TBATS: How to be a Marites by Pepita Curtis and Ian Red

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Aired (December 29, 2024): Pinakita nina Ian Red at Pepita Curtis kung paano nga ba maging isang tunay na Marites!   For more TBATS Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAKLLAvOILc8ZUeMEo4HfCq

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00:00And welcome back to T-box!

00:02In the beauty contest, there's a talent portion.

00:05Here in Miss Marites 2024, there's a gossip portion.

00:10Our contest is really good.

00:12Our candidates will pick a topic from this box.

00:16And they have to tell a story that's like a gossip.

00:19Oh, they'll tell a story.

00:21That's the challenge for them.

00:23And of course, to make the gossip more fun,

00:26they should have a gossip.

00:28That's why, please welcome our special guest,

00:30Miss Marites Baguio 2005,

00:33Pipita Cortez!

00:37Miss Marites Nueva Ecija 1979,

00:39Ian Red!

00:42She's old.

00:43She's really old.

00:45How are you, girls?

00:47I'm ready to gossip about you.

00:49Yes, what's the latest?

00:51This is from Boobay.

00:54Just kidding.

00:55No, just say it.

00:56You're always beautiful.

00:58Yes.

01:02Let's do the opposite of what we said.

01:04Okay.

01:06Just a disclaimer,

01:08we're not encouraging the spreading of gossips

01:11without a basis.

01:13This is just for fun.

01:14We're hoping that this won't happen in the barangay.

01:18Yes, let's start the gossip.

01:21Portion with candidate number one, Cherry.

01:24Cherry!

01:25Come here, Cherry.

01:27You're in the middle, Cherry.

01:29Pull it, Cherry.

01:31Pull your...

01:33Okay.

01:36It's wet.

01:37Cherry is nervous.

01:38This is the situation that you need to gossip about.

01:42Here.

01:43Kagawad Bogart is a gambler.

01:47Even his appliances are stolen.

01:51That's what you're going to do.

01:53Gossip.

01:54Or gossip.

01:55Gossip.

01:56Cherry looks ready.

01:58Are you ready, Cherry?

01:59Okay.

02:00Okay, Cherry.

02:01Yes.

02:02Gossip about that.

02:07Hey, barangay people.

02:08Hey, people.

02:09Oh, my.

02:10This is what I'm going to gossip about.

02:12What are you going to gossip about?

02:14Do you know Kagawad in the other corner?

02:17Of course.

02:18Yes.

02:19Oh, my.

02:20Oh, my.

02:21He's in the middle.

02:22He's rich.

02:23Oh, what?

02:24Yes, he's really rich.

02:26Oh, him?

02:27Yes.

02:28Kagawad Bogart, you're next.

02:29You gossip here.

02:30It's clearer here.

02:31Yes.

02:32Kagawad Bogart.

02:34Do you know that gossip

02:36every Monday and Tuesday

02:39is in Tong Itan.

02:41It's in Tong Itan.

02:42You know what?

02:43Your gossip is not true

02:44because you're too slow to gossip.

02:46That's true.

02:47Are you sure about that?

02:48Yes.

02:49Because I'm their player.

02:50What?

02:51That's true.

02:52He's their opponent.

02:53Then?

02:54Then,

02:55when it's Wednesday and Thursday,

02:57he's in the other corner again.

03:00Do you know what he's doing?

03:01What?

03:02Oh, my.

03:03He's gambling.

03:05Gambling?

03:06Yes.

03:07Oh, my.

03:08He's really a gambler, right?

03:09Yes.

03:10When it's Friday and Saturday,

03:12do you know where he is again?

03:13Where is he?

03:14He's gambling.

03:15Gambling?

03:16Yes.

03:17He's not gambling anymore.

03:18He's taking it.

03:19Yes.

03:20He's resting on Sunday.

03:21Sunday?

03:22Do you need to rest?

03:24Maybe later.

03:25But, what's the real gossip?

03:27Where is he taking his gambling?

03:29Here's the thing.

03:30When it's Sunday,

03:31do you think he's resting?

03:32Yes.

03:33Because it's online gambling.

03:36Online gambling in Tong Itan.

03:37That's a lot.

03:38Yes.

03:39There.

03:40He ran out of money.

03:41He's gambling again.

03:42He ran out of money.

03:43He's gambling from Monday to Sunday.

03:45You're his player, right?

03:46I won.

03:47I won.

03:48You're really a gambler.

03:49You're really a gambler.

03:50You're really a gambler.

03:51You're really a gambler.

03:52And...

03:53Cut!

03:54Oh, no.

03:55Oh, no.

03:56He's so serious.

03:57He's so serious.

03:58What?

03:59He's so serious.

04:01It's true.

04:02It's true.

04:03But, what can our judges say?

04:06I'm 70% sure that he's a gossiper.

04:09Because his story is direct.

04:12He explained it.

04:13But, his gossiping is 70%.

