.

01:39If you just follow me for two seconds, just say what's up to my wife.

01:42Hi, how are you?

01:43Oh my God, do you think I can face my dad?

01:45What's going on?

01:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:50I'm kind of pulling it off.

01:51And then?

01:53It's all good, I know.

01:54Listen, I know.

01:55That guy gave me the most aggressive high five.

01:57Did you get that?

01:58I was hot.

01:59This is the best web aid, I guarantee it.

02:01I'll buy it if it's not.

02:02Step in, step in.

02:03There it is.

02:04Here we go.

02:05I gave you, I told you, the big time high five.

02:07I walked in and he goes, this guy has all the drip.

02:10You got this.

02:11Where does it go hard?

02:12It's like a t-shirt, it goes hard.

02:14I'm killing it.

02:15Is this your personal phone number?

02:16Of course it is.

02:17I'm at $100.

02:18You're really going to give us $100?

02:20Yeah!

02:21Yeah!

02:22Say hello, Mrs. Peaches.

02:24Mrs. Peaches!

02:25They're calling for you, Ms. Peaches.

02:27How's Mrs. Peaches?

02:28Where is she?

02:29We love Mrs. Peaches.

02:30How's Mrs. Peaches?

02:31She's great.

02:32Spoke to me, and now I've got a surf style vibe going on.

02:34Look, we've got some pizza for you.

02:36How long did I have that pizza on me for, the whole review?

02:38You dropped it pretty early on.

02:409-2 cheesesteak, spectacular.

02:43The small business shit we were doing every single week got paid during that shit,

02:47and it changed my life, it changed my family's life.

02:51Wait, you guys have been here since 11?

02:53No pressure.

02:54Just got like...

02:56Big moment.

02:57We called it in, Danny. Nice to meet you.

02:59Danny Boy Kane.

03:00Yes.

03:01I'll give it an 8.

03:02There is no such thing with Danny Boy Kane.

03:04He's a rookie scorer, he's a veteran.

03:06I'm the one that took them to the gym.

03:08He did?

03:09Hold on, let me see my ladies here.

03:10Okay, I'll wait out here.

03:11I saw somebody here earlier.

03:13You want me in here?

03:21This is the best pizza in Scotland.

03:24My dad built a wood-burning pizza oven in our backyard.

03:27Oh yeah?

03:28Then he got a divorce.

03:29Lost the house and the pizza oven.

03:30Exactly.

03:31It's really that good usually, huh?

03:32What does it look like?

03:34Club bar pie.

03:35Bunnies out of the clouds.

03:37Almost every pizza you've ever had in your life has chemicals that are illegal in China.

03:41When do we get to eat the pizza?

03:42I don't know.

03:43I got the Brooklyn salsa.

03:45I'm trying to be cool with the jacket.

03:46I'm going to give 8.5.

03:47Spectacular.

03:48I was going to give it a 7.

03:49Well, you know you should take that sweatshirt off, you know.

03:52I don't know why I thought you were shorter.

03:54Of course you are.

03:56I love the way they're answering the phones.

03:58I saw a congratulations story.

04:00Oh, perfect.

04:01I will tell them about it.

04:02That's so exciting.

04:03What are we thinking?

04:04Such mom and pop, like, local flair.

04:07Pressure's on.

04:12Thanks, man.

04:13I'll try not to get too emotional, but, I mean, you're coming at a good time for us.

04:16It's just been hard, man.

04:17This is an 8.1 pie.

04:18Don't ever get it.

04:19I may start selling those shirts.

04:20Don't ever get wheat, gelato, ice cream.

04:22They're open.

04:23What did you do?

04:249?

04:259.0?

04:26I haven't eaten yet.

04:27What do you got?

04:28I love this place, and I think you're great, and I'm just being weird.

04:33Sorry.

04:34This pizza could strut its ass down the runway, and I would be one of those guys, like, cocking

04:37my head to look at her ass.

04:39If you see Dave, get Matt or Mike.

04:42You live in a farm 10 minutes away from a toy store selling solar panels?

04:46You guys being human traffic?

04:48I'm sorry.

04:49The owner's on his way.

04:50He's one of the three brothers.

04:51They call him the Three Kings.

04:52Get over here and give me a fucking hug.

04:54You're up 7 at 8.1?

04:555 at 8.2, brother.

04:56You got one more brother to try, though.

04:58Mike.

04:59Thank you, Dave.

05:00Got hijacked.

05:01The Three Short Kings.

05:02You didn't get hijacked.

05:03We negotiated a term.

05:048.3.

05:051, 2, 3.

05:06Thank you, Dave!

05:07Thank you, Dave!

05:08These three bozos.

05:09All great.

05:10I think you do like the armor man, too.

05:11You want me to give it a bad score?

05:12No!

05:13These guys have nailed my style.

05:14You're going to get busy.

05:15You'll get busy.

05:16All right.

05:17Benny Cameron, big fan.

05:18Said, God bless Captain Dave.

05:19People were worried about Captain Dave.

05:20Benny Cameron.

05:21David Portnoy.

05:22I'm glad to see this guy is still alive.

05:23He had a close call.

05:24Miss Peaches wasn't with you, though.

05:25She wasn't, thank God.

05:26I thought I was with you all the time.

05:27You take a picture with you?

05:28Yes.

05:29Yep.

05:36Nice to meet you guys.

05:37Good luck.

05:38Thank you, Dave.

05:41Thank you for coming in here.

05:44Thank you, Dave.

05:48Listen, I knew I was in the middle of a thank you off.

05:49Two thank yous in.

05:50I'm like, I'm going to fucking bash these guys up the head with thank yous.

05:51This is ten bucks.

05:52This is the America I know.

05:53New category.

05:54Value pizza of the year.

05:55Ten bucks.

05:56Half price Monday night pizza.

05:57Half price Monday night pizza.

05:58Anything else?

05:59Or you can reach out to me.

06:00I'll give you a call.

06:01All right.

10:32Fuck, there's 60 dimes right there, but whatever.

10:33I'm a nice motherfucker.

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