04:1830% is not enough.

04:19He's a certified gossiper.

04:21Okay.

04:22For me, all in all, he's a gossiper.

04:25But, I know that he's a gossiper.

04:28Because, you should be a gossiper.

04:30And, your gossip is true.

04:31You speak fast.

04:32Because, you don't need to think.

04:33But, he's still thinking.

04:35So, I said, we're just gossiping.

04:37What can you say about what our judges said?

04:40What can you say?

04:41Don't be scared, brother.

04:47He's scared.

04:49I can feel it.

04:50He's scared.

04:51Yes, he's scared.

04:52Because, they're the judges.

04:53Because, we need him.

04:55But, you're the judges.

04:57I can feel it.

04:58But, if you can feel it, say it.

05:00Because, you're friends.

05:01We're here.

05:02Correct.

05:05Our contestant number one.

05:08Thank you, Cherry.

05:09Here it is.

05:10Let's go straight to our contestant number two.

05:14Chris.

05:15This one looks like he's going to lose.

05:17Bonot.

05:18Bonot, Chris.

05:19The stupid box.

05:21Okay.

05:23Here's the situation.

05:25Three of Julio's children.

05:28The other one is not his.

05:31You're going to gossip about that.

05:33I'm so excited.

05:35And, of course, this scene is in the market.

05:38Okay?

05:39And, you're the vendor.

05:40And?

05:41And, of course, the other two are the suki.

05:44Yes.

05:45Okay?

05:46Is it clear?

05:47Yes.

05:48Alright, camera.

05:49Action.

05:50You have two minutes.

05:51Two minutes.

05:52Suki, suki, suki.

05:53Suki.

05:54Oh, my.

05:55Mari, it's early.

05:56She's busy.

05:58I'm going to scold you.

05:59Here it is.

06:00Do you know?

06:01Do you know?

06:02What is it?

06:03Because, this girl has three children.

06:05Yes, she has three children.

06:07She really has three children.

06:08Julio is thin.

06:09Yes.

06:10The first child is thin.

06:12What's the name of their first child?

06:13Holly.

06:14Krista.

06:15Krista.

06:16Yes.

06:17Don't be noisy.

06:18Yes.

06:19The second one is Clipo.

06:21There.

06:22He's also thin.

06:23Yes.

06:24I saw him in the mall yesterday.

06:25Hey, you two.

06:26Stay close.

06:27Okay, Mari.

06:28Just tell us.

06:29The third one is fat.

06:32Hey, that's your child.

06:34Fat.

06:35Yes.

06:36It's said that he's not Julio's son.

06:38Huh?

06:39It's said that his mother is different.

06:41Hey, you're gay.

06:42Are you sure about what you're saying?

06:43Is she fat?

06:44Yes.

06:46Who's the real mother?

06:47This one.

06:48She's also fat.

06:51She likes to put a towel on her head.

06:54Do you know?

06:55Do you know?

06:56I don't think so.

06:57That's why I'm asking you.

06:58You said it earlier.

06:59It's in your head.

07:00The second one.

07:01Who's the mother?

07:02We're excited to know.

07:03Who's the mother?

07:04We're excited.

07:06Of course,

07:07the mother is this one.

07:11The big reveal.

07:13There it is.

07:15That's the mother.

07:16That's why you're so fat.

07:19She's fat.

07:20Wow, she's shy in front of you, babe.

07:22Yes.

07:24I wish I was the mother.

07:25You're so mean.

07:26I got a cheese.

07:27Oh, no.

07:28Let's go back to the mall.

07:29You know what?

07:30Your cheese whisk is here.

07:31Oh, you're so mean.

07:32I know.

07:33Your cheese whisk is here.

07:34Your cheese whisk is here.

07:35Your eyebrows are talking.

07:36Correct.

07:37But if it's true,

07:38do you remember

07:39what's the name of the second child?

07:41Lito.

07:42Lito.

07:43The first one?

07:44Krista.

07:45Oh, no.

07:46It's the opposite.

07:47The first one is Krista.

07:48The second one is Lito.

07:49Lito.

07:50Oh, no.

07:51She said,

07:52who's the second child?

07:54This is Marie.

07:55You're fighting with the judges.

07:56What's your comment?

07:57Sorry.

07:58You go first, babe.

07:59Well,

08:00I had high expectations from her earlier.

08:02Because her intro was so good.

08:04The energy was so intense.

08:06So,

08:07what you did,

08:08when you were fighting,

08:09it was a fight.

08:12I feel like

08:13they were just leveling

08:14what the contestant number one did.

08:15Oh.

08:16So,

08:17we had a hard time with that.

08:18Okay.

08:19For me,

08:20when you're fighting,

08:21you should have a straight face.

08:22Yes.

08:23She was a bit shy.

08:24She even waved at you.

08:25She didn't want to be direct.

08:26You know,

08:27it's like,

08:28it's not a fight.

08:29It's like,

08:30she's trying to make you guess

08:31that she's sure

08:32about what she wants to say.

08:33She's sure about what she wants to say.

08:34The story should be direct.

08:35You don't have to wave at her.

08:36And you said it right away.

08:37But,

08:38acting-wise,

08:39she's good.

08:40Yes.

08:41I just took a long time

08:42to reveal

08:43the revelation,

08:44the gossip.

08:45She's good at crying

08:46because

08:47she's always crying.

08:48Is that true?

08:49It's true.

08:50I don't know what you're imagining.

08:52Thank you very much,

08:53number two.

08:54Okay.

08:55There.

08:56Here's number three.

08:57Come in.

08:59Come in, number three.

09:00There she is.

09:01You're good now.

09:02She's good now.

09:03She's good now.

09:04Okay.

09:05Pull.

09:09Okay,

09:10this is what you're going to guess.

09:12Kumaring Lisa's wife

09:13went out with someone else.

09:16Kumaring Lisa's wife

09:18went out with someone else.

09:20Okay.

09:21Lights, camera.

09:22And you're in a parlor.

09:24That's exactly right

09:25with your outfit

09:26and your headdress.

09:27Come in.

09:28Okay.

09:29And

09:30lights, camera, action.

09:32Mari,

09:34how long is that?

09:35Here it is.

09:36She's almost here.

09:37What's the latest gossip?

09:38You're the queen

09:39of gossip.

09:40I really have

09:41something to gossip about you.

09:42What are you going to gossip about?

09:43But you have a loud voice, Mari.

09:45Yes, I'm going to be loud.

09:46Do you want to reach

09:47your neighbors?

09:48Yes, I'm going to gossip.

09:49Here's Mrs.

09:50Indimapakale.

09:51She wants to prove

09:53if I'm lying

09:54about Mr.

09:55Now,

09:56Mr.

09:57Kumaring

09:58This is Lidia,

09:59right?

10:00Her husband.

10:01How did you know his name?

10:02I didn't...

10:03You're our neighbor,

10:04right?

10:05Yes, Lidia,

10:06right?

10:07She followed you.

10:08Yes, Lidia.

10:09Okay, then?

10:10Here's the thing.

10:11She followed

10:12Mr. Kumaring

10:13to where he's going.

10:14She followed Lito?

10:15Yes, Lito.

10:16She followed him.

10:17When she followed Lito,

10:18she didn't make it.

10:19She went to...

10:20Then?

10:21To the cinema.

10:22To the cinema?

10:23Then?

10:24Then she wants to know

10:25if it's confirmed

10:26that

10:27he's with another woman.

10:28What did she say?

10:29She's caught.

10:31She's caught?

10:32She's caught.

10:33She's caught.

10:35He's also with a guy.

10:37What?

10:38A guy?

10:39A guy?

10:40Who's that?

10:41He's gay.

10:42What's that?

10:43Yes, he's gay.

10:44Oh, my.

10:45It's been a while.

10:46I'm scared.

10:47What's happening there?

10:48Poor Lidia.

10:49What did Lidia say?

10:50How did that happen?

10:52I'm really looking at you.

10:54Lidia is a fool.

10:55What happened to Lidia?

10:57She's just crying.

10:58She can't accept it.

10:59I hope you comfort Lidia.

11:01I won't comfort her.

11:02I'm also gossiping.

11:03We're both gossipers.

11:06Right?

11:07But Lidia is pitiful.

11:09Oh, my.

11:10There.

11:11That's a different kind of gossip.

11:15Oh, my.

11:16Let's hear

11:17what our judges have to say.

11:19It's okay.

11:20In the parlor,

11:21the voice is really low

11:22when gossiping.

11:23But it's so good

11:24to hear gossip

11:25when there's energy.

11:27You get more excited.

11:28You believe more.

11:30Right, friend?

11:31Well, yes.

11:32But for me,

11:33I felt that she's really pitiful.

11:35Her temper is good.

11:37You know?

11:38And also,

11:39the flow of the conversation is good.

11:41You know,

11:42when there's gossip,

11:46you just adapt.

11:47When I say Lidia,

11:48that's Lidia.

11:50While you're commenting,

11:51she's also answering.

11:52What are you saying?

11:54She's just saying yes.

11:55She's just saying yes.

11:57But she's good at telling stories.

11:59She's good at gossiping.

12:00Yes.

12:01She's direct.

12:02She's like that.

12:03She said everything.

12:04She said everything.

12:05Everything is okay.

12:06It's different.

12:07It's just acting

12:08that brings them energy.

12:09Let's call

12:10the other contestants.

12:11Come here.

12:13Yes.

12:14Let's be fair.

12:15Oh, my.

12:16When we return,

12:17the most anticipated Q&A

12:20with our contestants

12:21will be back

12:23next time on

12:24Tawa is Life!

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